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15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op): 1:29pm On Jul 28, 2016
1. When you remember your mother telling you “beans will make you tall” but you’re still the size of bedside fridge.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cry.jpg

Chai! All that beans I ate.
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op): 1:30pm On Jul 28, 2016
2. When your father told you to go and wear your shoes to follow him out and then drove off.


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sad-face.jpg

The pain is still fresh.
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by horlamelekan(m): 1:31pm On Jul 28, 2016
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Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op): 1:31pm On Jul 28, 2016
3. When you asked your parents for Game Boy and they got you

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/brick-game-768x768.jpg

ARE THEY THE SAME? embarassed
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op): 1:32pm On Jul 28, 2016
4. When your primary school told you they were bringing Barney and Father Christmas for the end-of-the-year party and brought

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/father-christmas-and-barney-768x644.jpg

Who be these ones? sad
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op): 1:33pm On Jul 28, 2016
5. When you finally came first and reminded your father that he promised to buy you something.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/looks-away.jpg

Ah! Is it like that?
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by RealJaneDoe: 1:34pm On Jul 28, 2016
lol. @,photoshoot make one of pictures GoT fans can relate to and mention me
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op):
6. When you ask your mother for all the money she has been “helping” you save.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/paw-paw-look-e1461569945108.jpg

“Have you not been eating in my house?”



Please Nairalanders Check My Signature, i need your votes for the forthcoming Mr Nairaland, starting, If You Agree, You Can Just Follow Me And I Would Follow Back, Or Check My Number On My Profile. please epp me. embarassed embarassed
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op): 1:35pm On Jul 28, 2016
7. When your mother told you that you’d see your agemates at the Owambe but you only see adults and toddlers.


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sit-stressed-eyes-open-look-e1467013636117.jpg

The worst.
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op): 1:37pm On Jul 28, 2016
8. You, the first time you saw someone put stew on their jollof rice.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/look-disgust.jpg

How is it doing you? sad
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op):
9. Whenever you opened that icecream container you saw in the freezer.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/icecream-soup.jpg

THE DISAPPOINTMENT!
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op): 1:39pm On Jul 28, 2016
10. When your mother that beat you for lying told you to lie that she is not around.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/look.jpg

Oh? It’s like that?
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op): 1:40pm On Jul 28, 2016
11. Whenever you opened those Danish cookies you saw in your mother’s room.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/danish-cookies-266x300.jpg

THE BETRAYAL! Abi when did cookies turn to sewing kit?
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op): 1:41pm On Jul 28, 2016
12. When that shirt your mother swore you’d “grow into” is still not your size 10 years later.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/grow-into-it-e1442918456889.jpg

See why I don’t trust people.
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op): 1:43pm On Jul 28, 2016
13. When your father just zooms past Mr. Biggs on the way from church.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cry-travel-car-768x398.jpg

If we don’t eat meatpie on Sunday, when will we ehn?
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op): 1:44pm On Jul 28, 2016
14. When your mother that said “let’s be going” an hour ago is still gisting.


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kevin-tired-stressed-e1464553278656.jpg

Can we go oh?
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by Mrbigman1(m): 1:49pm On Jul 28, 2016
Funny indeed
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by BiafraBushBoy(m): 1:56pm On Jul 28, 2016
Land secured...

When you carry First after all the promises...

And they tell you...."The person carrying it before nko??"

Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by Nobody: 2:00pm On Jul 28, 2016
11, 7 AND 6
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op):
15. When your mother that said “tell the truth, I won’t beat you” says “go and bring the cane.”


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/scared.jpg

Na me mess up sha.



Please Nairalanders Check My Signature, i need your votes for the forthcoming Mr Nairaland, starting, If You Agree, You Can Just Follow Me And I Would Follow Back, Or Check My Number On My Profile. please epp me. embarassed embarassed
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op): 2:22pm On Jul 28, 2016
RealJaneDoe:
lol. @,photoshoot make one of pictures GoT fans can relate to and mention me
lipsrsealed I didn't watch game of thrones oh



Source: http://zikoko.com/list/trust-issues/

Lalasticlala
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op): 2:23pm On Jul 28, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
Land secured...

When you carry First after all the promises...

And they tell you...."The person carrying it before nko??"
grin grin that face mehn!
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by raumdeuter: 2:26pm On Jul 28, 2016
When your dad and all his classmates told you and all their kids they used to come 1st every term in school
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by RealJaneDoe: 2:29pm On Jul 28, 2016
photoshoot:
lipsrsealed I didn't watch game of thrones oh



Source: http://zikoko.com/list/trust-issues/

Lalasticlala
Okay your blog is nice and unique by the way keep it up
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by DatAkokite(m): 2:52pm On Jul 28, 2016
photoshoot:
9. Whenever you opened that icecream container you saw in the freezer.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/icecream-soup.jpg

THE DISAPPOINTMENT!

Cc: Datakokite
Kajoepops kayjoepops grin
tongue
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by DatAkokite(m): 2:54pm On Jul 28, 2016
Lol, this is hilarious cheesy
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by VoteFynestboi(f): 2:59pm On Jul 28, 2016
I WAS HERE
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by Nobody: 3:07pm On Jul 28, 2016
Nice one photoshoot
photoshoot:
11. Whenever you opened those Danish cookies you saw in your mother’s room.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/danish-cookies-266x300.jpg
THE BETRAYAL! Abi when did cookies turn to sewing kit?
this one cracked me up big time grin
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by littlemistress: 3:57pm On Jul 28, 2016
cheesy
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by Ladycloud(f): 4:00pm On Jul 28, 2016
photoshoot:
13. When your father just zooms past Mr. Biggs on the way from church.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cry-travel-car-768x398.jpg

If we don’t eat meatpie on Sunday, when will we ehn?
this one grin
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by photoshoot(op): 4:07pm On Jul 28, 2016
Ladycloud:
this one grin
grin lool
Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by ichommy(m): 5:36pm On Jul 28, 2016
grin grin
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