₦airaland Forum

abuayman:
DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN IN
GOVERNMENT
1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called OBJ

2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own, that is called IBB

3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have chopulated, that is called Abdusallam

4. When you chop in government and d place you are chopin eventually fold up, that is called Atiku

5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called Gowon

6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, you kon dey get
headache today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff...dat one is called Shonekan

7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called Nwodo

8. When you chop in government and you die while chopin, that is called Abacha

9. When you want to chop in government and you first give others to chop before you
begin to chop, that is called Goodluck Jonathan

10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called Ibori

11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called Fashola

12. When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that
government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one is called Tinibu

13. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Maitama, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat one is called Deziani

14. When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat one is called Rotimi Amechi

15. When you chop in government so tay you are even richer than the place you dey chop, dat one is called Rochas

16. When you chop so tey you tire and come
begin de distribute the choppings to others. That one is called Dasuki

17. When you see government money and can't chop and won't let others chop, and u say all govt money belongs to people's projects dat one is called Buhari

18. When u read dis n refuse to share with others dat one is called OYO. On Your Own!!!
God save Nigeria

sunnyb0b0:
What do you know? Naira has depreciated to about N294 from N199 in the official market meaning that every $ the FG earns is sold for N294 against N199 previously. So, for every N199 earned initially, they are now earning N294. So the naira earnings would increase even if actual earning in $ didn't.

For example, if the govt earned $2bn in the previous month, that would be N398bn while the same earning of $2bn today would be N588bn.

You gerrit?

sunnyb0b0:
What do you know? Naira has depreciated to about N294 from N199 in the official market meaning that every $ the FG earns is sold for N294 against N199 previously. So, for every N199 earned initially, they are now earning N294. So the naira earnings would increase even if actual earning in $ didn't.

For example, if the govt earned $2bn in the previous month, that would be N398bn while the same earning of $2bn today would be N588bn
You gerrit?

richidinho:
What is that ECA meant for sef?

Pls share that Goddam cash so that states can be able to pay salaries.

Saving for Rainy days my foot

The rain that has been beating us since e no pass acid rain?

9ijaprince:
Nigeria the only country in the world where people gather every month and share what they never worked for...

tinsel:
I don't know why some people hate to hear any piece of good news coming from this country. At times i wonder if they have immunity from the sufferings going on in this country that they don't want to see any improvement or progress in the country. It baffles me.

folahann:
Why are some people so allergic to any good news coming from Nigeria. See how they're trying hard to find fault in this great news. Some people need serious help.

abuayman:
DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN IN
GOVERNMENT
1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called OBJ

2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own, that is called IBB

3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have chopulated, that is called Abdusallam

4. When you chop in government and d place you are chopin eventually fold up, that is called Atiku

5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called Gowon

6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, you kon dey get
headache today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff...dat one is called Shonekan

7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called Nwodo

8. When you chop in government and you die while chopin, that is called Abacha

9. When you want to chop in government and you first give others to chop before you
begin to chop, that is called Goodluck Jonathan

10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called Ibori

11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called Fashola

12. When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that
government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one is called Tinibu

13. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Maitama, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat one is called Deziani

14. When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat one is called Rotimi Amechi

15. When you chop in government so tay you are even richer than the place you dey chop, dat one is called Rochas

16. When you chop so tey you tire and come
begin de distribute the choppings to others. That one is called Dasuki

17. When you see government money and can't chop and won't let others chop, and u say all govt money belongs to people's projects dat one is called Buhari

18. When u read dis n refuse to share with others dat one is called OYO. On Your Own!!!
God save Nigeria

kahal29:
You are very pained

sunnyb0b0:
What do you know? Naira has depreciated to about N294 from N199 in the official market meaning that every $ the FG earns is sold for N294 against N199 previously. So, for every N199 earned initially, they are now earning N294. So the naira earnings would increase even if actual earning in $ didn't.

For example, if the govt earned $2bn in the previous month, that would be N398bn while the same earning of $2bn today would be N588bn.

You gerrit?

tuniski:
About what? Make a counter superior argument.

sunnyb0b0:
What do you know? Naira has depreciated to about N294 from N199 in the official market meaning that every $ the FG earns is sold for N294 against N199 previously. So, for every N199 earned initially, they are now earning N294. So the naira earnings would increase even if actual earning in $ didn't.

For example, if the govt earned $2bn in the previous month, that would be N398bn while the same earning of $2bn today would be N588bn.

You gerrit?

folahann:
Why are some people so allergic to any good news coming from Nigeria. See how they're trying hard to find fault in this great news. Some people need serious help.

sunnyb0b0:
What do you know? Naira has depreciated to about N294 from N199 in the official market meaning that every $ the FG earns is sold for N294 against N199 previously. So, for every N199 earned initially, they are now earning N294. So the naira earnings would increase even if actual earning in $ didn't.

For example, if the govt earned $2bn in the previous month, that would be N398bn while the same earning of $2bn today would be N588bn.

You gerrit?

kahal29:
Seriously pained I mean the with this news

9ijaprince:
Nigeria the only country in the world where people gather every month and share what they never worked for...