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21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 12:59am On Jul 15, 2016

If you weren’t whipped with a cane (and eba stick) or gotten slapped unexpectedly, you probably didn’t grow up in a Nigerian home. Here are 21
things you could get beaten for as a child in a Nigerian home.

1. Not greeting the visitors in your house.

Where is your home training?

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Irishrena1(f): 1:01am On Jul 15, 2016

Yeah

Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by dizzydane(f): 1:02am On Jul 15, 2016

Irishrena1:
Yeah

common

Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Irishrena1(f): 1:04am On Jul 15, 2016

dizzydane:
common

What na. This land is not for sale o. huh

Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 1:06am On Jul 15, 2016*

2. Staring at the food served for the visitors formore than 3 seconds.

Only cane can cure your long throat.

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 1:08am On Jul 15, 2016

3. Walking around without any particular aim.

Somebody can’t even take small stroll again.

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by horlamelekan(m): 1:09am On Jul 15, 2016

following

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4. Talking back at an elder.

Talk back, get slapped.

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 1:11am On Jul 15, 2016

5. Asking for too much food.

Because you must never eat to your fill

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by CaptainRahl(m): 1:13am On Jul 15, 2016

Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 1:14am On Jul 15, 2016

6. Refusing to eat.

But is it your eat?

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 1:16am On Jul 15, 2016*

7. Breaking a plate or glass cup.

RIP to your backside.

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 1:18am On Jul 15, 2016

8. Crying for no reason.

Sadness is not your option in a Nigerian home.

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 1:20am On Jul 15, 2016

9. Not shedding adequate amount of tears when you get flogged.

Because only stubborn goats chest cane.

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Kruzilano(m): 1:20am On Jul 15, 2016

Irishrena1:
Yeah

you have commented virtually on all thread dis nyt... Wats up huh

Meanwhile.. Shift make I siddon

Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 1:21am On Jul 15, 2016

Land not for sale
Beware of that indian boy, omo ale jatijaati

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 1:21am On Jul 15, 2016

10. Collecting gifts from visitors with open arms.

You must say “Ah no, thank you” while looking out for your mother’s side eye before even dreaming of collecting any gift.

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 1:23am On Jul 15, 2016

11. Being too happy or excited.

You should always be in a state of solemnness.

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by dizzydane(f): 1:24am On Jul 15, 2016

Irishrena1:
What na. This land is not for sale o.

plss naaa

Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 1:25am On Jul 15, 2016*

12. Looking your parents in the eye when theyspeak to you.

Your eyes must be fixated on the floor.

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 1:26am On Jul 15, 2016

13. Looking away from your parent’s face whilethey’re speaking to you.

You’ve started growing wings abi?

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 1:28am On Jul 15, 2016

14. Singing right after you got scolded forsomething wrong you did.

You can’t sing away your sorrows.

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 1:30am On Jul 15, 2016

15. Buying what you feel like eating with your lunchmoney.

How dare you spend your twenty Naira lunch
money on something other than the salt and
pepper biscuits your parents love so much?

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Irishrena1(f): 1:30am On Jul 15, 2016

dizzydane:
plss naaa

Okay. 50-50 o. Come and park here with me. grin

Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Irishrena1(f): 1:32am On Jul 15, 2016

Kruzilano:
you have commented virtually on all thread dis nyt... Wats up

Meanwhile.. Shift make I siddon

Siddon with only half nyansh o. Na my land be this.

Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 1:32am On Jul 15, 2016

16. Sitting while elders stand.

Because, only elders have the right to rest their behinds.

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by jubrealguy(m): 1:33am On Jul 15, 2016

suzan404:
13. Looking away from your parent’s face whilethey’re speaking to you.

You’ve started growing wings abi?

hahahahahahaa........very true, even if they are insulting u, u gotta look straight into their eyes

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17. Fighting with your agemate and winning.

Why did you fight?

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by jaymejate: 1:35am On Jul 15, 2016

Hahaha

Midnight laff

Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Nobody: 1:35am On Jul 15, 2016

18. Fighting with your peers and losing.

Does he have two heads?

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Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by Irishrena1(f): 1:36am On Jul 15, 2016

suzan404:
5. Asking for too much food.

Because you must never eat to your fill

Rotf

Re: 21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home by jaymejate: 1:37am On Jul 15, 2016

suzan404:
7. Breaking a plate or glass cup.

RIP to your backside.

Haaa chai, if i break plate and my mom knows, i will just run away till night time buh she no de forget things, i go still chop cane

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