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| The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by parisbookaddict(op): 2:02pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
Question: What are the rules and manners to be followed when answering the call of nature?http://www.myreligionislam.com/detail.asp?Aid=6096 |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Tolexander: 2:08pm On Jul 31, 2016*. Modified: 4:55pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
What if the toilet is a bush, will one still observe all these most especially the 4th one where the starting point of the bush isn't defined. 4. One should enter the toilet with one's left foot and exit with one's right foot |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by parisbookaddict(op): 2:15pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
Tolexander:actually for over 1300 years their toilet has been the bush until the British introduced toilets in arabia |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by hadjipapiey(m): 2:40pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
parisbookaddict: parisbookaddict: Tolexander:Hence it is permissible to face anywhere in a wide plain ground or bush. You may ask how many people still defecate in bush? Few people and community does doh. However in the case of the positioning of the WC when the house is built? The ulamas(consensusof the knowledgeable) are of the the opinion that one should do it as the case may be. Wa ALLAHU a'lam(ALLAH knows best) |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by parisbookaddict(op): 2:49pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
hadjipapiey:i ahve 2 questions for you my friend; 1. do you as a muslim actually believe this superstitious garbage. 2.could you explain number 16. One should not look at one's private parts or spit into the toilet. what is the reason |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by hadjipapiey(m): 3:11pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
parisbookaddict:U say wah ![]() |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by raphieMontella: 4:49pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
parisbookaddict:all these wahala jst to use ordinary toilet? |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Empiree: 4:53pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
Is there any biblical guides or instructions on CLEANLINESS?. You are welcome to quote O & N Testament. Directed at OP |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by TomHagen: 4:53pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
The girl can torment NL Muslims shaa... |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Empiree: 4:55pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
raphieMontella:how do you clean urself after using bathroom? |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 5:07pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
What's now your business with what people do in toilets..oh! I forgot ![]() |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 5:19pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
parisbookaddict:Hahahaha this is a course on poopinomics. So much emphasis on genita...lia just to poop for 3 to 5mins I need to study the islamic art of pooping for 2yrs? No can do!
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| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by sainttwist1(m): 5:27pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
Funny...... |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Medicis(m): 6:04pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
parisbookaddict:All these because man wan shiit. Nawaoo!!! @annunaki2 come and see how to shiit ooo.... ![]() |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by raphieMontella: 6:35pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
Empiree:go back to the op read it frm 1 to the end and relate it to ur modern day usage of the toilet in terms of complications...then u can quote me |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by parisbookaddict(op): 7:09pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
Empiree:Oh right. Because cleaning ur privates with stones and the like is hygienic... The wisdom of Islamic allah is amazing |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by annunaki2(m): 8:48pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
To label islam as ridiculous will be a gross understatement. ![]() |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Empiree: 10:48pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
parisbookaddict:Tell us how Paul taught you to clean up after yourself |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Empiree: 11:20pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
raphieMontella:You already shot yourself in the foot. Have a good day. I read op by the way. If you have problems with it, that's yours. I dont have problems with it. |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Empiree: 11:38pm On Jul 31, 2016*. Modified: 2:05am On Aug 15, 2016 |
raphieMontella:Honestly, i dont know how u people think. Irrelevant responding to you guys sometimes. Before i can respond to her, she will need to provide Source which is something you and others failed to do. It is clear from the write that there are individual opinion injected and mixed with Islamic sources. Second, common sense tells you Islam is teaching about cleanliness something Christianity doesnt teach you. The only thing you can come up with is this is "MODERN World". Islam covers ALL aspects of LIFE. Until she provides a source, i wont bother with op. Now, can you please tell us in your religion how to clean yourself after using bathroom, before entering bathroom, etc according to your RELIGION? |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 12:17am On Aug 01, 2016 |
Empiree:http://www.myreligionislam.com/detail.asp?Aid=6096 http://www.zikr.co.uk/content/view/72/113/ |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 1:38am On Aug 01, 2016 |
YOU ARE REALLY REALLY RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS ABOUT HOW TO TAUNT ISLAM!!! Think and try again. |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Empiree: 1:43am On Aug 01, 2016 |
naijadeyhia:Okay, thanks. This first link is in the Op. The problem with that however is, it is base on individual opinion. There is no Islamic traditional references. Therefore i can't delve into that. I do know what it is saying but unless you tell me which part is problematic to you, i wont discuss it. http://www.zikr.co.uk/content/view/72/113/This has references in it. But again, unless you tell me what you have problem with, it is not for me to worry myself over it. We understand from Islamic point of view what it is saying. I see no reason for me to stress over it. Bottom line is, it about adhab of using the bathroom. It is about purity which Islam emphasizes. If neither of you guys can really tell me what your problem is, i dont have your time. Also, nothing there is mandatory. It is rather recommendations. So i really dont get you guys. Islam covers every aspect of life even when we eat. So I dont have anybody's time here unless you tell me what you dont understand. Merely copying and pasting here doesnt help when you only read to mock without iota. The reason you all find it funny is because Christianity has lost 95% of it principles. You have none but to follow what the West dictates. Jewish, Hinds, Buddhists etc keep their principles as well but you lost yours. Danke! |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 2:27am On Aug 01, 2016 |
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| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 2:30am On Aug 01, 2016 |
[quote author=Empiree It is about purity which Islam emphasizes. I Also, nothing there is mandatory. It is rather recommendations. So i really dont get you guys. Islam covers every aspect of life even when we eat. The reason you all find it funny is because Christianity has lost 95% of it principles. You have none but to follow what the West dictates. Jewish, Hinds, Buddhists etc keep their principles as well but you lost yours. Danke![/quote]"ISLAM COVERS EVERY ASPECT OF LIFE" "But when he, the Spirit of truth (MUHAMMAD), comes, HE WILL GUIDE YOU INTO ALL TRUTH. He will not speak on his own; he will speak only what he hears, and he will tell you what is yet to come. New Living Translation John 16:13 Parisbookaddict do you get it? Every of human endeavour, he has guided us into all its TRUTH...............even as the use of toilet. What did Christ teach you about Hygine in the bible? |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by raphieMontella: 2:47am On Aug 01, 2016 |
Empiree:i have problems with it because am no fool that i wud need a prayer to poo.. I have problems with it because my toilet is no shrine that i'd have to adhere to the entrance with a certain leg..only a fool does that im no fool that i'd need prayers to exit common toilet it is only a complete fool that wud use his finger to clean his anus cs his religion saidd so how can a normal human use stones to clean his/her genitals and say ''well its fine by me cs islam says so'' abeg swerve niqqa |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 3:00am On Aug 01, 2016 |
raphieMontella:I HOPE YOU WILL NEVER STOP HAVING PROBLEMS WITH IT SINCE YOU WANT TO KEEP HAVING PROBLEMS WITH IT. |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by raphieMontella: 3:06am On Aug 01, 2016 |
Empiree:common sense shud have told u that i said '' all these wahala jst to use ordinary toilet'' because of things like entering with a certain foot and recitation's of prayers nt that it being bad or iono where ur silly mind iss going to Actually mister..im not a christian..i dnt have a religion...m an atheist... Bt i can tell u that i'd rather be a slave to the christianic god than to be a slave of the islamic one...a god who makes pple think they wud get virgins in paradise if they take up islamic wars...shey na so e dey fr ur quran? Niqqa...quote me again..and i'd show the whole of nairaland jst how stupid u and ur stupid book is |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Empiree: 3:06am On Aug 01, 2016*. Modified: 3:29am On Aug 01, 2016 |
raphieMontella:May God save me from your ignorance. You simply dont know the meaning of the prayer for entering and exiting the bathroom. Shaking my head for you people. It is very simple. if you not comfortable with it leave it. Doesnt mean you have to mock. I dont have problem with it Here is less than 2 mins video in Yoruba. Besides, no one forces you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkYiiTw2-kw English version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8gCZy-eMYs Simple. dont know what your fuse all about. I do this everyday. Your problem is you people have abandoned your religion. You are protestant holding on to a shell. |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Empiree: 3:12am On Aug 01, 2016 |
raphieMontella:Exactly. that's why it is none of your business. As atheist, there is nothing to talk about bcus your brain is suspended btw heaven and earth. You can not understand anything. Bcus of the writing you think it is a lot. It is nothing to us. So mind your business since you have no religion. And keep deceiving urself. U atheist wont stop making laugh. I wonder if you are on a flight at 35,000 ft above sea level and the aircraft crashes and nose dive. I am 100% sure you would scream "Oh My God". You wont say " Oh nothing" |
| Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by raphieMontella: 3:24am On Aug 01, 2016 |
Empiree:oh ye...i dnt knw the meaning..bt a prayer is a prayer... Define religion? Define allah? Prove allah? Muhammed existed after the biblical jesus... He probably took christian stuffs added his own stupid thinking to it and spread it to urr ancestors and ye u guys stupidly took it...m nt suprised |
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