Purpletee:


dude my kitty cat is tighter than one opening of your nose.... must you sleep with all you date?

the topic says "from ur EX", that mean ur former boyfriend. generally, b4 u regard some as ur boyfriend/or manfriend as the case maybe, he must have toasted u and u accepted. & u guys dated 4 some months/years & of cause there is 80% possibility that he fvcked u b4 u guy finally broke up

rawpadgin:
the topic says "from ur EX", that mean ur former boyfriend. generally, b4 u regard some as ur boyfriend/or manfriend as the case maybe, he must have toasted u and u accepted. & u guys dated 4 some months/years & of cause there is 80% possibility that he fvcked u b4 u guy finally broke up

sorry to burst your bubbles nigga, most of them broke up with me cos I refused sharing the kitty Kat....

YINKS89:
how many ex u gt...... Nd m sure all don taste u........*mouthsealed*

No dear

aigboeben:

Thatz abt a whole football team for a competition o!

Bros e tire me o...some men just don't take no for an answer...them go pester you soteyyy your papa go join dey beg.

daddy: my daughter this man is really serious about you, give him a chance.
me: but daddy I don't feel a thing for....
before you finish
daddy: shut up, what do you know about love.. in my age it was match making done by our parents, now your mum and I have grown to love each other...(Im haff forget we are in 21st century o)
me: OK daddy,anything for you.



fast forward months later,after breakup

daddy: that man wasn't meant for you,his no good for my daughter the daughter of a lion (how my daddy became lion,I don't know!!!)
me: but then you said he was serious about me,you forced me into a relationship.
daddy:am sorry my dear, it will never happen again. (na mouth o...let another Good looking gentleman come... daddy will say his serious and it keeps playing and playing itself over again.


"in Helen Paul's voice" uncle is it my fault??

0 naira

Purpletee:


sorry to burst your bubbles nigga, most of them broke up with me cos I refused sharing the kitty Kat....

but u where collecting cash gift from them

rawpadgin:
but u where collecting cash gift from them

well yes.
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but uncle it wasn't my fault o,if I tell them no dey will still insist... claiming to love me so much and will do anything and all that...now tell me in such situation what can I do?


I gladly collected and thanked the niggas...
BTW I didnt date multiple dudes the same time o...started dating since jss1(well that one was child's play,more like infatuation)that's how I got the figure 2.5 to 3 million.

you get

Purpletee:


well yes.
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but uncle it wasn't my fault o,if I tell them no dey will still insist... claiming to love me so much and will do anything and all that...now tell me in such situation what can I do?


I gladly collected and thanked the niggas...
BTW I didnt date multiple dudes the same time o...started dating since jss1(well that one was child's play,more like infatuation)that's how I got the figure 2.5 to 3 million.

you get

u startd keeping boyfriend @ the tender age of 12 little wonder u arrived @ 3million. u've dated 30 hefty men & u stil in ur 20's, u will probarbly lost count b4 u get married

i will end up with zero naira as they too will collect the same amount from me. lol

just 3k. Smh

Purpletee:


sorry to burst your bubbles nigga, most of them broke up with me cos I refused sharing the kitty Kat....

Good girl.I hope this is true,that is you are truly intact

Estharfabian:
Trick pity dates? About 2million?









Okay...Big lie! #150,000 Actually.....#facePalm#
Almost dated=50grand...

Lol, it should be more

Lol,it should be more

Estharfabian:
Trick pity dates? About 2million?









Okay...Big lie! #150,000 Actually.....#facePalm#
Almost dated=50grand...

Lol, it should be more

rawpadgin:
u startd keeping boyfriend @ the tender age of 12 little wonder u arrived @ 3million. u've dated 30 hefty men & u stil in ur 20's, u will probarbly lost count b4 u get married

Girls are now women.

Simply 100,000

Purpletee:


Girls are now women.