₦airaland Forum

slyIsaac:
thankyou lavvy....

AirSultan:
Naso o


I swear I feel like dancing shakiti bobo right now!



You guys filled a certain vacuum in my chest!



#IllegalTiTakeOverAbeg...

Oya Mimzy, smellymouth, iykekelvins, suzan404, AirSultan, slyisaac, olihilistic, lsofdk, iamlegend1, kingrex1, and every one..


Lezz paree

Oya turn up for sly!


Let's do the "Oppa gangnam style"

olihilistic:
I Don show oya make we scatter the dance floor.

Halfricanadian must gimme a lap dance today.

halfricanadian:
Me ur mum giv u lap dance?
Smellymouth come nd see our son o
Ur son wanna steal ur wife

olihilistic:
hahahahahahahajahajaj

I said rap dance typo error.

halfricanadian:
lol cos i call ur dad u adjust

d only son of mine dat doesnt miss his mama ur papa don dey inbox u too mch u no remember na me b mama abi well done

olihilistic:
Lol.

I roff you plenty momma.

halfricanadian:
im proud i av u
Cos of u i wanna b richer dan dangote nd gate nd will it all to u

olihilistic:
kiss her ( mother and son romance)
I'm proud of you too.

halfricanadian:
cos of dis i buy u island ystday am giv u d access tomorrow ok? Come bck last week for d papers b sure u come ok lol

olihilistic:
I should come back last week \-:

halfricanadian:
Me ur mum giv u lap dance?

Smellymo.uth come nd see our son o

Ur son wanna steal ur wife

Olihilistic, wetin? You wana rape my wife?
You wana rape your mum?

Smellymouth:
Olihilistic, wetin? You wana rape my wife?
You wana rape your mum?

Synzu:
WAIT!!


Continu!

halfricanadian:
First whr is ur meme?

Secondly na so e shock me o wen u sef get plenty wife do u even always remember i am ur wife?

Firstly, this is the meme

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/champagne.gif

Secondly, bubu, how can I forget my 12th wife?

Mbanu, it's not possibru..

Smellymouth:
Hahaha
Mimzy illegal, Illegal Muva ati Synzu Illegal, Illegal IamLEGEND1 illegal, Illegal Lsofdk illegal, illegal Iykekelvins illegal, illegal Airsultan illegal, illegal Ogorwyne illegal, illegal Obiorathesubtle illegal, illegal Suzan404 illegal, jojo illegal SmellingAnus illegal, illegal Ohilistic illegal, illegal O ma moti illegal, illegal Smellymouth ati ALAGA1 illegal, illegal Ko like obirin illegal, illegal KingRex1 illegal, illegal, o ma je burger illegal SlyIsaac illegal, illegal, o ma’n je Pizza illegal yeeee, Illegal gang lawon eleyi Jesu

Smellymouth:
Firstly, this is the meme



Secondly, bubu, how can I forget my 12th wife?

Mbanu, it's not possibru..

KingRex1:
Oya o! were the parry at??

Ogorwyne,

SlyIsaac..

Where the party at?

AirSultan:
Naso o


I swear I feel like dancing shakiti bobo right now!



You guys filled a certain vacuum in my chest!



#IllegalTiTakeOverAbeg...

Oya Mimzy, smellymouth, iykekelvins, suzan404, AirSultan, slyisaac, olihilistic, lsofdk, iamlegend1, kingrex1, and every one..


Lezz paree

Oya turn up for sly!


Let's do the "Oppa gangnam style"

halfricanadian:
Na me b dreamstime abi? No worry

12th wife i no upgrade ni? Ur wives no drop out ni hain dere is cheating goin on na i suppose don b 4th wife

You want to be the 4th wife?

Who is the 4th wife?

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/spongebob-reading-gif.gif

Ohhh, Iya Sikira.

I hereby demote Iya Sikira and I officially make halfricanadian my 4th wife

KingRex1:
Where my shades at? Ogorwyne com make we gangnam style n shakiti bobo

obiorathesubtle:
smellymouth nwanne!!


Oji mbe e gbu nnukwu agu!

Oji isi e weda nnukwu osisi

Oji ahu oto aga na'ala mmuo, mmuo akpo ya isiala maka nnukwu amu ya..

Gburugburu 1 of Nairaland..

Alaga!

Mmuo na onwe ya..

Dike na'egbu mmuo

Onye na edi Ibe ya.


**pours schnapp on the ground**

You will live long


***pours another shot***

Your ancestors will accept you when it's time


**pours another shot**

You children will fight your enemies


**pours another shot***

May sperm never lack in your scrotum


**pours another shot***

You shall marry a beautiful wife and her bressts shall satisfy you..


**pours another shot***

Your wife will marvel at the work of your _penis


**pours another shot***


You shall have even more money than me.. Alhaji Soft money..


I HAVE SPOKEN!!

obiorathesubtle:
smellymouth nwanne!!


Oji mbe e gbu nnukwu agu!

Oji isi e weda nnukwu osisi

Oji ahu oto aga na'ala mmuo, mmuo akpo ya isiala maka nnukwu amu ya.

Gburugburu 1 of Nairaland..

Alaga!

Mmuo na onwe ya..

Dike na'egbu mmuo

Onye na edi Ibe ya.


**pours schnapp on the ground**

You will live long


***pours another shot***

Your ancestors will accept you when it's time


**pours another shot**

You children will fight your enemies


**pours another shot***

May sperm never lack in your scrotum


**pours another shot***

You shall marry a beautiful wife and her bressts shall satisfy you..


**pours another shot***

Your wife will marvel at the work of your _penis


**pours another shot***


You shall have even more money than me.. Alhaji Soft money..


I HAVE SPOKEN!!

Smellymouth:
Olihili.stic, wetin? You wana rape my wife?
You wana rape your mum?

obiorathesubtle:
smellymouth nwanne!!


Oji mbe e gbu nnukwu agu!

Oji isi e weda nnukwu osisi

Oji ahu oto aga na'ala mmuo, mmuo akpo ya isiala maka nnukwu amu ya..

Gburugburu 1 of Nairaland..

Alaga!

Mmuo na onwe ya..

Dike na'egbu mmuo

Onye na edi Ibe ya.


**pours schnapp on the ground**

You will live long


***pours another shot***

Your ancestors will accept you when it's time


**pours another shot**

You children will fight your enemies


**pours another shot***

May sperm never lack in your scrotum


**pours another shot***

You shall marry a beautiful wife and her bressts shall satisfy you..


**pours another shot***

Your wife will marvel at the work of your _penis


**pours another shot***


You shall have even more money than me.. Alhaji Soft money..


I HAVE SPOKEN!!

olihilistic:
Lol I no fit rape my mom.

she complains of you not been caring

Hehehehe.. Me not caring?

JoeCutie:

Smellymouth:
Chief Obiorathesubtle, aka Onwa na etiti Owa, Onowu .

Chairman, Council of Nze..


Isheeeeeeeeeeee!!

Chai!! You have beaten more than the drummer of the spirits!


You have thrown the cat on it's back and provoked my angry wealth upon you...




LET IT BE KNOW throughout the kIngdoms of Nairaland..

That I!!!! Chief Obiora A.K.A. Alhaji Soft Money.. Has deemed it mandatory and necessary to Lavish smellymouth with wealth!!


Therefore, I give to you... 10 acres of land in umunnochi community, anambra state.. (Just go there, start building your house, tell them I gave you the place)


5 private Jets, each for any continent you want to go..


52 golden ferraris.. Each for any country in Africa you want to go..


1 bottle of palmwine and 5 peacock eggs..


And I also give you the chieftaincy title of "Aka na ekpochi anyawu 1 of Nairaland."



Alhaji soft money has spoken again!

ogorwyne:
Thank u. Still haven't forgiven u tho. U broke my hrt.

SmellingAnus:
please try and get in touch with me... So sorry for the mix up... You were very innocent...

obiorathesubtle:
Chai!! You have beaten more than the drummer of the spirits!


You have thrown the cat on it's back and provoked my angry wealth upon you...




LET IT BE KNOW throughout the kIngdoms of Nairaland..

That I!!!! Chief Obiora A.K.A. Alhaji Soft Money.. Has deemed it mandatory and necessary to Lavish smellymouth with wealth!!


Therefore, I give to you... 10 acres of land in umunnochi community, anambra state.. (Just go there, start building your house, tell them I gave you the place)


5 private Jets, each for any continent you want to go..


52 golden ferraris.. Each for any country in Africa you want to go..


1 bottle of palmwine and 5 peacock eggs..


And I also give you the chieftaincy title of "Aka na ekpochi anyawu 1 of Nairaland."



Alhaji soft money has spoken again!

Chief Obiora A.K.A. Alhaji Soft Money..

Onwero ife!!

Jisike..

Barman, Nkalama ḿmáñyá mmẹ mmẹ/ọchá, biko.