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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ladyF(f): 1:39am On Jul 03, 2016
hehehe... Had to start a new page for you luv. Make una no vex. *muah* smiley

[size=15pt]Tolutweety[/size] oya wake up o!!! angry Birthday boy cannot be sleeping at this time of the morning. grin

Birthday shout out to a great friend. Happy 42nd birthday to you dear... May your life be merry, and your days long. kiss kiss kiss

Turn up for the birthday bash guys, everyone is invited. Don't bother about the venue details, just leave your house and start coming, the spirits will guide you to the location... grin

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ilori1930(m): 2:16am On Jul 03, 2016
Yay! cheesy...Happy birthday Tolutweety.
I wish you many more prosperous years ahead #Igba Odun, Odun kan ni

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Dainty25(f): 7:19am On Jul 03, 2016
grin

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ElDeeVee(m): 7:30am On Jul 03, 2016
Happy birthday Tolutweety.

Wish you great and mighty things in life.


Where's the parry biko

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 7:38am On Jul 03, 2016
Tolutweety!
Happy birthday to one of my favorite engineers. Wish you long life and prosperity bro. Holla me if you have turn up coming up.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 7:44am On Jul 03, 2016
davide470:
I know someone doing his PG Internship at Environmental Rights Action/Friends of the Earth in Bayelsa.

Does it count as an Env. Consulting firm?
ERA is not into consulting per se, the org is an NGO/Pressure group with particular interest in environmental sustainability. Thanks Boss.

Mr. Tolutweety, I wish you loftier heights as you begin a new cycle. CHEERS!!! cheesy

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Kookny(m): 7:47am On Jul 03, 2016
LastMumu:
This looks easy but it is not because everyone will arrive at a different answer. Let's see who will get the right answer first.

Amicable09 bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the
shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note.

The Shopkeeper had no change on him so he
went to another Shopkeeper Lero15 his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200 denominations, with which he settled Amicable09 and she left.

A little while later, Lero15 came back angrily after
he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement.

To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give Lero15 another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value.

So Question for the geniuses…
How much has the Shopkeeper lost in total?

A. ₦1200

B. ₦2000

C. ₦1000

D. ₦1800

E. ₦2200

Support your answer with analysis.

The answer is C. 1000NGN

The shop keeper lost goods worth N200 and also N800 change he gave to her.

Happy birthday Tolutweety. btw, do you tweet?

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by davide470(m): 8:36am On Jul 03, 2016
Happy birthday Tolu.

Well. All them babes don talk am finish, so make we go WhatsApp.

Have a Good one.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by walexsho(m): 10:09am On Jul 03, 2016
LastMumu:


Jobless - No, unemployed - yes.

Choose your words correctly bro, choose them correctly.

Both Employed and unemployed person may become jobless. Don't take this too personal, I expected someone to ask why I used the word Jobless. I was highly impressed when I came back to see a post that is beneficial to everyone. this should be a job vacancies section and should be an information center for new opportunities that will fetch the unemployed source of income, but reverse is the case. I've only been an observer on this thread for a long time and I've never seen anything beneficial other than the shopkeeper question asked by someone

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jamean(f): 10:34am On Jul 03, 2016
Kookny:


The answer is C. 1000NGN

The shop keeper lost goods worth N200 and also N800 change he gave to her.

Happy birthday Tolutweety. btw, do you tweet?

Shop keeper lost N1,800 and inventory worth N200.

Inventory is not as liquid as cash in bank in classifying current assets, it could have been sold on credit and become a receivable.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 11:10am On Jul 03, 2016
amicable09:

2,200 NGN.
He lost 2k in cash and 200 naira worth of goods.

You say what
He lost #1,000. #800 in cash and #200 in goods sold.

Oya see it this way: Assume d shopkeeper had only #1000 note in his drawer before the buyer came......The buyer comes up, gives the shopkeeper a counterfeit #1000 which the shopkeeper uses in collecting a change of #1000 from his neighbor John to give #800 to the buyer, keeping #200 (real cost of the goods bought) in his drawer. The total money in his drawer now is #1000 + #200 = #1200. He has not lost any money at this point. But his neighbor John comes up to complain abt the fake #1000 and the shopkeeper issues anoda #1000 note to John, destroying the counterfeit. Money left in his drawer is #200. Note that he had #1000 and his goods (worth #200) before the transaction. After transaction, he had only #200.
Thus; Money lost = (#1000+ #200 worth of goods) - (#200 balance in his drawer)= #1000

Happy Birthday Tolutweety. More glorious years

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 11:31am On Jul 03, 2016
karleone:


You say what
He lost #1,000. #800 in cash and #200 in goods sold.

Oya see it this way: Assume d shopkeeper had only #1000 note in his drawer before the buyer came......The buyer comes up, gives the shopkeeper a counterfeit #1000 which the shopkeeper uses in collecting a change of #1000 from his neighbor John to give #800 to the buyer, keeping #200 (real cost of the goods bought) in his drawer. The total money in his drawer now is #1000 + #200 = #1200. He has not lost any money at this point. But his neighbor John comes up to complain abt the fake #1000 and the shopkeeper issues anoda #1000 note to John, destroying the counterfeit. Money left in his drawer is #200. Note that he had #1000 and his goods (worth #200) before the transaction. After transaction, he had only #200.
Thus; Money lost = (#1000+ #200 worth of goods) - (#200 balance in his drawer)= #1000

Happy Birthday Tolutweety. More glorious years
Lol. Thanks for the lecture Karl cheesy
You should know me na, I must have the most different answer grin

So the answer is 1000 in the end. Cool.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 11:35am On Jul 03, 2016
walexsho:


Both Employed and unemployed person may become jobless. Don't take this too personal, I expected someone to ask why I used the word Jobless. I was highly impressed when I came back to see a post that is beneficial to everyone. this should be a job vacancies section and should be an information center for new opportunities that will fetch the unemployed source of income, but reverse is the case. I've only been an observer on this thread for a long time and I've never seen anything beneficial other than the shopkeeper question asked by someone
Lol.
You so aren't serious!

When you stop being an observer, you will have sth beneficial from the chatroom.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 11:40am On Jul 03, 2016
Happy 29th birthday Tolutweety! May you grow big on every side.
Like a cedar in Lebanon, Stay fruitful! That 'pull out' tutorial needs to fail this new age so we can have Tolu jnr cheesy
You know what I mean grin Be fruitful and multiply cheesy

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 11:50am On Jul 03, 2016
Happy Birthday LadyF - Clown of Nairaland grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheSCRYPT: 11:51am On Jul 03, 2016
Happy Birthday Tolu, have a blast dude.

Copy;

Okzcorp.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by eipreel(f): 12:57pm On Jul 03, 2016
Happy birthday tolusweety grin wish you the very best




sorry I meant tolutweety embarassed

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 1:09pm On Jul 03, 2016
Happy birthday tolutweety...
More grace and more testimonies..
Enjoy your day Dear...

29? Really? grin
Amicable09 I thought he was older than that o grin lipsrsealed

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Ubah1(m): 3:33pm On Jul 03, 2016
.Happy birthday tolutweety.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ladyF(f): 4:15pm On Jul 03, 2016
karleone:
Happy Birthday LadyF - Clown of Nairaland grin
lol My birthday don pass, but ayam accepting gifts in cash/kind on behalf of the celebrant. Should I send a mailing address or account number? grin What say ye?

Is he really 29? shocked
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:00pm On Jul 03, 2016
Happy birthday Tolutweety.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ksstroud: 5:17pm On Jul 03, 2016
Tolutweety As long as Heaven and earth is, day and night holds, by the power in His word; In this your New Year, your success will shake the whole world...
HAPPY FULFILLING BORNDAY

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 5:18pm On Jul 03, 2016
ladyF:

lol My birthday don pass, but ayam accepting gifts in cash/kind on behalf of the celebrant. Should I send a mailing address or account number? grin What say ye?

Is he really 29? shocked

So why is your name among the birthday celebrants in homepage?

As for the gift, you can send both. But it [the gift] will be delivered on your next birthday grin. Hope that will be cool?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Udochee(m): 5:35pm On Jul 03, 2016
tolutweety
happy bday..many more fruitful years...enjoy

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ladyF(f): 5:45pm On Jul 03, 2016
karleone:


So why is your name among the birthday celebrants in homepage?

As for the gift, you can send both. But it [the gift] will be delivered on your next birthday grin. Hope that will be cool?
lol I just set my birthday as today temporarily.

Chai...So no belated baiday gift cry cry cry
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by PresVA: 5:45pm On Jul 03, 2016
Happy birthday Tolu, God's blessings. ..

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jul 03, 2016
Kookny:


The answer is C. 1000NGN

The shop keeper lost goods worth N200 and also N800 change he gave to her.


Bros you get bam bam.

Na you, Jazmiynne, Kookny funkyjms get am.

Una sabi book small. cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jul 03, 2016
I expect by now Ladyf should be languishing in one nairaland jail for 5 years! See how she just spam everywhere with.... .... .... angry angry
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ladyF(f): 5:54pm On Jul 03, 2016
LastMumu:
I expect by now Ladyf should be languishing in one nairaland jail for 5 years! See how she just spam everywhere with.... .... .... angry angry
shocked Lwkm! Why evils... grin

Ayam operating in another level of grace. wink
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 6:02pm On Jul 03, 2016
ladyF:

shocked Lwkm! Why evils... grin

Ayam operating in another level of grace. wink

Rubbish!! angry

It is either you are dating one of the mods here or of dem mods is eyeing you. I suspect David. angry

The only time I attempted spamming this thread, I was blessed with two months ban, I will not take this lightly. angry angry
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 6:07pm On Jul 03, 2016
amicable09:
Happy 29th birthday Tolut.weety!
May you grow big on every side.

Like a cedar in Lebanon, Stay fruitful!
That 'pull out' tutorial needs to fail this new age so we can have Tolu jnr cheesy

You know what I mean grin
Be fruitful and multiply cheesy
Explain that... NOW!!!

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