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| Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by cortix(op): 9:40pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
STUPID QUESTIONS SOME GIRLS ASK,AND HOW GUYS SHOULD ANSWER THEM.
GIRL: Are you a player? ANS: Yes, Chelsea fc wants to sign me next season. GIRL: Why do you want my BBpin? ANS: NO, i want to use it and burst my pimples GIRL: Baby, My subscription will soon expire,what will i do? ANS: Return the phone to the seller, and ask for Nokia torch. GIRL: Jesus! Ezemuo, is that a condom your bringing out? ANS: No, its my bank ATM card GIRL: If i sleep over in yourhouse, hope nothing funny will happen? ANS: Trust me, We will do nightvigil. GIRL: Baby send me card ANS: Yellow card or Red card? GIRL: Can you really date me without sex? ANS: Eh, are you HIV positive? GIRL: I hope your not after my body? ANS: No, am after your spirit GIRL: I have missed my period ANS: Ask your course rep for the next class. GIRL: Why don't you have a car? ANS: Did your father have a car at my age? Guys wat do u pple fink 12 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
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| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Batlan01: 9:45pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
SANDOSKI:Lolo Smellymouth, U no dey sleep?? U suppose dey service Chairman now.. U want make hin go dey carry sugar mummies lyk Mamagee and de rest abi?? *in orubebe's voice* we wnt take diz! |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by falconey(m): 9:46pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
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| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Taiyescott(m): 9:48pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
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| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Nobody: 9:53pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Batlan01: |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Nobody: 9:53pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
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| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Nobody: 10:01pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Batlan01:Sleep ke.... Bestie no mind me jare, my Oga travel... Sugar mummies |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Raph01: 10:06pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
SANDOSKI:Uh! Thats gud.. U loyal!... Buh I go organise sum Niger delta Avengers, Fulani herdsmen and sum Boko boys 2 cum guard U 'coz of dah guy wey dem dey call Bayocut.e wey go dey write open letter say hin dey melt 4 U... If hin near ur kabbal make dem treat hin f'up.. No fear! |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by DucheSsMerezz(f): 10:22pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
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| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Raph01:Lol..... No worry urself too much. Bodyguard dey with me already.. *Bestie na you try pass **Twale** |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Raph01: 10:28pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
SANDOSKI:Okay! I rest ma case here! Chairman 'll solve de rest when he returns... |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Nobody: 10:36pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Raph01:Bestie......
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| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Presbulg(m): 1:53am On Jul 11, 2016 |
Hahaha LWTMB |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Smellymouth: 5:03am On Jul 11, 2016 |
Batlan01:  sandoski is my Orente for laive Sugar mummies kor, Bournvita mummy ni It's been a while bro.. Sorry I never had the chance to thank you and Raph01 for your support during the Miss NL contest.. You guys re the best. One love guys  |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Smellymouth: 5:04am On Jul 11, 2016 |
SANDOSKI:No shaking hunnie, my heart is yours.. Na play I dey here dey do.. Our real love na for outside |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by jamalnation(m): 5:33am On Jul 11, 2016 |
Op take
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| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Nobody: 7:07am On Jul 11, 2016 |
Smellymouth:Swidy I love u so much |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Smellymouth: 7:11am On Jul 11, 2016 |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by SMARTKOSSY: 7:13am On Jul 11, 2016 |
Smh hehehehe |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by SMARTKOSSY: 7:14am On Jul 11, 2016 |
Smellymouth:nigga hope itz not a guy hiding behind dat moniker. Shine ur eyes o |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Smellymouth: 7:20am On Jul 11, 2016 |
SMARTKOSSY:Nah, it's a lady  I have met her once.. |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by GoldenJAT(m): 7:32am On Jul 11, 2016 |
perfect answers 2 some very annoying questions! |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by SMARTKOSSY: 7:38am On Jul 11, 2016 |
Smellymouth:Ok.... Wait 4 my thread on Thursday @kossyablaze. I dey ban currently |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Smellymouth: 7:46am On Jul 11, 2016 |
SMARTKOSSY:Lol.. No wahala baba.. So you dey kirikiri dey flex watery beans? |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by Julietcutie(f): 7:58am On Jul 11, 2016 |
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| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by SMARTKOSSY: 8:38am On Jul 11, 2016 |
Smellymouth:hehehe m telling u |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by mizzbouqui(f): 8:43am On Jul 11, 2016 |
cortix: |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by abbeyboy2o15(m): 8:45am On Jul 11, 2016 |
[quote author=mizzbouqui post=47421302][/quote]you did not fulfil your promise why? |
| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by SmellingAnus(m): 8:50am On Jul 11, 2016 |
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| Re: Stupid Questions Some Girls Ask by mizzbouqui(f): 10:12am On Jul 11, 2016 |
abbeyboy2o15:How are you dear, which promise? |
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