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Re: Pastor Fails To Resurrect After Telling People To Bury Him Alive by Seun(mod): 3:11pm On Jul 31, 2016

If a pastor wanted to stage a resurrection, he would gather as many witnesses as possible. He would ask someone to film it too. This is murder.

Re: Pastor Fails To Resurrect After Telling People To Bury Him Alive by KingEbukaNaija: 6:37pm On Jul 31, 2016

dalaman:
How do you know a true man of God? Are you a true christian?

Answers to prayers

John 9:31
Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.

Proverbs 15:29
The LORD [is] far from the wicked: but he heareth the prayer of the righteous.

If God answers your prayers then surely you are a true Christian because he won't respond to the prayer of the unrighteous

Re: Pastor Fails To Resurrect After Telling People To Bury Him Alive by hopefulLandlord: 6:52pm On Jul 31, 2016

KingEbukaNaija:
Answers to prayers

John 9:31
Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.

Proverbs 15:29
The LORD [is] far from the wicked: but he heareth the prayer of the righteous.

If God answers your prayers then surely you are a true Christian because he won't respond to the prayer of the unrighteous

Hain?

Pls pray for cancer to be eradicated immediately

You're righteous, right? And your god said if you ask anything in his name, he will do it

Kindly do this benevolent thing to make cancer disappear worldwide

Thanks

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Re: Pastor Fails To Resurrect After Telling People To Bury Him Alive by hahn(op): 6:58pm On Jul 31, 2016

KingEbukaNaija:
Answers to prayers

John 9:31
Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.

Proverbs 15:29
The LORD [is] far from the wicked: but he heareth the prayer of the righteous.

If God answers your prayers then surely you are a true Christian because he won't respond to the prayer of the unrighteous

Re: Pastor Fails To Resurrect After Telling People To Bury Him Alive by hahn(op): 7:00pm On Jul 31, 2016

hopefulLandlord:
Hain?

Pls pray for cancer to be eradicated immediately

You're righteous, right? And your god said if you ask anything in his name, he will do it

Kindly do this benevolent thing to make cancer disappear worldwide

Thanks

Everything is Jehovah's will.

God created cancer to kill people to prove it's greatness.

Jehovah is great

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Re: Pastor Fails To Resurrect After Telling People To Bury Him Alive by sandalina(f): 7:30am On Sep 01, 2016

henryvirus:
That shouldn't be the question. It should be "what weed did he smoke before he authorized his own live funeral" He came to eradicate evil spirits........ And got eradicated himself

maybe he was the evil spirit disturbing the family...

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