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Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by Nobody: 5:07pm On Jul 18, 2016
Ideally,the good doctor should be asked to resign the job.He is too good for the students.To think some of these lecturers take delight in a result like this!
Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by UEK33(m): 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2016
MadCow1:





Lalasticlala.. This is a thread worthy of the frontpage.


This is what the results in ALL Nigerian Universities would look like without sorting.
only chemistry graduates will understand how tough physical chemistry is
Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by vision2050: 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2016
We can't blame the lecturer all time, at least I can see good grade of A; B. Those student that scored good grade did not have two head . we blame others for our failure not knowing that we are the one that fail to plan. Many students this days don't read; olosho; yahoo is the other of the day.

even if the lecturer instruct them to use the material to answer the question ; some will still fail; while the intelligent will pass.

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Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by MadCow1: 5:09pm On Jul 18, 2016
abdulkayus:



guy, from the federal uni i finished from, there is nothing like sorting or sex for mark. What u wrote is what u get. And that uni is Bayero University, Kano. Most uni in northern nigeria dont indulge in sortin or sex for marks.


In UNIBEN.. no be so o!!
Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by Vello(m): 5:09pm On Jul 18, 2016
If someone could score 80% and above, what are others' excuses? Non I'd say.

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Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by jaymejate: 5:10pm On Jul 18, 2016
Na weytin we de face be that o. Help us
Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by abdulkayus(m): 5:10pm On Jul 18, 2016
Skybee1:
Dats d diff btw Uniuyo n odas,dt sch is known for dier strict n discipline academic, if u no u wont sit up as a student n face ur studies, manh u r bound to av ds kind of result

stop writing bullsh*t. From what d OP posted, this aint the fault of the students bt of the lecturers. When more than 50 percent of a class fail an exam, the lecturer shld check him or herself.
This trash cant be tried in a sane country. Stop glorifying sufferness in d name of study.
Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by Mucokey(m): 5:11pm On Jul 18, 2016
Uniuyo lecturers...only God ll judge them.
Even if u like sort them...na ur mark them go still give u...probably after they ve successfully set what is never in course outline nor relevant.
Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by abaegbelu: 5:11pm On Jul 18, 2016
Person still get 82A sha. E get two head?

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Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by Desdola(m): 5:11pm On Jul 18, 2016
As bad as it is some persons still got an A in the course. So the fault might not entirely be from the lecturer

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Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by Pope22(m): 5:12pm On Jul 18, 2016
Cherishing:
LOLZ
Do you want to buy my eye?
Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by KanayoIkeh(m): 5:12pm On Jul 18, 2016
Like my mum will say, the person that got an 'A' does he have two heads?!

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Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by ify2016: 5:13pm On Jul 18, 2016
Strict lecturer cited.
Olodo come plenty pass

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Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by shamecurls(m): 5:14pm On Jul 18, 2016
The University should be converted to a grazing field for our brothers-Fulani herdsmen. A healthy cow is better than a failed Human
Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by simplekalu88(m): 5:15pm On Jul 18, 2016
imagine. me wey go submit assignment today the lecturer simply wrote "re-work" without telling me what was actually wrong with the work. the funniest thing is that the man was on nairaland when i entered his office. same uniuyo. and na d second time him dey tell me "re-work". him even say mek i carry all the textbooks wey i reference come him office. nairalanders, is it good?

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Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by hUmaneOne: 5:15pm On Jul 18, 2016
Ziggiman:
The educational system is bad, the lecturers are wicked and the students are frustrated.
Standard of education is nosediving yearly.

Compare jamb scores for admission in 2004 and now,you'd understand my point
Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by abdulkayus(m): 5:16pm On Jul 18, 2016
MadCow1:



In UNIBEN.. no be so o!!




In most uni in d north, a lecturer cant try that nonsense of bribing for mark or sex for marks. It is greatly abhore and look down upon in d north, that is y the lecturer dont even think toward it.
For u to even know that it aint common in the northern federal uni, most students dont know what sorting means. I got to know abt sorting when i was doin my NYSC at Anambra state, and discussin with fellow corp members that grad from d southern federal uni.
Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by chiefolododo(m): 5:18pm On Jul 18, 2016
In the future if one of these students that failed becomes a lecturer, no student of him would pass

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Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by Nobody: 5:18pm On Jul 18, 2016
That's how thermodynamics results look like in every Nigerian school. Thermodynamics is way too broad & tasking. Very tasking.

My cousin studying Engineering in England told me something their Russian Thermodynamics Professor said & i quote 'Even I myself do not understand thermodynamics'.
Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by vicstar(m): 5:20pm On Jul 18, 2016
ellacute45:
Naija sef It might not be the lecturer's fault though lipsrsealed

hey sugar what's up? wink don't be vexed, pls are you on vizkiz side? cool
Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by abdulkayus(m): 5:23pm On Jul 18, 2016
OP, in this modern world of ICT, a school like urs is still using biro to compute result. Na wa oooo. How do u want to now compete with African best and world best universities.

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Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by kenedy175(m): 5:26pm On Jul 18, 2016
Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by Nobody: 5:26pm On Jul 18, 2016
vicstar:



hey sugar what's up? wink don't be vexed, pls are you on vizkiz side? cool
No
I'm on no one's side wink
Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by Flyingngel(m): 5:26pm On Jul 18, 2016
One of d most complex dept in that school is CHEMISTRY. I remember many years ago, we offer a borrowed course - FRENCH 101 in our year 3, we recorded abt 70% pass but our H.O.D rejected d result and intimated that lecturer to go and reduce it, because it is impossible for us to pass like that. The man was extremely angry, took d result and kept it in their dept shelve until second semester ending that it was release with enough failure. Because there was no other option that to reduce marks before it can be accepted by the H.O.D.
Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by alpha321champ(m): 5:27pm On Jul 18, 2016
guy! ya head dey there!
White house aye!
White house oro
white house ina!
God gats punish dos kinda lecturer ni ooo
Infact CHM 203, 205, 207 self"!
Awon oniranu buruku!

tmtech:
looks like CHM 201 result back then in OAU.. chai public sch mehn. u go suffer no be small

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Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by Nobody: 5:28pm On Jul 18, 2016
Is that TheSonOfMark's Reg number I'm seeing on number 1 with an 'F'?

#PrayForKingsley
Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by vizkiz: 5:28pm On Jul 18, 2016
ellacute45:

No
I'm on no one's side wink

Hmmmmm...
Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by Izen: 5:31pm On Jul 18, 2016
Anyi3:
I'm not buying this "lay all the blame at the lecturer"

Sometimes, yeah lecturers need to do more in imparting knowledge but we should not exclude these two factors:

Poor teaching environment, for instance 100 students in a 50 student capacity class etc

Secondly, students need to also bear the blame. Under that same condition, someone got a B. Even students that don't read and then fail would still open their lips to scream the lecturer is wicked. If you bring their scripts, you'd be shocked by the nonsense they write.

Because someone has a 'b' means nothing. Humans don't have the same assimilation capacity. However 70% outrightly failing means more than average failed. The problem is the lecturer as far as I'm concerned.

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Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by imustsaymymindo: 5:33pm On Jul 18, 2016
No be human being get 89 so? Hin get 2 headsv looks like a real analysis result in Unilag lol or math 206

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Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by imustsaymymindo: 5:33pm On Jul 18, 2016
No be human being get 89 so? Hin get 2 heads? looks like a real analysis result in Unilag lol or math 206

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Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by kenedy175(m): 5:33pm On Jul 18, 2016
abdulkayus:


In most uni in d north, a lecturer cant try that nonsense of bribing for mark or sex for marks. It is greatly abhore and look down upon in d north, that is y the lecturer dont even think toward it.
For u to even know that it aint common in the northern federal uni, most students dont know what sorting means. I got to know abt sorting when i was doin my NYSC at Anambra state, and discussin with fellow corp members that grad from d southern federal uni.

You are so on point! I got to know what sorting is from my jnr brother schooling in FUTO. Sorting, sex for marks, selling of handouts, bribery... is something you don't see or even hear about in most northern universities. That's why I don't really value all this first class students they churn out in southern universities

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Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by flokii: 5:35pm On Jul 18, 2016
Not strange na

We do pass that one for Engineering, at least dem still leave matric, na blade boiz dey use tear their names/matric commot after dem don check result cos. of 'gbegeles' cheesy

Skol life..

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