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The Greatest Mistake I Made by VaginaTerrorist(m): 12:58am On Jul 07, 2016
Goodmorring Nigerians, Keyans & Ethopians!

I Just remembered a long time no see Friend with benefit this night.

Okay, It all started where I went to exchange some informations. There I met 3 Ladies I knew chatting with another I would refer to as, "the young lady"( who was a total stranger to me but later, she became my s3x partner).

The 3 Ladies went ahead, introduced me to "the young lady" as a very notorious womanizer of which I didnt like the introduction but kept cool.

Then I noticed they all just finished eating (4 of them) and "the young Lady" didn't zip up properly (the one that letter became my s3x partner).
I went straight and assisted her to zip and buckled her belt, then gave her peck and took my leave. (I left the 4 of them)

After some time me & "the young Lady" (the one the 3 Ladies introduced to me, remember) became close on whatsapp. We always called each other in the morring but all my efforts to get her come to my Nest met brick wall. Then I left her alone for some time. After which, she came looking for me to crack some Hitech stuffs for her. She learnt some interesting skills from me and before we knew what was happening she has fallen madly inlove with me.

One of our friends ( a lady among the 3 Ladies) was also inlove with me, but did not want to drop s3x and was not happy with "the young lady" (they have just inttroduced to me) as the 3 Ladies felt ''the young lady" Overtook them !

But me and "the young lady" continued seeing each other in secret. @least for the Hitech stuffs alone as she usually paid me very well. And she had no boyfriend, lived alone in a big compound she rented. One evening, we were doing our normal things when she lay on her beg as I sat beside her. This girl started making: "Hew, hew, uh, uh..."

My Dickson raised as I could not belive wasnt a dream. My God, I push her pant to one side and forked her in the missionary style as she is too fat to take any other style!

So after that round, s3x became so common with us, people knew we had something going on but never caught us in daylight together. She turned down many rich guys because of me, had alot of troubles with many girls because of me.

Her Dad, a very rich man assigned her a mopol@ the gate of the house she rented, but she requested the mopol not to always come again because of me.

She never complained when I smoke or drink. S3x became too common that I became too slim and tired of it.

Later on, I had to relocate to another State, as my time there was over, but promised her to always be @her call anytime she needs s3x. I kept comming to fork her where she was. After close to six months or more, while chatting, I had to teach her on phone how to fork herself of which she got the formula so well and told me she comes somany times in a day.

She thanked me well. My people, belive me, that was the last time I ever forked that girl! Anytime I attempted to track her, she always came up with excusses. So that was how it went shaaa ooo. I just miss those days when I'm ontop her she always tell me to pour sperm inside her that she would take care of any baby that comes even if I dont.

My advise to my guys is:

Never show a Lady how to become independent if you must remain in control. Happy celebrations.

Forgive my twist I'm not good in wrting you can assist me...

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Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by Chrisrare: 12:59am On Jul 07, 2016
Summarize
Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by ELTON123(m): 1:05am On Jul 07, 2016
After reading that epistle pls check my signature
Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by ThinkingOutLoud(m): 1:08am On Jul 07, 2016
Pls who has samsung charger?
Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by jamex93(m): 1:12am On Jul 07, 2016
Lolx


Oga op u dey confused

Your story sef dey confused
Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by kirchofff(m): 1:14am On Jul 07, 2016
VaginaTerrorist:
Goodmorring Nigerians, kenyans & Ethopians.

I am here tonight cant sleep thinking about how I lost a friend with benefit.

It all starteed once upon a time when I went to an office to exchange some informations, met 3 of my lady friends chatting with another young lady. They introduced me to here as a very notrious womanizer of which I didnt like but kept cool. Then I noticed they just finished eating and the young lady didnt zip up properly. I went straight and assisted her to zip and buckle her belt then give her peck and took my leave.



After some time we became close on whatsapp, but all my efforts to get her come to my nest met brick wall. Then I left her alone for some time. After some months she came looking for me to crack some classified softwares for her. She learnt some intresting skills from me, before we knew what was happening she has fallen totally inlove with me.


One of her friends among those that introduced her to me at their office was also inlove with me, but we never concluded on having s3x @least to bind our love for each other. So she became so jelouse of her!

So we continued seeing each other in secret. @least for software cracking stuff alone as she usually paid me very well. She had no boyfriend, lived alone in a big compound she rented. One evening we were doing our normal things when she lay on her beg as I sat beside her. This girl started making Hew hew uh uh...

My Dickson raised I could not belive wasnt a dream. My god, I push her pant to one side and forked her! So after that round, s3x became so common with us, people knew we had something going on but never caught us in daylight together. She turned down many rich guys because of me, had alot of troubles with many girls because of me.



Her day is a very rich man and she was assigned a mopol@ the gate of the house she rented, but she requested the mopol not to always come again because of me. She never complained when I smoke or drink. S3x became too common that i became too slim and Tired.

Later on, I had a mandatory movement to another location / State. But I kept comming to fork her where she was. After close to six months or more, while chatting, I had to teach her on phone how to fork herself of which she got the formula so well and told me she comes somany time. And thanked me well. My people, belive methe vaginaterrorist, this was the last time I ever forked that girl! Anytime I attempted to track her, she always came up with excusses. So that was how it went shaaa ooo. I just miss those days when I'm ontop her she always tell me to pour inside her that she would take care of any baby that comes even if I dont.




My advise to my guys is: Never show a Lady how to become independent if you must remain in control. Happy celebrations.
I knw u are lying but continue, it's "sweeting" me
Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by VaginaTerrorist(m): 1:26am On Jul 07, 2016
kirchofff:
I knw u are lying but continue, it's "sweeting" me
Oboy shey u no dey sleep for night? Abeg no vex go clear dat qoute. The original edit day up thanks my guy.

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Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by VaginaTerrorist(m): 1:28am On Jul 07, 2016
jamex93:
Lolx


Oga op u dey confused

Your story sef dey confused

how e no go confuse you when you no wait make I type finis, b4 u come dey read... Thanks my guysss. Toto no easy to satisfy

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Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by kirchofff(m): 1:30am On Jul 07, 2016
VaginaTerrorist:

Oboy shey u no dey sleep for night? Abeg no vex go clear dat qoute. The original edit day up thanks my guy.
ma nigga! How many vagina u don terrorize dis week? grin

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Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by VaginaTerrorist(m): 1:32am On Jul 07, 2016
Chrisrare:
Summarize
o' boy na summary be this ooo! What if I told you when the Landlord took herout to advise her not to follow me. + when ber girls went to organise touts 4me... So man na summary be this.

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Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by VaginaTerrorist(m): 1:38am On Jul 07, 2016
ThinkingOutLoud:
Pls who has samsung charger?
I get 2 oga where u dey?

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Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by jamex93(m): 9:12am On Jul 07, 2016
VaginaTerrorist:
how e no go confuse you when you no wait make I type finis, b4 u come dey read... Thanks my guysss. Toto no easy to satisfy




undecided

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Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by foolinlove(f): 9:33am On Jul 07, 2016
Jeez.

You don't want an independent lady, but you complaim if they rely on you for anything.

Make up your mind.
Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by Headlesschicken(m): 9:51am On Jul 07, 2016
grin And wat is d moral of dis story?
Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by bitchcrafts: 9:58am On Jul 07, 2016
Pure boosit
Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by SmellingVagina: 10:18am On Jul 07, 2016
cheesy

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Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by VaginaTerrorist(m): 10:47am On Jul 07, 2016
kirchofff:
ma nigga! How many vagina u don terrorize dis week? grin
Engineer Kirchoff current/voltage law na just two asha's I don see do dis week...

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Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by VaginaTerrorist(m): 10:49am On Jul 07, 2016
bitchcrafts:
Pure boosit
thank u ma guy, but Tofel 4 dey okay if to say u sabi readbook.

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Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by ForeverYoung197(f): 12:06pm On Jul 07, 2016
cool I feel pity for the girls. They we're used and abused without their knowledge.

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Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by kirchofff(m): 12:14pm On Jul 07, 2016
VaginaTerrorist:
Engineer Kirchoff current/voltage law na just two asha's I don see do dis week...
u knw wat? Just use the current divider rule wen handling multiple vaginal, grin

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Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by VaginaTerrorist(m): 3:00pm On Jul 07, 2016
kirchofff:
u knw wat? Just use the current divider rule wen handling multiple vaginal, grin

Thanks my main d main man. I go use Millman's Theorem scop my newest Nodal target, till she go Laplace Transform come collect dick wey go Mesh analysis till she start to dey sing Thevenin's Theorem...

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Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by kirchofff(m): 3:29pm On Jul 07, 2016
VaginaTerrorist:


Thanks my main d main man. I go use Millman's Theorem scop my newest Nodal target, till she go Laplace Transform come collect dick wey go Mesh analysis till she start to dey sing Thevenin's Theorem...
nice1, e be like say u sabi poosy nodal analysis wella

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Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by bitchcrafts: 3:40pm On Jul 07, 2016
VaginaTerrorist:
thank u ma guy, but Tofel 4 dey okay if to say u sabi readbook.
smiley I go read you after you sabi write well well. Your material here not appetizing at all make I no lie for you tongue
Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by VaginaTerrorist(m): 11:42pm On Jul 07, 2016
bitchcrafts:
smiley I go read you after you sabi write well well. Your material here not appetizing at all make I no lie for you tongue
but you for know say me no be writter naaa. I be simple spanar and grease guy just trying to inform coded men about my dealings with toto.

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Re: The Greatest Mistake I Made by SmellingVagina: 9:19pm On Aug 04, 2016
Headlesschicken:
grin And wat is d moral of dis story?
Don't ever give ladies Hook if you want them to always ask you for fish.

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