damsy01:
When u r new in town and driving and goin to central area frm wuse2 but just one wrong turn and u met urself in maitama.. .. . U b lyk kilode nw?? ?

olacoded1:
103. When U mistakenly drive one way in front of Defense HQ




That Slap !!

Alfred234:
Lmao!!! The GrandSquare Bread and the Charley boy own killed me

2BB4CB3E:
13, when you visit your guy, that claims that he stays in a flat!

2BB4CB3E:
10. Your face, when you see VIO and the traffic light is red.

Richiy:


Have you ever passed there by 8am?

Richiy:

What is in that bread is what the mind cannot comprehend...
Bro, admit it, the bread sweet

shala01:

Next, Imperial, Bon, lims etc, dey sweet sef. Hope u no dey queue??

Richiy:


Na Shoprite bread I fit queue for. No other bread can get me like Shoprite bread

2BB4CB3E:
6.When the cab man asks “where in Gwarimpa?” and you say “around charly bo…”

2BB4CB3E:
7. You, dodging people you know whenever you go to Silverbird




Na wa! Is everybody in Abuja here?

datigbogirl:


Why na?

datigbogirl:


Why people dey hide for there?

Sempumping:
...that charly boy house in gwarimpa ehn

obyno1011:
I'm barely a month in Abuja. Haven't experienced much but that of VIO yesterday evening at Berger, even passengers started running. And I was meant to believe that hustle is everywhere not just in Lagos, Ph or other cities.
Op u didn't mention pedestrian Bridges at night, that was the first security alert I got. Lol

2BB4CB3E:



ur questions eh

datigbogirl:


What's with the charlyboy house?

datigbogirl:


What's with the VIO na and the pedestrian bridge security alert.....

Sempumping:

I really don't know that area but nobody has described a house in gwarimpa without saying "it's around charly boy house " .It's like that's the only landmark in that area ..

when u tell a Cabman that ,it means it might be farther ( it's always farther) .and u expect the cabman to charge u thesame ( nah to push u comot from him car nah)

olacoded1:

Damn ! Your questions can bring back our girls... Ogini.

If you dont get it, Leave it !
*Only Abj people can relate *
Na by force?

datigbogirl:


Sorry no more questions since you said so.... I felt these forums was to help others avoid same issues... I didn't know some people think otherwise and would rather prefer one goes through what they went through.

olacoded1:

Damn ! Your questions can bring back our girls... Ogini.

If you dont get it, Leave it !
*Only Abj people can relate *
Na by force?

Sempumping:

I really don't know that area but nobody has described a house in gwarimpa without saying "it's around charly boy house " .It's like that's the only landmark in that area ..

when u tell a Cabman that ,it means it might be farther ( it's always farther) .and u expect the cabman to charge u thesame ( nah to push u comot from him car nah)

datigbogirl:


Lols..... People geh wayo awsear.... Thanx jarey... But one thing i dislike about Abuja is d way you guys behave... See ordinary question i asked and your other counterparts are treating it like a million dollar question.... Just so fake and disgusting... Lag boys no dey send such petty things and na we set pass... . But itz all good tho as everyone can behave anyhow he likes.

Sempumping:


hmmm ...forget Abuja guys oo. .1 thing I just realized is that 90% of them are perverts ..all they want is sex ...it's so heartbreaking ..

you see a fine geh and all that comes to ur mind 1st is to fvck. ..

I 'll choose a lagos guy 1million and 1 time over an Abuja boy ... the only bad thing is "I don't like Yoruba boys

hope4nigeria:
u dey masaka or madala tell us the trut.

Sempumping:


hmmm ...forget Abuja guys oo. .1 thing I just realized is that 90% of them are perverts ..all they want is sex ...it's so heartbreaking ..

you see a fine geh and all that comes to ur mind 1st is to fvck. ..

I 'll choose a lagos guy 1million and 1 time over an Abuja boy ... the only bad thing is "I don't like Yoruba boys

2BB4CB3E:

i wont ignore that comment! thats a very wrong thing to say!