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Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by cortix(op): 9:40pm On Jul 10, 2016
STUPID QUESTIONS SOME GIRLS ASK,AND HOW GUYS SHOULD ANSWER THEM. GIRL: Are you a player?
ANS: Yes, Chelsea fc wants to sign me next season.
GIRL: Why do you want my BBpin?
ANS: NO, i want to use it and burst my pimples
GIRL: Baby, My subscription will soon expire,what will i do?
ANS: Return the phone to the seller, and ask for Nokia torch.
GIRL: Jesus! Ezemuo, is that a condom your bringing out?
ANS: No, its my bank ATM card
GIRL: If i sleep over in yourhouse, hope nothing funny will happen?
ANS: Trust me, We will do nightvigil.
GIRL: Baby send me card
ANS: Yellow card or Red card?
GIRL: Can you really date me without sex?
ANS: Eh, are you HIV positive?
GIRL: I hope your not after my body?
ANS: No, am after your spirit
GIRL: I have missed my period
ANS: Ask your course rep for the next class.
GIRL: Why don't you have a car?
ANS: Did your father have a car at my age? Guys wat do u pple fink
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jul 10, 2016
wink
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Batlan01: 9:45pm On Jul 10, 2016
SANDOSKI:
wink
Lolo Smellymouth, U no dey sleep?? U suppose dey service Chairman now.. U want make hin go dey carry sugar mummies lyk Mamagee and de rest abi?? *in orubebe's voice* we wnt take diz!
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by falconey(m): 9:46pm On Jul 10, 2016
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Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Taiyescott(m): 9:48pm On Jul 10, 2016
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jul 10, 2016
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Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Nobody: 9:53pm On Jul 10, 2016
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Batlan01:
Lolo Smellymouth, U no dey sleep?? U suppose dey service Chairman now.. U want make hin go dey carry sugar mummies lyk Mamagee and de rest abi?? *in orubebe's voice* we wnt take diz!
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Nobody: 9:53pm On Jul 10, 2016
grin
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Nobody: 10:01pm On Jul 10, 2016
Batlan01:
Lolo Smellymouth, U no dey sleep?? U suppose dey service Chairman now.. U want make hin go dey carry sugar mummies lyk Mamagee and de rest abi?? *in orubebe's voice* we wnt take diz!
Sleep ke....grin

Bestie no mind me jare, my Oga travel...

Sugar mummiesshocked , I go drink acid if I catch em...grin
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Raph01: 10:06pm On Jul 10, 2016
SANDOSKI:
Sleep ke....grin

Bestie no mind me jare, my Oga travel...

Sugar mummiesshocked , I go drink acid if I catch em...grin
Uh! Thats gud.. U loyal!... Buh I go organise sum Niger delta Avengers, Fulani herdsmen and sum Boko boys 2 cum guard U 'coz of dah guy wey dem dey call Bayocut.e wey go dey write open letter say hin dey melt 4 U... If hin near ur kabbal make dem treat hin f'up.. No fear!
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by DucheSsMerezz(f): 10:22pm On Jul 10, 2016
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Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jul 10, 2016
Raph01:
Uh! Thats gud.. U loyal!... Buh I go organise sum Niger delta Avengers, Fulani herdsmen and sum Boko boys 2 cum guard U 'coz of dah guy wey dem dey call Bayocut.e wey go dey write open letter say hin dey melt 4 U... If hin near ur kabbal make dem treat hin f'up.. No fear!
Lol..... No worry urself too much. Bodyguard dey with me already..

*Bestie na you try pass **Twale**wink
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Raph01: 10:28pm On Jul 10, 2016
SANDOSKI:
Lol..... No worry urself too much. Bodyguard dey with me already..

*Bestie na you try pass **Twale**wink
Okay! I rest ma case here! Chairman 'll solve de rest when he returns...
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Nobody: 10:36pm On Jul 10, 2016
Raph01:
Okay! I rest ma case here! Chairman 'll solve de rest when he returns...
Bestie......wink

Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Presbulg(m): 1:53am On Jul 11, 2016
Hahaha LWTMB
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Smellymouth: 5:03am On Jul 11, 2016
Batlan01:
Lolo Smellymouth, U no dey sleep?? U suppose dey service Chairman now.. U want make hin go dey carry sugar mummies lyk Mamagee and de rest abi?? *in orubebe's voice* we wnt take diz!
grin cheesy sandoski is my Orente for laive grin

Sugar mummies kor, Bournvita mummy ni cheesy

It's been a while bro..

Sorry I never had the chance to thank you and Raph01 for your support during the Miss NL contest.. You guys re the best. One love guys cool
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Smellymouth: 5:04am On Jul 11, 2016
SANDOSKI:
Sleep ke....grin

Bestie no mind me jare, my Oga travel...

Sugar mummiesshocked , I go drink acid if I catch em...grin
No shaking hunnie, my heart is yours..

Na play I dey here dey do.. grin

Our real love na for outside kiss kiss
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by jamalnation(m): 5:33am On Jul 11, 2016
Op take

Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Nobody: 7:07am On Jul 11, 2016
Smellymouth:
No shaking hunnie, my heart is yours..

Na play I dey here dey do.. grin

Our real love na for outside kiss kiss
Swidy I love u so muchkiss
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Smellymouth: 7:11am On Jul 11, 2016
SANDOSKI:
Swidy I love u so muchkiss
kiss kiss kiss
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by SMARTKOSSY: 7:13am On Jul 11, 2016
Smh hehehehe
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by SMARTKOSSY: 7:14am On Jul 11, 2016
Smellymouth:
kiss kiss kiss
nigga hope itz not a guy hiding behind dat moniker. Shine ur eyes o
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Smellymouth: 7:20am On Jul 11, 2016
SMARTKOSSY:
nigga hope itz not a guy hiding behind dat moniker. Shine ur eyes o
Nah, it's a lady smiley

I have met her once.. wink
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by GoldenJAT(m): 7:32am On Jul 11, 2016
perfect answers 2 some very annoying questions!
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by SMARTKOSSY: 7:38am On Jul 11, 2016
Smellymouth:
Nah, it's a lady smiley

I have met her once.. wink
Ok.... Wait 4 my thread on Thursday @kossyablaze. I dey ban currently
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Smellymouth: 7:46am On Jul 11, 2016
SMARTKOSSY:
Ok.... Wait 4 my thread on Thursday @kossyablaze. I dey ban currently
Lol.. No wahala baba..

So you dey kirikiri dey flex watery beans? cheesy cheesy
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Julietcutie(f): 7:58am On Jul 11, 2016
grin
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by SMARTKOSSY: 8:38am On Jul 11, 2016
Smellymouth:
Lol.. No wahala baba..

So you dey kirikiri dey flex watery beans? cheesy cheesy
hehehe m telling u
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by mizzbouqui(f): 8:43am On Jul 11, 2016
cortix:
STUPID QUESTIONS SOME GIRLS ASK,AND HOW GUYS SHOULD ANSWER THEM.
GIRL: Are you a player?

ANS: Yes, Chelsea fc wants to sign me next season.

GIRL: Why do you want my BBpin?

ANS: NO, i want to use it and burst my pimples

GIRL: Baby, My subscription will soon expire,what will i do?

ANS: Return the phone to the seller, and ask for Nokia torch.

GIRL: Jesus! Ezemuo, is that a condom your bringing out?

ANS: No, its my bank ATM card

GIRL: If i sleep over in yourhouse, hope nothing funny will happen?

ANS: Trust me, We will do nightvigil.

GIRL: Baby send me card

ANS: Yellow card or Red card?

GIRL: Can you really date me without sex?

ANS: Eh, are you HIV positive?

GIRL: I hope your not after my body?

ANS: No, am after your spirit

GIRL: I have missed my period

ANS: Ask your course rep for the next class.

GIRL: Why don't you have a car?

ANS: Did your father have a car at my age?
Guys wat do u pple fink
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by abbeyboy2o15(m): 8:45am On Jul 11, 2016
[quote author=mizzbouqui post=47421302][/quote]you did not fulfil your promise why?
Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by SmellingAnus(m): 8:50am On Jul 11, 2016
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Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by mizzbouqui(f): 10:12am On Jul 11, 2016
abbeyboy2o15:
you did not fulfil your promise why?
How are you dear, which promise?
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