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Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Plappvillemoi(f): 6:57am On Aug 15, 2016
dragunov:

There is nothing like christian nation! Why is it that any country with a different ideology is termed christian? What happens to secularism? You guys make me sick.

In order to defend Islam. Muslims will always tag secular nations and Atheist a Christian. They are good at that. Lying.. cheesy

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Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 8:46am On Aug 15, 2016
Plappvillemoi:


Clown everyone has an ANUS.

No not EVERYONE Hardmirror is in a position to tell you BETTER. Ask him................and keep up the GOOD WORK IN SPREADING THE RELIGION OF PEACE. You are doing a GREAT JOB.

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Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 8:47am On Aug 15, 2016
Plappvillemoi:


Clown everyone has an ANUS.

No not EVERYONE Hardmirror is in a position to tell you BETTER. Ask him................and keep up the GOOD WORK IN SPREADING THE RELIGION OF PEACE. You are doing a GREAT JOB.

Keep changing monikers YOU HEAR?

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Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 8:56am On Aug 15, 2016
Plappvillemoi:


In order to defend Islam. Muslims will always tag secular nations and Atheist a Christian. They are good at that. Lying.. cheesy

Christianity is EXTINCT way way back.............for simple reasons such as the THREAD you opened. IT HAS NO ANSWERS to humanities needs.. As funny as the going to TOLIET for example. ISLAM HAS TOUCHED ALL ASPECT OF LIFE SO METICULOUSLY INCLUDING EVEN THE TOILET.

Am sorry that these Nations used to be Christian Nations but had to THROW CHRISTIANITY AWAY into the PIT HOLE for BEING DYSFUNCTIONAL.............THE JOKE IS ON YOU.. GO AND WIN THEM BACK AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT. KEEP ON SPREADING THE RELIGION OF PEACE. Thank you my lady.

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Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Nobody: 9:10am On Aug 15, 2016
Plappvillemoi:


Better not be one. If you do you will start a backward/dark age life. Even toilet paper is Haram to Muslims. cheesy grin

OUR WAY WAS IN TRUTH PRACTICED BY YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR. SQUATING DOWN IN THE BUSHES OF GALILEE, JERUSALEM, NAZARETH AND E.T.C....................................HE IS JUST BEING NATURAL LIKE THE REST OF MANKIND.

When did the YOUR WAY became an invention....................?

Please dont allow the FEES paid for your schooling to be in VAIN. USE YOUR HEAD AND NOT YOUR ANUS.

Though am still PROUD OF YOU.............KEEP IT UP.

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Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Plappvillemoi(f): 3:02pm On Aug 15, 2016
WORDWORLD:


No not EVERYONE Hardmirror is in a position to tell you BETTER. Ask him................and keep up the GOOD WORK IN SPREADING THE RELIGION OF PEACE. You are doing a GREAT JOB.

Keep changing monikers YOU HEAR?

You are still displaying your ignorance here. Everyone is born with anus. Just that very few persons have rare case of deformity. And today, medical specialist can carry out corrective surgery to fix it. That the Anus is malformed doesn't means it not at all.
Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Plappvillemoi(f): 3:11pm On Aug 15, 2016
WORDWORLD:


Christianity is EXTINCT way way back.............for simple reasons such as the THREAD you opened. IT HAS NO ANSWERS to humanities needs.. As funny as the going to TOLIET for example. ISLAM HAS TOUCHED ALL ASPECT OF LIFE SO METICULOUSLY INCLUDING EVEN THE TOILET.

Clown. Tell me, before islam was fabricated, what was the methods used by the Prophets of the old?



Am sorry that these Nations used to be Christian Nations but had to THROW CHRISTIANITY AWAY into the PIT HOLE for BEING DYSFUNCTIONAL.............THE JOKE IS ON YOU.. GO AND WIN THEM BACK AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT. KEEP ON SPREADING THE RELIGION OF PEACE. Thank you my lady.

You are so much in pains seeing my post stop pretending. . tongue

Mind you, there is no compulsion in Christ like it is in Muhammad. Muhammad would burn diwn those who refused to go and worship all.ah.

Islam is spreading its atrocities. Keep faking yourself. . cheesy grin
Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Plappvillemoi(f): 3:18pm On Aug 15, 2016
WORDWORLD:


OUR WAY WAS IN TRUTH PRACTICED BY YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR. SQUATING DOWN IN THE BUSHES OF GALILEE, JERUSALEM, NAZARETH AND E.T.C....................................HE IS JUST BEING NATURAL LIKE THE REST OF MANKIND.

When did the YOUR WAY became an invention....................?

Please dont allow the FEES paid for your schooling to be in VAIN. USE YOUR HEAD AND NOT YOUR ANUS.

Though am still PROUD OF YOU.............KEEP IT UP.

I bet you, Muhammad did not invent Computer, smart phones etc...But you are enjoying them umm. Try do research you will know the people you muslims and the arabs hate are the people who invented all the goodies you and i are enjoying here. cheesy

Your alla.h only knows how to invent hateful words, bomb and kamikaze. ..explosive weapons. See people running, hey whats happening there. O boy run for your life alla.h army are here again.

All.ah kubar Bomb blast there today, bomb blast there tomorrow all muslims.

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Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by Empiree: 7:47pm On Aug 15, 2016
Plappvillemoi:


Muslims will always tag secular nations and Atheist a Christian.
can u tell us which country(ies) is christian nation?. it seems you have denied Western countries as christian nations. who is a christian and which country is?

i am sure in some other topics in the future, you are going to claim they are christians where it suits u

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Re: The Procedure Of How Muslims Use The Toilet (simply Hilarious) by dragunov: 10:25pm On Aug 15, 2016
WORDWORLD:


Oh YES! To be given an Anus is a Grace from my Creator........THERE ARE THOSE WHO DONT HAVE SUCH GRACE. So, when i am doing my Sh!ting i seek Allah's face by being grateful for making me use my Anus for what it is meant for and not substituting my ANUS for the BRAIN like most of you do.


Okay. My bad. You win. Be careful with those fangs! So what's allah's take on brushing ones teeth. Is it permissible to use camel piss? Bwahahahahaha! Oh you bunch of legalistic loosers! What a pity. You gonna have to ritualise everything.

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