I may be sharing practical tips on how to sleep with girls and all that but the few who know me personally know im a totally different person from what some people tag as a womanizer.


Truth is. I like pretty or good looking girls. i also like to create a rapport with them, not necessarily to sleep with them but just to be friends.


So back to my curve story.

I added this girl from Nairaland and we've been chatting for a while, she stays in abj and I live in Lagos so there's isn't any chance of meeting anytime soon. but we kept chatting on Whatsapp for a while and I called her a few times.

Then one time I was up around 2 a.m in the morning and checked my phone only to see she was also online. so i messaged her and asked why she was up by that time.

Guess what her response was.

Just guess....

She said her boyfriend just finished sexing her. :oo

That was the end of our chat.

I just didn't have any reason to talk to her again.


Moral of this story is, every guy gets curved at least once in a while.

Share your curve story too so these ladies can see how mean they can be.

57 views nobody to share a story? Una well done o! Perhaps romance section is full of robots.
No interesting people hian!

Date: 2012. Precise date unknown
Time: ~ 10pm

:Transcript:

Me: Hello

Her: Hi

Me: Lolz, so you finally gave me your number on...

Her: Bye *ends call*

Me: *looks at the phone screen*

Me: *see image below*





U see Nairaland babes wey don tey since 2012. Fear them. They have experience in "Public Relations"

Xionez:
Me: Hello

Her: Hi

Me: Lolz, so you finally gave me your number on...

Her: Bye *ends call*

Me: *looks at the phone screen*

Me: *see image below*

one charity comment.
una don vex me.

So you guys are forming saint or bad guy ehn!
no girl has ever curved you shey?

Okay na...
I dey watch una!

Anyways, this one happened recently, I pm'ed the girl and she replied like..
Hi bro..
and I'm like when did I become your brother what kind of bro zone is his one na?
The girl replied with lol! Okay let's more this to Whatsapp..
And that was the end of it.

Xionez:


U see Nairaland babes wey don tey since 2012. Fear them. They have experience in "Public Relations"

This part you added got me lol!
Advice to the guys.

Never send PM's to an old female member. she's seen it all.

Want to catch a date. PM a newbie who isn't much active.

Not all oldies are like that sha!
My present bestie is an old member but that is rare.

victim of love

jhasper:
victim of love

Do love even exist in this day and age?



Anyways, a final tip.

don't bother sending PM's to those always online posting comments all over the place.
Those ones aren't dating there just on Nairaland for fun.
They also get lots of PM's so the chances of her taking you serious or even replying your PM is very slim.

Thank me later.

Seun needs to introduce the laughing similes though

Tallysmallz:
Seun needs to introduce the laughing similes though

Somebody finally got the humor in this thread.
Thank God, I thought i was just talking to myself.

.

Except those of us that don't go for ghosts esp in matters of the heart

I dont get she is not supposed to have a boyfriend and get fücked by her boyfriend because you guys are friends?

Babzilla:
I dont get she is not supposed to have a boyfriend and get fücked by her boyfriend because you guys are friends?

He wants to Fukc too gee and doesn't seem to be cool with the idea of being told how much his life sucks.

bitchcrafts:
He wants to Fukc too gee and doesn't seem to be cool with the idea of being told how much his life sucks.

Heheheehe
I get

PushPlay:
Somebody finally got the humor in this thread. Thank God, I thought i was just talking to myself.

hahahaaha

What will be will be dont force it either old or new the end justify the means

abbeyboy2o15:
What will be will be dont force it either old or new the end justify the means

I hear..
Its like you don't know some girls can make you wait till thy kingdom come.

That was how one share a story on my Facebook timeline last night so I got the notification and I'm like why is she disturbing me by this time if the night.

Na so she come start to dey give me story. Wetin pain me pass is that, i checked our old messages and noticed his long I've been toasting this babe.

I just dey vex sha.

The height of it is when she now said "Dear come and teach me what to do, its like Facebook blocked me while i was sharing this message".


Me wey i deon dey vex before.

I just told her not to dear me.

Na so den dey do when they need favours.

Abi i lie?

PushPlay:


I hear..
Its like you don't know some girls can make you wait till thy kingdom come.

That was how one share a story on my Facebook timeline last night so I got the notification and I'm like why is she disturbing me by this time if the night.

Na so she come start to dey give me story. Wetin pain me pass is that, i checked our old messages and noticed his long I've been toasting this babe.

I just dey vex sha.

The height of it is when she now said "Dear come and teach me what to do, its like Facebook blocked me while i was sharing this message".


Me wey i deon dey vex before.

I just told her not to dear me.

Na so den dey do when they need favours.

Abi i lie?

okay what should i do then bro any good advise is appreciated.

;  What's the big deal? Dont tell me you are jealous.

Its simple like ur present gf telling her male friend she just finish sexing you.she's being open to you if what she said was true and if not She gave you green light to have her as side chic and let you know she's aint a virgin. Someday somewhere it gon be your turn to sex her.
Guy remix her.