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Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by teejaypee(op): 8:28am On Jul 09, 2016

[quote author=MEGGATRON post=47355564][/quote]its my pleasure!

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by ExAngel007(f): 8:28am On Jul 09, 2016

s o o o funny huh

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by iheanyi40(m): 8:29am On Jul 09, 2016

Lmao

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by teejaypee(op): 8:31am On Jul 09, 2016

ExAngel007:
s o o o funny ??

really? You're pretty

pls check my siggy

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by Kakamorufu(m): 8:32am On Jul 09, 2016

teejaypee:
9.How the people behind you on the queue look at you:

E pele oh!

e dey pain pass ehn

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by teejaypee(op): 8:35am On Jul 09, 2016

Kakamorufu:
e dey pain pass ehn

seriously! Sir pls check my signature

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by Nobody: 8:40am On Jul 09, 2016

ceejay80s:
.in 2013, I needed money badly and broke, I needed just 1k , and it was a thursday and friday public holiday and bank won't be open till monday,come see queue as e long, when e reach my turn, a stupid union bank atm machine swallowed my uba card, I was furious and angry, I had to run home and look for my screwdriver , chisel, hammer and other instruments to loose open that atm machine, that atm card must come out o!!! But got arrested in the end

hmmm,u can lie ooo but continue

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Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by Nobody: 8:41am On Jul 09, 2016

ceejay80s:
.in 2013, I needed money badly and broke, I needed just 1k , and it was a thursday and friday public holiday and bank won't be open till monday,come see queue as e long, when e reach my turn, a stupid union bank atm machine swallowed my uba card, I was furious and angry, I had to run home and look for my screwdriver , chisel, hammer and other instruments to loose open that atm machine, that atm card must come out o!!! But got arrested in the end

U kidding, right?

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by Ada9103(f): 8:43am On Jul 09, 2016

ceejay80s:
.in 2013, I needed money badly and broke, I needed just 1k , and it was a thursday and friday public holiday and bank won't be open till monday,come see queue as e long, when e reach my turn, a stupid union bank atm machine swallowed my uba card, I was furious and angry, I had to run home and look for my screwdriver , chisel, hammer and other instruments to loose open that atm machine, that atm card must come out o!!! But got arrested in the end

We know you lying.....but continue

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Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by naniawini(f): 8:43am On Jul 09, 2016

lwkmd! I jst luv ds country

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by ceejay80s(m): 8:45am On Jul 09, 2016

udemzy101:
hmmm,u can lie ooo but continue

I aint kidding , go to area C police station, my record is still there

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by Ada9103(f): 8:46am On Jul 09, 2016

allanphash7:
Number 8 got me ROTFL

Thumb up op

That moment when someone says a particular number got him and you scroll you to check...... Gosh! embarassed

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Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by ceejay80s(m): 8:47am On Jul 09, 2016

expee06:
U kidding, right?

This aint no joke, una no hear am for nta news in 2013 ?

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by Nobody: 8:50am On Jul 09, 2016

ceejay80s:
I aint kidding , go to area C police station, my record is still there

i no know area C ooo, no Q me know...

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by allanphash7(m): 8:50am On Jul 09, 2016

Lol

#faint

Ada9103:
That moment when someone says a particular number got him and you scroll you to check...... Gosh!

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by ceejay80s(m): 8:52am On Jul 09, 2016

Ada9103:
We know you lying.....but continue

If na lie, make I nak.e.d baff for baffroom

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by Ada9103(f): 8:52am On Jul 09, 2016

allanphash7:
Lol

#faint

Please don't do it again embarassed

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by Ada9103(f): 8:53am On Jul 09, 2016

ceejay80s:
If na lie, make I naked baff for baffroom

Oh sweet Jesus!.....

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by leofab(f): 8:56am On Jul 09, 2016

Funny

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by Ada9103(f): 8:57am On Jul 09, 2016

ceejay80s:
If na lie, make I n.a.k.e.d baff for baffroom

Oh sweet Jesus!!!!!!" Are you in anyway related to lai Mohammed

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by Nobody: 8:58am On Jul 09, 2016

is this supposed to be funny

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by passionate88: 8:59am On Jul 09, 2016

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by 99foxxy(f): 9:04am On Jul 09, 2016

If that machine try that shit with me ehn ,i go show am pepper, i be em mate?

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by teejaypee(op): 9:10am On Jul 09, 2016

Berlyn:
is this supposed to be funny

you this girl again!

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by teejaypee(op): 9:11am On Jul 09, 2016

Ada9103:
Oh sweet Jesus!!!!!!" Are you in anyway related to lai Mohammed

lol! Dont mind him!

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by teejaypee(op): 9:13am On Jul 09, 2016

99foxxy:
If that machine try that shit with me ehn ,i go show am pepper, i be em mate?

babe Na just machine ohh

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by Nobody: 9:14am On Jul 09, 2016

ceejay80s:
This aint no joke, una no hear am for nta news in 2013 ?

We all got stories to tell. I bet man when you get on the Forbes' list of money bags people would find it difficult believing you.

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by DucheSsMerezz(f): 9:24am On Jul 09, 2016

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by Ariyojoel(m): 9:26am On Jul 09, 2016

It make me to remember back dan in skl, Wat a bad day fr me.......................

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by mummyson26(m): 9:31am On Jul 09, 2016

ceejay80s:
.in 2013, I needed money badly and broke, I needed just 1k , and it was a thursday and friday public holiday and bank won't be open till monday,come see queue as e long, when e reach my turn, a stupid union bank atm machine swallowed my uba card, I was furious and angry, I had to run home and look for my screwdriver , chisel, hammer and other instruments to loose open that atm machine, that atm card must come out o!!! But got arrested in the end

Bros are u secretary to lie muhammed?

Re: 13 Ways You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card -zikoko by Vendoor(f): 9:32am On Jul 09, 2016

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