₦airaland Forum

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc00ff]I do mind. ❤I have enough friends I'm trying to keep up with and I'm not ready for more.
....❤ Can we keep this here for the time being?? [/color]

MrObontami:
its aLLLiiiii

dairykidd:
Back then she was a very popular girl in d social circle in school i was trying to fvck while she was just being a pole tease. She invited me 2 her birthday party n when she was asked to pick a guy 2 dance wit she picked me even tho her guy was there n to make matters worse she was dancing wit me body to body even when d dj was slaming a hip hop track..her guy was watching us n i was watching him from d corner of my eyes then d worst came.. She spoke into my ear;"kiss me" i was like wtf here nw? Then she brought her face close to mine n commanded again "kiss me" ah ogbenin i took a last look @ her bf like brov it my fault o..i french kissed d b!tch n she was hands all over me like we where alone in d room n only stopped when a friend of hers interrupted, omo i come ready for d guy reaction but to my surprise he did nothing..that was a crazy stunt

viickerz:
So many crazy things

one time i was at this party, there was this big water dispenser filled with a mixture of palmwine, some hot drinks, and tramadol. It was plenty inside it, people were drinking from it and partying and turning up.

Then this random guy, vomitted inside the water dispenser , nobody seemed to notice this, everybody just continued partying .
Funny enough, people were still drinking from the alcohol filled water dispenser mixed with vomit.. It was so gross, disgusting .
i stayed away from the dispenser all night , i just stuck with my beer..
It was really disgusting and gross looking at people drinking the dudes vomit..


Another time, i was at a party, i was sooo drunk, i went outside the hotel and arranged with a girl, we went inside one of my friends car and started......... You know

i was very drunk so all i could think of was my dick.. After about 7 minutes or so, my friend that owned the car suddenly flung open the car door, Apparently, he also wanted to straff a chick in the back seat of his car,

i did not even budge, i just adjusted, opened the second door on the left, stick my legs outside and pulled the girl closer so as to create room for my friend, it was really akward .straffing a girl in a car with ur legs outside and ur butt outside. Lol

share urs too guys

hibiscus76:
some guys can lie for Africa shaa.. how can someone vomit inside a water dispenser? Does this Op even know what a water dispenser is? Well, except we now have water dispensers the size of basins..
And again you and your friend where stra.ffing two different girls in the back seat of a car..that's four people in all..big lie..except the car is a caterpillar or a self loader

hibiscus76:
some guys can lie for Africa shaa.. how can someone vomit inside a water dispenser? Does this Op even know what a water dispenser is? Well, except we now have water dispensers the size of basins..
And again you and your friend where stra.ffing two different girls in the back seat of a car..that's four people in all..big lie..except the car is a caterpillar or a self loader

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc00ff]I do mind. ❤I have enough friends I'm trying to keep up with and I'm not ready for more.
....❤ Can we keep this here for the time being?? [/color]

viickerz:
lol.. It was not covered at the top, i mean the water dispenser, and about the car, it was a landrover jeep.,

stop acting like an unpaid detective

kamel4real2015:
human mouth is even bigger than water dispenser mouth people can lie for africa.

hibiscus76:
stop lying like your life depends on it... you don't need to impress anybody..LIAR

hibiscus76:
as in eehn, imagine this Op oo..water dispenser was filled with tramadol,palm wine and alcohol..



Bros leave the Op shaa..

viickerz:
look, i dont need to lie, i have a life outside nairaland, a sweet one , its not my fault that ur life is sooo boring that all u do is come online and notice flaws..

Its no flaw, the dispenser is the old type that can be opened at the top...

Jump off my dick abeg

hibiscus76:
#jumps as far as possible from your di.ck#

Exactly you didn't need to lie to prove your point..we all have our lives outside nairaland too and we know what's true and what's not... bye

viickerz:
yeah...i dont blame u, Short people and insecurity

hibiscus76:
really you know you just made no sense right? Short or not, I don't have to lie to impress anyone..tall mugu lying to make an impact..well that's if you're even tall