Every Emotion You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card


1.You, going to the ATM to withdraw your last 1k.


source: http://zikoko.com/list/atm-swallows-your-card/

2.You, calculating how you’ll use the money to survive till salary enters.


Garri, garri, and garri.

That kind ish....

3.When you reach the queue and ask the necessary question:

“Amatyour back, please.”

4.When you try to use faith to withdraw N1,500 instead and you see “insufficient funds”.

Hay God!

5.You respect yourself and just jejely choose the 1k that brought you there.


Let me not shame my ancestors.

lol

6.When you’re waiting to hear the “krrrrrr” sound and the ATM resets.


Chineke!

7.You, begging the ATM to respect itself:


pulease! Edakun!.

8.When the ATM that just swallowed your card is still asking you to “insert card”.

See me see trouble.

9.How the people behind you on the queue look at you:


E pele oh!

10.When the branch has closed and you remember it’s Friday.


Who did I offend?

And you start blaming your village people!

11.When you call customer care and they start asking you if you are sure.


See question sha.

12.When you go back to retrieve your card and they tell you it takes 7 working days.


That what happened?

13.When you hear you’ll have to pay to get a new card.


Not happening!
Is it that 1k I want to use to drink garri?

cc: Lalasticlala

Looool..atm wahala can be sooooo frustrating ehn sometimes when you really need the money and there's a hitch, you will just be confused, bitter and angry at the same time.
Happened to me today

teejaypee:

lol then this thread is dedicated to you!

You do well
It wasn't easy, really needed to pay somebody for a service..thank God the person understood.

Lmao

LOL

Number 8 got me ROTFL





Thumb up op

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LOolz.

.in 2013, I needed money badly and broke, I needed just 1k , and it was a thursday and friday public holiday and bank won't be open till monday,come see queue as e long, when e reach my turn, a stupid union bank atm machine swallowed my uba card, I was furious and angry, I had to run home and look for my screwdriver , chisel, hammer and other instruments to loose open that atm machine, that atm card must come out o!!! But got arrested in the end

ATM can never and will never swallow my card. The machine craze ni

If Atm swallow my card on a friday Evenin, na to break the machine be that