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No. 8. The ones that are tired of Nigerian churches; hence sees no need to bother themselves with Sunday-Sunday Church things.
GUILTY.

damseyl:
I'm in church

So while d service was on.....u were busy wit ur phone....u c....??

Dotwillis1:
One of the points below should be the reason you won't see some people in church today...

1. The lazy heads- these ones will feel reluctant to get up from their bed. They will spend hours staring at their chores without touching 'em, and then jump in bed again to relax or press phone. They start to take their bath at the closing hour of the service.

2. The rough'ians - they gat lots of dirty cloths piled up and failed to watch during the weekend. They wk up this morning to remeber today is sunday and start looking for what to put on and then you see them pack their cloth outside to wash when they ought to be in church.

3. Hangover victim- went to party last night, drank lots of alcohol mixtures and then walked home with their head. Now they find it difficult to get up from bed.

4.the ones with no offering - the feeling that people will be staring at them during the offering time, if they sit back while others dance to drop theirs, will discourage them from going to church.

5. the ones who traveled all the way to greet their bf/gf during the weekend and still want to continue from where they stopped last night

6. those who got hit by the last sunday's sermon and felt ashamed like the pastor was refering to them directly.

Better go to church and turn a new life

7. the ones whose working days exceeds 5 days. People like lalasticlala who work every sec. that counts to make 7days. I'm sure he goes to church tho.

Tell us why you won't be in church today if you didn't fall into any of the categories

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Will going to church take you to heaven? Meanwhile don't forget to watch ohhhh sorry wash your clothes before next week Sunday.

Op, you are on point but where "rain fall today for my side" group?

addizzle:
am from a Christian home.. my both parents r pastors ..but I don't like going to church cos I see it as a scam.,full of pretence, Sins.Fake pastors everywhere. am so fed up with d so called pastors but can't disclose my experiences with my parents Cos am scared.. but Church is a NO for now.. God have Mercy
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lwkm! I feel your stab of conscience.

Those who are completed their registration in hell.

iamdrfresh:
that's why you gotta stop practising religion. Get a lifestyle.

Unless you believe Christ and/or d Bible are/is a scam, you have no reason not to be among family of saints.

Practising Jesus' lifestyle is what Christianity is all about and not observing religious rites.

jesus is another myth
Wetin concern africa man with one jew man
You africans should wake up

skarlett:
I fall into the 7th category

Me too *tear*

Category 7 here

Church things sha

You are right, I accept number 7/

Thoniameek:
The spiritually troubled....

i know where you are coming from, the path of the double minded man. You need guidance.

The ones that are attending lectures

Dotwillis1:
One of the points below should be the reason you won't see some people in church today...

1. The lazy heads- these ones will feel reluctant to get up from their bed. They will spend hours staring at their chores without touching 'em, and then jump in bed again to relax or press phone. They start to take their bath at the closing hour of the service.

2. The rough'ians - they gat lots of dirty cloths piled up and failed to watch during the weekend. They wk up this morning to remeber today is sunday and start looking for what to put on and then you see them pack their cloth outside to wash when they ought to be in church.

3. Hangover victim- went to party last night, drank lots of alcohol mixtures and then walked home with their head. Now they find it difficult to get up from bed.

4.the ones with no offering - the feeling that people will be staring at them during the offering time, if they sit back while others dance to drop theirs, will discourage them from going to church.

5. the ones who traveled all the way to greet their bf/gf during the weekend and still want to continue from where they stopped last night

6. those who got hit by the last sunday's sermon and felt ashamed like the pastor was refering to them directly.

Better go to church and turn a new life

7. the ones whose working days exceeds 5 days. People like lalasticlala who work every sec. that counts to make 7days. I'm sure he goes to church tho.

Tell us why you won't be in church today if you didn't fall into any of the categories

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Dotwillis1:
One of the points below should be the reason you won't see some people in church today...

1. The lazy heads- these ones will feel reluctant to get up from their bed. They will spend hours staring at their chores without touching 'em, and then jump in bed again to relax or press phone. They start to take their bath at the closing hour of the service.

2. The rough'ians - they gat lots of dirty cloths piled up and failed to watch during the weekend. They wk up this morning to remeber today is sunday and start looking for what to put on and then you see them pack their cloth outside to wash when they ought to be in church.

3. Hangover victim- went to party last night, drank lots of alcohol mixtures and then walked home with their head. Now they find it difficult to get up from bed.

4.the ones with no offering - the feeling that people will be staring at them during the offering time, if they sit back while others dance to drop theirs, will discourage them from going to church.

5. the ones who traveled all the way to greet their bf/gf during the weekend and still want to continue from where they stopped last night

6. those who got hit by the last sunday's sermon and felt ashamed like the pastor was refering to them directly.

Better go to church and turn a new life

7. the ones whose working days exceeds 5 days. People like lalasticlala who work every sec. that counts to make 7days. I'm sure he goes to church tho.

Tell us why you won't be in church today if you didn't fall into any of the categories

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pastors are human, they are not perfect, why should u use one person to preach just to force him or her to change, if u are without sin then judge me

Op, did you go to church today?

Dongorgon5:
Religion is a big time scam
That's why I stopped going to chruch.

Watch! because you may soon become a catastrophic scam yourself. I also didn't go to church but listen, religion ain't a scam but the stewards of religion are. We need the principles of pure religion for survival of our internal battles(conflict of mind)

Dongorgon5:
Religion is a big time scam
That's why I stopped going to chruch.

u stopped going to church because u were addicted to ur sins ND couldn't live a holy life

shuggah:
u stopped going to church because u were addicted to ur sins ND couldn't live a holy life

you are right,I stopped because I don't see the need to continue worshiiping another jewish myth.
Wake up you africans.

olatemitayo:
Watch! because you may soon become a catastrophic scam yourself. I also didn't go to church but listen, religion ain't a scam but the stewards of religion are. We need the principles of pure religion for survival of our internal battles(conflict of mind)

why should I give a fvk abt one imported religion from middle east.
Jesus doesn't know my fore fathers,he didn't die for me.

And last but not the least:

This OP for typing this when he is supposed to be in church...

Or typing this while service is going on and thus not paying attention. or got inspired by looking at pole dancers on his chinko phone...

;DAnd last but not the least:

This OP for typing this when he is supposed to be in church...

Or typing this while service is going on and thus not paying attention. or got inspired by looking at pole dancers on his chinko phone...

Dotwillis1:
One of the points below should be the reason you won't see some people in church today...

1. The lazy heads- these ones will feel reluctant to get up from their bed. They will spend hours staring at their chores without touching 'em, and then jump in bed again to relax or press phone. They start to take their bath at the closing hour of the service.

2. The rough'ians - they gat lots of dirty cloths piled up and failed to watch during the weekend. They wk up this morning to remeber today is sunday and start looking for what to put on and then you see them pack their cloth outside to wash when they ought to be in church.

3. Hangover victim- went to party last night, drank lots of alcohol mixtures and then walked home with their head. Now they find it difficult to get up from bed.

4.the ones with no offering - the feeling that people will be staring at them during the offering time, if they sit back while others dance to drop theirs, will discourage them from going to church.

5. the ones who traveled all the way to greet their bf/gf during the weekend and still want to continue from where they stopped last night

6. those who got hit by the last sunday's sermon and felt ashamed like the pastor was refering to them directly.

Better go to church and turn a new life

7. the ones whose working days exceeds 5 days. People like lalasticlala who work every sec. that counts to make 7days. I'm sure he goes to church tho.

Tell us why you won't be in church today if you didn't fall into any of the categories

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8. The smart people who've seen through the bullshiiit of enriching pastors.

pippimp:
8. The smart people who've seen through the bullshiiit of enriching pastors.

ok...im on no.7 n now no.8....nice one lol

Those peoplE that were embarrassed last week by the babe they wooed in the church.

Those who think na attendance go get you into heaven

No talk to your God you hear dey judge others you'll be very suprised who go enter and who no go enter me heart God dey see not location

As for me Number 8 church wey dey do eyeservice no go see me for the service simple

Couldn't go, Twaci took all my strength... Number 5 methink.

Reiyvinn:
Couldn't go, Twaci took all my strength... Number 5 methink.

Say God!

Dongorgon5:
Religion is a big time scam That's why I stopped going to chruch.

One exist whc is nt a scam,find out(j/wit)

elvision1:
lwkm! I feel your stab of conscience.

u just can't understand

addizzle:
u just can't understand

oh! See you!

damseyl:
so you didn't go abi

Lol... i didnt wit praises indoor...

Oya corman giv me E- blessing as d contest kicks of tomao

I yaff knelt down hia

Twaci:
Say God!

So you can talk? Thought you screamed away all the voice left in you last night. Hope you're recovering?

The ones dat made a pledge in church,, bt haven't fulfilld it...