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Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Nobody: 7:55am On Aug 02, 2016
don't have anything to say becos ur pofile pics says it all
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by ShayGirl(f): 8:14am On Aug 02, 2016
Truth be told


calling u a GAY is even an understatement cos i would have loved to use a better qualification if only there was one....Anyway, U need not blame those calling u one cos u obvious look, speak and act like one main looking at not jst ur dp, bt also profile.....hehehe, stop denying it nowtonguetongue
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Nobody: 8:23am On Aug 02, 2016
mercichoco:
From Op's POV, he was gay but he is no more. Pls help him change that completely. God help u
i was neva gay!!
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Nobody: 8:24am On Aug 02, 2016
idu1:
Simonandal comes to mind.
who d fcck is dat?
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Nobody: 8:25am On Aug 02, 2016
nma24:
You gave us the impression that you are gay. Why shying away now?
honey, am not gay.
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Nobody: 8:26am On Aug 02, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]⛅You are not funny undecided
.....Go and find yer fun somewhere else
.....☁
Durrent it's ok,you don't have 2 deny yer sexuality . [/color]
hey cheezy
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Nobody: 8:28am On Aug 02, 2016
ShayGirl:
Truth be told


calling u a GAY is even an understatement cos i would have loved to use a better qualification if only there was one....Anyway, U need not blame those calling u one cos u obvious look, speak and act like one main looking at not jst ur dp, bt also profile.....hehehe, stop denying it nowtonguetongue
snap it out.

I ain't gay
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Nobody: 8:29am On Aug 02, 2016
Durentt:
hey cheezy
[color=#64dd16]⛅Hi pumpkin smiley how are you?[/color]
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Donpoker9(m): 8:36am On Aug 02, 2016
undecided
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by ShayGirl(f): 8:40am On Aug 02, 2016
Durentt:
snap it out.
I ain't gay
Ooooops... grin;DRelax dearie....
Probably u change ur dp, thats if u're this bothered...free advice though
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Maxi112: 8:49am On Aug 02, 2016
ShayGirl:
Ooooops... grin;DRelax dearie....
Probably u change ur dp, thats if u're this bothered...free advice though
honey calm down, longest time
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by ShayGirl(f): 9:04am On Aug 02, 2016
Maxi112:
honey calm down, longest time
Thanx deartongue....been a while though!!
How r u doing?cheesy
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Maxi112: 9:08am On Aug 02, 2016
ShayGirl:
Thanx deartongue....been a while though!!
How r u doing?cheesy
doing gr8... yeah, I was kinda on low key this time... hope you still remember the name I begged you to attach to your vote, hope you did just that yesterday. huh?
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Nobody: 11:26am On Aug 02, 2016
Well, I'm disappointed that you have no balls and chose to be a coward!! Or was it just a popularity stunt you were pulling all these while!
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by absool(m): 11:34am On Aug 02, 2016
LastMumu:
No you are not gay, you are just homosexual. grin
grin
LastMumu:
No you are not gay, you are just homosexual. grin
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Udezer69(m): 7:37pm On Aug 03, 2016
Well this escalated quickly...
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by NevetsIbot(m): 9:11pm On Aug 03, 2016
durrent, remember me?? How dyu expect us to believe you were never gay and are not now. You've created many threads on gay shii....

Now a new competitor over girls. Sighs.

Cc kingcheezypuff
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Maxi112: 9:53pm On Aug 03, 2016
wonders shall never end. shocked shocked
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Nobody: 10:36pm On Aug 03, 2016
When did an INNOCENT word such as 'GAY' become hay in the sack riddled with needdles.

GAY means HAPPY, CHEERFUL, JOY, EXCITED, BRIGHT, ATTRACTIVE......before it became a SAD word, so ABUSED A DEBASEMENT OF HUMAN DIGNITY and the only meaning that rings in our mind is a HOMOSEXUAL. While homosexuals are only a very, very minute percentage.....we have been programmed by RELIGIOSITY most especially to taking them so seriously where as the THE IRRESPPONSIBILTY OF HETEROSEXUALISM IS A FACTOR WHY HOMOSEXUALISM IN A NEEDLE IN THE HAY TODAY RAISING ITS HEAD FROM THE SACK.

What a shame on heterosexuals, HYPOCRITES!!! FORNICATORS AND ADULTERERS!!! Always quick to raising the red cards of SODOM AND GOMARRAH. 

Its as a result of the SEXUAL REVOLUTION in the U.S.A of the 60's championed by heterosexuals who saw it fit to fight to becoming habitual FORNICATORS, AND ADULTERERS. CHANTING "SEXUAL FREEDOM" ALL OVER THE PLACE. Fighting for the right to using their body as they PLEASE. The "SEX PILL DRUG" was manufactued and the ABORTION BILL was passed after wards.

And what do we have as a by-product, a begotten son by the name HOMOSEXUALISM who also chants for FREEDOM. One Evil begets another Evil, only God knows the kind of disease that will soon be up against humanity now that it has become legalized in so called civilized country. INSCETIOUS RELATIONSHIP, PAEDOPHILIA, BEASTIALITY....................NECROPHILIA( sexual interest in dead bodies). Wow! we are gettinng there gradually....... E.T.C all will fight for that ILLUSION called 'FREEDOM' come one day.

One can't wake up one morning, feeling so, so, so happy, so excited, cheerful, full of joy......because one is going to CHURCH, 'ITS A SUNDAY' HALLELUYAH!!! and the first person by coincidence you see that morning is your Pastor who lives just next door in the Mini Estate you are all residing.

Him, clinged with his Holy Bible under his arm pit and then you wanting to be the first to share your testimony of how extraordinarily 'HAPPY' you feel that morning. You begin to shout for 'JOY' at the top of your voice.

"PASTOR, I AM GAY!!! I AM SO, SO, GAY TODAY, I AM GAY SIR!!!."

INNOCENTLY meaning, PASTOR, I AM H-A-P-P-Y!!! I AM SO, SO, H-A-P-P-Y TODAY, I AM HAPPY SIR!!! . *Check the dictionary for the word 'GAY' if anyone doubts. Infact there is an English name 'GAY-MAN' given at birth to babies in the West meaning HAPPY-MAN. With today's programming it means a man who pokes another man's or woman's DUNG HOLE with his DING-DONG.  

So, Pastor raises his head in surprise, mouth wide open............!

And you repeated the same words again, "I AM GAY TODAY O!, SO, SO GAY O!". You were so overwhelmed with an early morning HAPPINESS and want to share with your Pastor by beating those words against his ear drums and into his heart.

But his heart pulses at TIT-BIT.

To be sure that he heard you CORRECTLY, he, your Pastor enquired by asking you:

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!!?"

This time around your proximity is so close, so, close that you can give your Pastor a BIG HUG and so you stretched both hands to hug him while answering his question, full of excitement: "PASTOR YOU CAN NEVER IMAGINE HOW GAY I AM!!!"

"JESUUUuuuuuuuu!!!" Pastor shouts.

Clinged Holy Bible falls from under arm pit while he covers you with two heavy slaps and a knock on the head.

"DEPART FROM ME!"

Well, he has been PROGRAMMED to react as so, its all an INDOCTRINATION of a belief and a societal culture to HATE GAYS.

While,

RELIGIOUSITY IS MOSTLY IRRATIONAL DOGMA.

If the Pastor was patient enough to probe further to confirm CERTAINTY, by asking more questions. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY YOU ARE GAY?".

But this PATIENCE, is what the religious minds generally lack, the quest for CONFIRMATION for UNDERSTANDING. Afterall the word 'GAY' is not an exclusive word meaning HOMOSEXUAL alone. While, Homosexual means homosexual, no two ways to that the meaning. It is an EXCLUSIVE CONCLUSION.

Gay means HAPPY too.

If the Pastor had tried EXHAUSTING ALL ALTERNATIVES AS TO THE MEANING, he would have understood THE TRUTH of what was being communicated to him and his JUDGEMENT would have been based on TRUTH and not SENTIMENT. 

And while you were busy scratching your head and rubbing your cheecks, protesting "Oga Pastor what did I do now? Is it because I am GAY (meaning I am happy)?"

"Yeeeeeeeeea!!!. Which kind of early morning DEVIL be this" Pastor says in his mind.

PROVOKED and starts to blabbler words, "COCK-A-DOO-DLE-DOO" jumping from here to there like a KANGAROO pointing his fist at you. Though you are a TONGUE SPEAKER too, you could understand not a JERK what is coming out of his mouth. Only at that moment did you ever see the act of speaking in tongues like a performance of one struck by lunar, the moon, spelt as a L-U-N-A-T-I-C, a Mentally Derailed.

Prior, you were also PROGRAMMED to behaving that way speaking in tongues but that 'PAIN' in your head is a REALITY which made you see clearly.

It was the word GAY that triggered the pastor. If the young man had used the word HAPPY, CHEERFUL, EXCITED..... he would have received an anointing oil instead of giving him a big knock.

WHILE THE WORLD IS SO FULL OF FORNICATORS AND ADULTERERS, PROUD ONES. WHICH IS A GREATER CHALLENGE TO HUMANITY.

GAYISM WOULDN'T HAVE WAXED SO STRONG IF ONLY HETEROSEXUALS HAVE ALWAYS BEHAVED RESPONSIBLY.

For more insight read the link below.

www.nairaland.com/3097462/homosexualism-humanity-collective-hypocrisy
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by adewumiopeyemi(m): 10:50pm On Aug 03, 2016
did any body help me see this monkier.. PRESTIGERYHME i dey miss am..... please make u na help me find am ooo embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by PRESTIGERYHME(f): 5:46am On Aug 04, 2016
adewumiopeyemi:
did any body help me see this monkier.. PRESTIGERYHME i dey miss am..... please make u na help me find am ooo embarassed embarassed embarassed
I am here jor

no cry u here
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Nobody: 8:36am On Aug 04, 2016
NevetsIbot:
durrent, remember me?? How dyu expect us to believe you were never gay and are not now. You've created many threads on gay shii....

Now a new competitor over girls. Sighs.

Cc kingcheezypuff
[color=#00cccc]no,I think he's just having a hard time with the backlash from his announcement.
......⚡
Wordworld man you always writing some long epistle grin
My man,let me ask you
.... what do you study in university? [/color]
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by abbeyology88(m): 8:45am On Aug 04, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=pink]no,I think he's just having a hard time with the backlash from his announcement.

Wordworld man you always writing some long epistle grin
My nan,let me ask you, what do you study in university? [/color]
I think I studied... Storyology grin grin
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Nobody: 8:49am On Aug 04, 2016
abbeyology88:
I think I studied... Storyology grin grin
tongue
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by NevetsIbot(m): 12:55pm On Aug 04, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc]no,I think he's just having a hard time with the backlash from his announcement.
......⚡
Wordworld man you always writing some long epistle grin
My man,let me ask you
.... what do you study in university? [/color]
lol. You've been taking notes? Well.... Law. Any pee?
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Nobody: 1:02pm On Aug 04, 2016
NevetsIbot:
lol. You've been taking notes? Well.... Law. Any pee?
[color=#2ecc71]No. I was asking wordworld what he studied in school.[/color]
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by NevetsIbot(m): 1:05pm On Aug 04, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]No. I was asking wordworld what he studied in school.[/color]
well.. You quoted me.. Your bad tongue
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Nobody: 1:07pm On Aug 04, 2016
NevetsIbot:
well.. You quoted me.. Your bad tongue
tongue
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Nobody: 1:14pm On Aug 04, 2016
spaceshipz:
Well, I'm disappointed that you have no balls and chose to be a coward!! Or was it just a popularity stunt you were pulling all these while!
am not Pulling any stunt.

I am straight!! Jesus!!
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by Nobody: 1:16pm On Aug 04, 2016
NevetsIbot:
lol. You've been taking notes? Well.... Law. Any pee?
Amebo!
The question wasn't directed to u
Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by NevetsIbot(m): 1:37pm On Aug 04, 2016
Durentt:
Amebo! The question wasn't directed to u
Is that why you're now cryinghuh Shuuu?

Re: Nairalanders Shud Free Me. I Am NOT Gay!!! by NevetsIbot(m): 1:41pm On Aug 04, 2016
Durentt:
am not Pulling any stunt.

I am straight!! Jesus!!
and why have you been claiming gay sincehuh? Just answer this question. Attention seeking?
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