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1. When you suddenly see cartons of juice and you know visitors are coming.






(Its going down)

2. When your mother starts bringing out food you’ve never seen in the house before.


(Wow! Is it like that?)

3. When you touch something in the fridge and hear “IT’S FOR THE GUESTS!”



(Chai! is it fair?)

4. When your mother wakes you up to clean your room before the visitors come.

(Is it my room they came to visit?)

5. Your mother, bringing out the special cutlery reserved for only visitors:


(Untouchable by anyone else)

6. When you hear the visitors arrive and you pretend to be asleep so you don’t have to go and greet.


(I don't have the strenght abeg)

7. When your parents want you to still dress properly just to come outside and greet.


(Abeg, na by force)

8. You and your siblings, greeting them in the presence of your parents:

(Before they start the 'you don't know how to greet' talk)

9. How your parents see you as soon as the visitors enter the house:

(Their unofficial waiter for the day)

10. Your parents face, when you linger in the parlour a little too long:


(See ehn, u had better leave before i close my eyes)

11. When your parents that just finished insulting you start praising you in front of their visitors.



(Iffa hear, wasn't I a lazy boy some minutes ago)

12. How your mother looks at you when the visitor offers you out of their food:


(That eye be like, u wan't to die)

13. You, waiting in your room for the visitors to leave your house.



(These ones should do and go joor)

14. When the visitors come with their children and you have to entertain them.




(God, why today?)

15. When your parents start acting fake nice to you in their visitor’s presence.
(Ah, since when?)

16. When the visitors are about to wash their own dishes and your mother tells them to leave it for you.

(Hian, as they want to wash it nko?)

17. How you feel when they finally leave:


(Thank you God)

18. When your mother decides to “help you keep” the money they dashed you.
(You know its gone forever)

I d sense fp. I don buy this land shaa

nyc

quite hilarious .....

; D

I remember my favorite visitors back in the days. whenever they come visiting, my late mum will be gisting her friend in the living room while I will be entertaining her friend's daughter in my room simultaneously. hmmm

alexistaiwo:
I remember my favorite visitors back in the days. whenever they come visiting, my late mum will be gisting her friend in the living room while I will be entertaining her friend's daughter in my room simultaneously. hmmm

Your favourite visitor because of the daughter involved abi?.....y must u even entertain her in your room?....Bro, God knows your number ooo. lol

allytinted:
Your favourite visitor because of the daughter involved abi?.....y must u even entertain her in your room?....Bro, God knows your number ooo. lol

holier than thou.... are you holy?

alexistaiwo:
holier than thou.... are you holy?

Yes! Why? Because I dont entertain my mum's friend daughter in my room.....simultaneously. GBAM.

lol... op, 1 can of orijin for u..

Used to dread that moment esp family from the village...they act like they own the place

number 18 be like asking a cat to guard a rat