₦airaland Forum

1. When you’re going somewhere in town and the cab man calls N500 for you.

2. When you hear how much it is to rent a self-contained flat in Asokoro.

Lemme sit down ma watch please who has chewing stick

3.Abuja sun and hell fire.

Op put sense making pixs ooo

4. Whenever you go to buy Grandsquare bread.

This pix and nairaland be like konji and ponny

I don't stay in Abuja but this is damn hilarous


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Don't forget the crazy driving on Abuja roads.

Lol.following!!

5. When you’re passing Ministers Hill and you see your junior driving a Bugatti.

6.When the cab man asks “where in Gwarimpa?” and you say “around charly bo…”

7. You, dodging people you know whenever you go to Silverbird




Na wa! Is everybody in Abuja here?

When you enter wuse market and ask for sincerity..
Then one Igbo boy says he has the original in his shop
while
another one says his is fairly used but is of better quality

Naija my country, where everything is fun. Op. Complete the Tori.

8. When your guys start rushing the small Yahuza suya you bought

9. When you go to Wonderland and it’s not a public holiday.









Hian! Where is everybody?

10. Your face, when you see VIO and the traffic light is red.

Op u don gimme cough via laffta

11.When you’re passing Kubwa expressway and you see people racing.

12. Abuja people, when celebrities come into town.

13, when you visit your guy, that claims that he stays in a flat!

Guy u just killed..

14. When you have to drive through Area 11 on a friday afternoon.

Lmao!!! The GrandSquare Bread and the Charley boy own killed me