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The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by Princepoint(op): 5:45pm On Jul 17, 2016
THE NAMES WIVES CALL THEIR HUSBANDS NOWADAYS ARE ACCORDING TO THE MONEY THE MAN GIVES HIS
WIFE.

1. A wife who gets N100,000 or N150,000 will call her husband "DADDY"

2. A wife who gets N50,000 down to N40,000, will call her husband "HONEY".

3. A wife who gets N20,000 down to N15,000, will call her husband "DARLING".


4. A wife who gets N10,000 down to N5,000, will call the husband by the first son's name like, "PAPA NNEKA".

5. A wife who gets N1,000 down to N500,will call her husband by his name, "UCHENNA".


6. So if a wife gets N300 to N50,what would be the name she would call her husband?____________
Re: The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by madridguy(m): 5:47pm On Jul 17, 2016
No condition is permanent. grin
Re: The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by HzRF(m): 5:47pm On Jul 17, 2016
My wife
Re: The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jul 17, 2016
Re: The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by Trunaijian: 5:58pm On Jul 17, 2016
guy!!!
Re: The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by Nobody: 6:03pm On Jul 17, 2016
grin

Re: The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by Kylekent59: 6:19pm On Jul 17, 2016
She will simply call him
THIS MAN
Re: The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by flokii: 6:44pm On Jul 17, 2016
Still d name, buh less frequently.. They'll hardly greet sef

This is actually funny and.kind of true.
Re: The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by Nobody: 6:52pm On Jul 17, 2016
What about a man who doesn't have any amount to give?
Re: The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by gidimasters(m): 7:51pm On Jul 17, 2016
lol
Re: The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by joshrare(m): 9:09am On Jul 18, 2016
madridguy:
No condition is permanent. grin
NCP
Re: The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by emmanuelbrown26: 9:26am On Jul 18, 2016
She will call him bia nwokem
Re: The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by egopersonified(f): 9:47am On Jul 18, 2016
what of we wey dey collect 300k to 1m a month?
Re: The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by Nostradamus: 12:18pm On Jul 18, 2016
egopersonified:
what of we wey dey collect 300k to 1m a month?
you go call him guy.
Re: The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by egopersonified(f): 5:45pm On Jul 18, 2016
Nostradamus:
you go call him guy.
grin I thought op will tell me to call him my lord grin
Re: The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by Umennajiego(m): 8:04pm On Jul 18, 2016
Bia this man
Re: The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by Nostradamus: 8:34pm On Jul 18, 2016
egopersonified:
grin I thought op will tell me to call him my lord grin
lol...he's still the head tho.
Re: The Names Wives Call Their Husbands Nowadays Are According To The Money by sarz(m): 7:40am On Jul 19, 2016
Just passin

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