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Resting Bitch Face Syndrome by mirabeldesmond(op): 9:00am On Jul 29, 2016

I dunno if someone has posted this here before but na my own I dey post!
Resting bitch face syndrome is when someone is relaxing, driving,pushing a grocery cart or otherwise mellow but their facial expression is semi-murderous. They look annoyed,angry,frustrated,irritated or pissed, they look like their partner cheated on them, their dog shat on the floor or their kid puked on their boss at a company party when I. reality they are perfectly happy, they just happen to be a victim or resting bitch face syndrome.
so if you can relate to these pictures,well, welcome to your coming out party!

1. when all extreme emotions look I identical:
the struggle...

Re: Resting Bitch Face Syndrome by mirabeldesmond(op): 9:03am On Jul 29, 2016

when people think you are a bad belle because this is how you listen to good news:
I'm actually happy for you...

Re: Resting Bitch Face Syndrome by mirabeldesmond(op): 9:05am On Jul 29, 2016

you whenever people ask "what's wrong?" are you OK?" ...It's just my face..

Re: Resting Bitch Face Syndrome by mirabeldesmond(op): 9:09am On Jul 29, 2016

how people avoid you because they think you are vexing
...... hay God!

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Re: Resting Bitch Face Syndrome by mirabeldesmond(op): 9:11am On Jul 29, 2016

when people say they thought you were a snob before talking to you
..... EVERY TIME!

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Re: Resting Bitch Face Syndrome by mirabeldesmond(op): 9:16am On Jul 29, 2016

you wondering if you've missed the love of your life because they were too scared to talk to you:
God forbid!

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Re: Resting Bitch Face Syndrome by mirabeldesmond(op): 9:19am On Jul 29, 2016

when you can't walk three steps without one stranger asking "why you dey squeeze?":
what is there to smile about? did you dash me money?

Re: Resting Bitch Face Syndrome by mirabeldesmond(op): 9:22am On Jul 29, 2016

what you look like when you actually make an effort to smile: I cannot comman kii my self biko!

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Re: Resting Bitch Face Syndrome by mirabeldesmond(op): 9:25am On Jul 29, 2016

when people stop giving you gist halfway because they think you are uninterested:
Hian! should I be shining teeth untop amebo

Re: Resting Bitch Face Syndrome by mirabeldesmond(op): 9:28am On Jul 29, 2016

when you talk and people just assume you are being sarcastic:
ugh! the stress

Re: Resting Bitch Face Syndrome by mirabeldesmond(op): 9:28am On Jul 29, 2016

Re: Resting Bitch Face Syndrome by mirabeldesmond(op): 9:32am On Jul 29, 2016

when even your mother always thinks you are being rude: see me see trouble o!

Re: Resting Bitch Face Syndrome by mirabeldesmond(op): 9:34am On Jul 29, 2016

how people react when they find out you are actually nice: I don't blame you people

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Re: Resting Bitch Face Syndrome by mirabeldesmond(op): 9:38am On Jul 29, 2016

how you feel when you finally find a kindred spirit: Let us frown together

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Re: Resting Bitch Face Syndrome by davidif: 8:20am On Mar 15, 2017

mirabeldesmond:
you wondering if you've missed the love of your life because they were too scared to talk to you:
God forbid!

Hahaha Hahaha girl, you never know hahaha. If I tell you the number of girls I stopped myself from approaching because I thought they looked angry ehn? Haha

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