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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by CoCoLav(f): 2:56pm On Jul 02, 2016
ElDeeVee:
Hi Cocolav wink wink

Hi Eldee
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ElDeeVee(m): 3:29pm On Jul 02, 2016
CoCoLav:


Hi Eldeevee

Been a while; how have you been
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by CoCoLav(f): 4:56pm On Jul 02, 2016
ElDeeVee:


Been a while; how have you been

I have been good and you?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:02pm On Jul 02, 2016

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ElDeeVee(m): 5:36pm On Jul 02, 2016
CoCoLav:


I have been good and you?

I've been good too cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by CoCoLav(f): 6:27pm On Jul 02, 2016
ElDeeVee:


I've been good too cheesy

Nice to know
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by CoCoLav(f): 6:27pm On Jul 02, 2016
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ElDeeVee(m): 6:51pm On Jul 02, 2016
CoCoLav:


Nice to know

Yea dear. Just checking up on you.

Be good and enjoy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by CoCoLav(f): 7:01pm On Jul 02, 2016
ElDeeVee:


Yea dear. Just checking up on you.

Be good and enjoy

Thank you
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by walexsho(m): 7:53pm On Jul 02, 2016
I can see an army of Jobless youth here.. OMG
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Mannylex(m): 8:13pm On Jul 02, 2016
LastMumu:

In my opinion, investing in the money market isn't much of a good idea as the market isn't doing well at the moment. Stanbic, ARM and FBN have the highest interest rates for MMF currently at an average of 9 - 10%, but considering the fact that inflation rate is currently hovering around 15%, this doesn't look much like a great investment. undecided

I frustratingly yanked off the little investment I had with FBN two weeks ago or so, a lot of other investors are also pulling their money out of the market as well as rates are not lucrative enough. If you have any cash you want to invest, I would advise you throw into the real economy, invest in agriculture, transportation, start up a business or just anything aside MMF. Heck, even Treasury Bills is a better alternative right now to MMF. The thing tire me mehn. angry

Lolz Bro inflation affects everything not just money market, inflation is existent in the "real economy" itself at the moment.

Invest in transportation, agriculture? ? Not a bad idea, but not for a working class who is dependent on salary. I mean before you invest in those businesses, you must have attained a stable capital base and you and I both know you in invest with the returns of what you have invested in. So how does a salary earner just take his/her salary and throw into a business with unforseen risk, when not even at the liberty of having enough time to oversee it. ... Imagine investing in agriculture and being hit by a tomato "ebola" wink
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 8:45pm On Jul 02, 2016
adeaks:
Happy belated birthday Tolusan. May litigants never cease from your doorstep. grin

You and B***i should sha do quick so that I can eat wedding rice. smiley

Thanks man, I appreciate.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 9:05pm On Jul 02, 2016
Mannylex:


Lolz Bro inflation affects everything not just money market, inflation is existent in the "real economy" itself at the moment.
Yeah I know lol, but if an investment in the real economy guarantees one an higher ROI above the prevailing inflation rate, it looks like a relatively better option to one with lesser yield.

Invest in transportation, agriculture? ? Not a bad idea, but not for a working class who is dependent on salary. I mean before you invest in those businesses, you must have attained a stable capital base and you and I both know you in invest with the returns of what you have invested in. So how does a salary earner just take his/her salary and throw into a business with unforseen risk, when not even at the liberty of having enough time to oversee it. ... Imagine investing in agriculture and being hit by a tomato "ebola" wink

Yeah I agree with you bro, it is the same dilemma I find myself right now. undecided
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 9:08pm On Jul 02, 2016
walexsho:
I can see an army of Jobless youth here.. OMG

Jobless - No, unemployed - yes.

Choose your words correctly bro, choose them correctly.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 9:13pm On Jul 02, 2016
This looks easy but it is not because everyone will arrive at a different answer. Let's see who will get the right answer first.

Amicable09 bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the
shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note.

The Shopkeeper had no change on him so he
went to another Shopkeeper Lero15 his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200 denominations, with which he settled Amicable09 and she left.

A little while later, Lero15 came back angrily after
he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement.

To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give Lero15 another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value.

So Question for the geniuses…
How much has the Shopkeeper lost in total?

A. ₦1200

B. ₦2000

C. ₦1000

D. ₦1800

E. ₦2200

Support your answer with analysis.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Philomath1212: 9:34pm On Jul 02, 2016
LastMumu:
This looks easy but it is not because everyone will arrive at a different answer. Let's see who will get the right answer first.

Amicable09 bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the
shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note.

The Shopkeeper had no change on him so he
went to another Shopkeeper Lero15 his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200 denominations, with which he settled Amicable09 and she left.

A little while later, Lero15 came back angrily after
he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement.

To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give Lero15 another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value.

So Question for the geniuses…
How much has the Shopkeeper lost in total?

A. ₦1200

B. ₦2000

C. ₦1000

D. ₦1800

E. ₦2200

C. #1000
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Philomath1212: 9:36pm On Jul 02, 2016
walexsho:
I can see an army of Jobless youth here.. OMG

and what about you Sir?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by davide470(m): 9:40pm On Jul 02, 2016
LastMumu... 2000NGN. lipsrsealed
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jul 02, 2016
Philomath1212:


C. #1000
N1,000 you sure? How you take get am?

davide470:
LastMumu... 2000NGN. lipsrsealed

How you carry take get N2000 oga Davido? cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Philomath1212: 9:56pm On Jul 02, 2016
LastMumu:

N1,000 you sure? How you take get am?

100% sure, I'm sorry I can't fail such a cheap brain teaser but to explain will be another time.


How you carry take get N2000 oga Davido? cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by davide470(m): 9:56pm On Jul 02, 2016
LastMumu:


How you carry take get N2000 oga Davido? cheesy
Lol. The shop keeper 'dashed' Lero #1000 and Amicable #800 Change and #200 goods worth.

So 2000NGN grin lipsrsealed

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 10:11pm On Jul 02, 2016
LastMumu:
This looks easy but it is not because everyone will arrive at a different answer. Let's see who will get the right answer first.

Amicable09 bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the
shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note.

The Shopkeeper had no change on him so he
went to another Shopkeeper Lero15 his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200 denominations, with which he settled Amicable09 and she left.

A little while later, Lero15 came back angrily after
he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement.

To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give Lero15 another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value.

So Question for the geniuses…
How much has the Shopkeeper lost in total?

A. ₦1200

B. ₦2000

C. ₦1000

D. ₦1800

E. ₦2200

Support your answer with analysis.
2,200 NGN.
He lost 2k in cash and 200 naira worth of goods.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 10:16pm On Jul 02, 2016
LastMumu:
This looks easy but it is not because everyone will arrive at a different answer. Let's see who will get the right answer first.

Amicable09 bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the
shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note.

The Shopkeeper had no change on him so he
went to another Shopkeeper Lero15 his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200 denominations, with which he settled Amicable09 and she left.

A little while later, Lero15 came back angrily after
he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement.

To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give Lero15 another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value.

So Question for the geniuses…
How much has the Shopkeeper lost in total?

A. ₦1200

B. ₦2000

C. ₦1000

D. ₦1800

E. ₦2200

Support your answer with analysis.

C. 1000

I'd like to work under the assumption that the shopkeeper sourced for "change" with his own #1000 note BEFORE collecting amicable09's money. So I'm working on the premise that the money he gave to Lero15 is a good #1000 note that was thus changed by Lero into 200 notes. (No loss)

Which means when amicable09 brings her fake #1000 (which in reality is valueless paper), the shop keeper has change and thus gives her #800 (first loss) change in return for her #200 (the second loss) purchase.

Hence, I'd say he lost #1000

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 10:20pm On Jul 02, 2016
davide470:
Lol. The shop keeper 'dashed' Lero #1000 and Amicable #800 Change and #200 goods worth.

So 2000NGN grin lipsrsealed

Lol how him take dash Lero N1000?

If you give me N10,000 and I give you paper, then you come later in the evening to request for your N10,000, can't you see I technically borrowed the money from you, it wasn't a dash. cheesy

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Philomath1212: 10:23pm On Jul 02, 2016
Jazmiynne:

C. 1000
I'd like to work under the assumption that the shopkeeper sourced for "change" with his own #1000 note BEFORE collecting amicable09's money. So I'm working on the premise that the money he gave to Lero15 is a good #1000 note that was thus changed by Lero into 200 notes.
Which means when amicable09 brings her fake #1000 (which in reality is valueless paper), the shop keeper has change and thus gives her #800 (first loss) change in return for her #200 (the second loss) purchase.
Hence, I'd say he lost #1000

correct
I can't type much jare..
we reason same way..
dunno how people get other figures tho
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 10:30pm On Jul 02, 2016
Philomath1212:


correct
I can't type much jare..
we reason same way..
dunno how people get other figures tho
Lolz.
Why should we get 1000?
Did you follow me to the shop? cheesy

BTW lastmumu, this money palava is creepy sef. I think the shop keeper lost only the goods he sold grin. I've changed my mind.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Philomath1212: 10:49pm On Jul 02, 2016
amicable09:

Lolz.
Why should we get 1000?
Did you follow me to the shop? cheesy

BTW lastmumu, this money palava is creepy sef. I think the shop keeper lost only the goods he sold grin. I've changed my mind.

grin lol
I've forgotten you're the buyer.
okay o, no finish all the goodies o.
I'm here.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 11:10pm On Jul 02, 2016
Philomath1212:


grin lol
I've forgotten you're the buyer.
okay o, no finish all the goodies o.
I'm here.
Lol.
Forget me not cheesy
My Lero brought another 1000 naira note from his safe and cheated his neighbor cheesy. It wasn't my original note o.

Anyway, as usual, I still have the popcorn and groundnuts I bought. You can dip your hand into my goody bag and munch on the crunchy popcorn.

Enjoy!
See you after church service tomorrow.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by funkyjms: 11:16pm On Jul 02, 2016
Jazmiynne:


C. 1000

[s]I'd like to work under the assumption that the shopkeeper sourced for "change" with his own #1000 note BEFORE collecting amicable09's money. So I'm working on the premise that the money he gave to Lero15 is a good #1000 note[/s] that was thus changed by Lero into 200 notes. (No loss)

Which means when amicable09 brings her fake #1000 (which in reality is valueless paper), the shop keeper has change and thus gives her #800 (first loss) change in return for her #200 (the second loss) purchase.

Hence, I'd say he lost #1000

If your assumption stands, then Le wouldn't demand for a new note 'cause the note would have been a "good #1000 note." Hence, your reason is ingenuine.

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