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One of the points below should be the reason you won't see some people in church today...

1. The lazy heads- these ones will feel reluctant to get up from their bed. They will spend hours staring at their chores without touching 'em, and then jump in bed again to relax or press phone. They start to take their bath at the closing hour of the service.

2. The rough'ians - they gat lots of dirty cloths piled up and failed to watch during the weekend. They wk up this morning to remeber today is sunday and start looking for what to put on and then you see them pack their cloth outside to wash when they ought to be in church.

3. Hangover victim- went to party last night, drank lots of alcohol mixtures and then walked home with their head. Now they find it difficult to get up from bed.

4.the ones with no offering - the feeling that people will be staring at them during the offering time, if they sit back while others dance to drop theirs, will discourage them from going to church.

5. the ones who traveled all the way to greet their bf/gf during the weekend and still want to continue from where they stopped last night

6. those who got hit by the last sunday's sermon and felt ashamed like the pastor was refering to them directly.

Better go to church and turn a new life

7. the ones whose working days exceeds 5 days. People like lalasticlala who work every sec. that counts to make 7days. I'm sure he goes to church tho.

Tell us why you won't be in church today if you didn't fall into any of the categories

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Those who had to work monday to saturday from 7;30am till 11pm, omo na to relax today sure pass. I did go to Church though

i dedicate this sPACE TO #TEAMADEWUMIOPEYEMI#

I fall into the 7th category

Religion is a big time scam That's why I stopped going to chruch.

No 1

oyo teachers are suffering....AJUMOBI

No.1

Oya mk i ask my besties if dem go church *clears throats** mhisbliss makydebbie pikinbarbie damseyl
DTs all i can reali rememba....

Did u miss service or not... truth o

our pastor carry our church keys travel

U didn't mention my category.

#the atheist.

Hypocrisy is when you believe placing a bible on your chest @ night will keep demons away but criticise people keeping machetes by their side for protection in case robbers show.

princeakins:
Oya mk i ask my besties if dem go church *clears throats** mhisbliss makydebbie pikinbarbie damseyl
DTs all i can reali rememba....

Did u miss service or not... truth o

lol i did and its Catholic morning mass

Dotwillis1:
how many sunday service u v attended this year?

countless

princeakins:
Oya mk i ask my besties if dem go church *clears throats** mhisbliss makydebbie pikinbarbie damseyl
DTs all i can reali rememba....

Did u miss service or not... truth o

I'm in church

Dotwillis1:
where you working ?

None of your business

I didn't go to church today because I didn't go to church. Wetin dem dey do for church sef?

Dotwillis1:
oh cool. The urge to go just didn't come today

yup..happens once in a blue moon

mhisbliss:
lol i did and its Catholic morning mass

wowwww. Amma Anglican tho buh we r stil one

oya comman giv me e-anointing n blessing to win d contest, as ma managress

i yaff knelt down o

damseyl:
I'm in church

your checkin up NL while in church abi... u weee corman explain yasef o

waitin for u sha... mk i dey listen to fada fada *ghetto musik*

princeakins:
wowwww. Amma Anglican tho buh we r stil one

oya comman giv me e-anointing n blessing to win d contest, as ma managress

i yaff knelt down o

manageress? What happened to your manager, btw you don't need e anointing to win just votes don't worry ayam solidly behind you.

Dotwillis1:
how many sunday service u v attended this year?

U don't wanna know

mhisbliss:
manageress? What happened to your manager, btw you don't need e anointing to win just votes don't worry ayam solidly behind you.

lol... i hv a male manager likewise as u r d female version

u gav me a boost alrdy, i tap frm dah, u solid pass rock

u didnt rply ma last mention on d thread dt an ish occur wen som dudes try to brk u.. buh dey didnt knw dey missed it with u.


i srzly wanna reach u outta here, trust me no controversy wil arise.... just trust me on dz...


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matters of interest deserve to b tkn off online.. wuld b expectin ur buzz

enjoy d rest of d day