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5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced - Politics - Nairaland

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5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by eazydon(op):
Lagos State Government is back again with their efficient poverty alleviation tactic;
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Its that type where they get to eradicate poverty by eradicating poor people.

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So what are the impications of this ban?

1. You are going to starve to death inside Lagos traffic.
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2. If you don’t starve, your sweat will kill you inside Lagos traffic.
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Because nobody to even sell handkerchief. But to the more important things;


3. Jobs will be lost.

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You might not know, but you see thousands of street traders every week. From the hundreds hawking in traffic, to your favourite boli or roasted corn woman. To that dude carrying yoghurts on his shoulder to sell. All of them could either choose unemployment or a 90,000 naira fine.

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4. Remember UAC foods? Those guys that have been making Gala sausages since forever?

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Yep. A significant part of the revenue the generate happens in traffic. Imagine what would happen when they don’t make as much Gala because demand has fallen. Jobs. Will. Go.

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5. Have you ever seen a traffic seller chasing a car before?

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If he loses his job and decides to start chasing people and snatching their bags, how will you catch him?

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Our elders say,
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The progress of our society is not only by what the elite few accomplish, but by the standard of living of the masses.

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What do you think about Lagos State Government’s new street trade ban?
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by ajibowo11(m): 12:09am On Jul 06, 2016
you really make sense bt someone has to stop this insanity
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by eazydon(op): 1:11am On Jul 06, 2016
ajibowo11:
you really make sense bt someone has to stop this insanity
What Insanity?
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by luvinhubby(m): 1:41am On Jul 06, 2016
eazydon:
What Insanity?
Help me ask that boy o!
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by chriskosherbal(m): 1:54am On Jul 06, 2016
Hmmmm
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by Nobody: 2:14am On Jul 06, 2016
Gala is the new crack cry

Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by DollyParton1(f): 8:13am On Jul 06, 2016
I agree street/highway hawking is very dangerous.
I get on the road mostly when am hungry with assured hope of getting any of those sausage roll brands and a bottle of chilled soft drink.
How person wan take cope now.
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by dunkem21(m):
OK, lets settle this once and for all..


To agree with Ambode and the street ban, click *Like..


*Share to disapprove the idea..


Edited: Ambode, pls have a rethink.. even with the odds in your favour, NLers have never been wrong.!
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by Proffdada: 8:14am On Jul 06, 2016
Where tinubu*s HANDBOY DEY? huh
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by Evidence1000(m): 8:14am On Jul 06, 2016
Make I book space first
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by Pavore9: 8:15am On Jul 06, 2016
It will really affect the balance sheet of makers of Lacasera and Gala!
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by FakeNEWSevryday: 8:15am On Jul 06, 2016
grin angry grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin grin grin cool cool
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by Rotjijatau(m): 8:15am On Jul 06, 2016
so
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by ReabridCharles(m): 8:16am On Jul 06, 2016
It's a move in the right direction but without a plan B, am afraid it only adds more salt to the injury of Nigerians....

@op, you funny oh "If he decides to snatch peoples bag, who will catch him"
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by Julietcutie(f): 8:16am On Jul 06, 2016
true sad
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by ReabridCharles(m): 8:17am On Jul 06, 2016
[quote author=rabrae373 post=47253246][/quote]Guy na wah oh... people no want your free recharge card. Na by forcehuh
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by Lordwize(m): 8:18am On Jul 06, 2016
This is part of the change, they voted for.
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by mryemite(m): 8:18am On Jul 06, 2016
better provision should be made before the enforcement.
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by Profkomolafe(m): 8:19am On Jul 06, 2016
huh Apc, making life hard for lagosians since the inception of fourth Republic.
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by damton(m): 8:19am On Jul 06, 2016
Lordwize:
This is part of the change, they voted for.
C,Mon don't be silly.

Do you have to ascribe politics to everything.
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by Lucario007(m): 8:19am On Jul 06, 2016
Good thing I don't live in Lagos. grin
On a more serious note though, It is a step forward in the right direction, though its a rather hard one to make. You can never spot hawkers on the streets in civilized countries, however, there should be some sort of way to recompense the massive loss of jobs and/or revenue this decision will make.
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by Opistorincos(m): 8:19am On Jul 06, 2016
Nice one @op but you forgot that death rate will reduce cos most traffic sellers run at the risk of being killed by a reckless driver or better still, lose their body part in an accident that could have been avoided if they are selling in a shop
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by dukeprince50: 8:19am On Jul 06, 2016
Me nt 4rm lagos, buh true talk op
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by OgidiOlu3(m): 8:20am On Jul 06, 2016
If you want to build a mega city, sacrifices have to be made. We are Nigerians. We adapt to any situation. We've adapted to lots of changes. We adapted to bike ban, fuel subsidy removal, bad economy. We'll survive!
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by lifezone247(m): 8:20am On Jul 06, 2016
That number 5 so cracking, the part that says If he loses his job and decides to start chasing people and snatching their bags, how will you catch him?
grin
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by ajibowo11(m): 8:21am On Jul 06, 2016
eazydon:
What Insanity?
as in have u ever cum down from a bus and c hawkers blocking ur way and they will still claim right and abuse u if u starttalking to them someone has to put sense into them that y i seconded the govt option
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by teemy(m): 8:22am On Jul 06, 2016
while i support the ban i have to say that the timing is wrong. with people losing jobs and all hawking keeps some going. taking revenge due to the brt destruction this way will cause more hardship which i believe the govt of the people is meant ends
Re: 5 Things That Could Happen If The Lagos Hawking Ban Is Enforced by darocha1: 8:23am On Jul 06, 2016
Fela is a prophet.
confusion everywhere.
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