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Kakamorufu:
e dey pain pass ehn

southernbelle:
Looool..atm wahala can be sooooo frustrating ehn sometimes when you really need the money and there's a hitch, you will just be confused, bitter and angry at the same time.
Happened to me today

Orikinla:
Some even curse and swear at the person for bad luck, especially if that's the only functioning ATM at the location.

Orikinla:
OP, since I joined Nairaland, no poster has made me to laugh out aloud as you have just done!

My Pleasure Sir! . . .

You can check my topics for more of this kinda stuff


Sir please check my signature too

ceejay80s:
.in 2013, I needed money badly and broke, I needed just 1k , and it was a thursday and friday public holiday and bank won't be open till monday,come see queue as e long, when e reach my turn, a stupid union bank atm machine swallowed my uba card, I was furious and angry, I had to run home and look for my screwdriver , chisel, hammer and other instruments to loose open that atm machine, that atm card must come out o!!! But got arrested in the end

ceejay80s:
.in 2013, I needed money badly and broke, I needed just 1k , and it was a thursday and friday public holiday and bank won't be open till monday,come see queue as e long, when e reach my turn, a stupid union bank atm machine swallowed my uba card, I was furious and angry, I had to run home and look for my screwdriver , chisel, hammer and other instruments to loose open that atm machine, that atm card must come out o!!! But got arrested in the end

pamcode:
Man this happened to me in moro during pre-degree. It was my first time of using the Atm. I just received alert the day before and i wanted to Withdraw from the skye bank Atm, waited till it was my turn and inserted my card then typed in the password that was where the gobe started I typed in the first time, 2nd and 3rd time it kept telling me wrong password on my fourth attempt the machine made some funny sounds and like play I saw my precious card going straight into the machine.
It was like the ground should swallow me the guy behind smiled at me in pity and walked straight to insert his own card, I was still in confusion when a lady told me to complain to the security man at the back which i did and i got it back the following day .

mehn! . You're lucky you got it back sef

teejaypee:
mehn! . You're lucky you got it back sef

pamcode:
As in someone told me they usually destroy any atm card found in the machine.

yeah that's very true especially if its not your bank!
Pls check my siggy

teejaypee:
babe Na just machine ohh

Raymondluv:
how much u take bail ur self

99foxxy:
I go turn am to human being by force.

lol you're funny

rahman3853:
It isnt funny at all when it truely happen, it happened to mr last two weeks, by force access let me collect atm card saying the dont give witdraw slips anymore, only for me to carry the two weeks old atm card to skye bank and got stocked. At first na network run commot for the machine as i wait make the network come back only to see, insert ur card...i was like is this a joke! Weyrtin the machine do with the one wey i just put. I go the skye early mo mo only to see the cco speaking tru her nose say she done perforate my card that i av to do anoda at my bank. U need to see my face wen i enter access to ask for widraw slip n the girl dey ask me wey my atm card...'i was like if u no want make ogun kill u, u better gimmie the slip before i transfer aggression to u' the girl jejely gave me the slip.

Lol guy you funny ah swear

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aotlatitude:
I don laff tire for here o!!!!!

lol bro! Your signature is so funny!
Pls check mine too. Thanks!