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Rio Olympics 2016: With all the sex going on at the Games, will the athletes have time to compete?

The staggering number of condoms to be used at the upcoming Rio Olympic Games, now just weeks away. After complex calculations – involving the net number of athletes, their likely frequency of congress, multiplied by the number of days in the Olympic village, and subtracting Eastern Bloc male shot putters, and all Americans with the first name of Joshua or Hank – the organisers have come up with a need for … are you ready for this? … 450,000 condoms!

From side swipes to long bombs, these are the most exciting, silly and downright crazy plays in the sport world this week.
This is no less than three times the amount needed in London and, in the ultimate insult, FOUR times the amount we provided for the Sydney Olympic Games! (What is wrong with these athletes? I grant you that Homebush is not necessarily the equivalent of Paris as the romance capital of the world, may not measure up to Vegas as the sex capital, but I’ll be damned if Rio is four times sexier and quadruple the mood-setter of Sydney.)

Of further interest is that the number is made up of 350,000 male condoms, and 100,000 female condoms and …And who is going to go first here, and fess up, in public, that they weren’t quite aware of the existence of female condoms in the first place? Oh stop panicking. It is no worse than saying you live on the North Shore. In fact, come to think of it is pretty much exactly the same thing.

So I’ll fess up to both: I live there, and I didn’t know...https://etimesafrica./2016/08/08/rio-olympics-350000-male-condoms-and-100000-female-condoms-to-be-used/

yepa

How do they want to use it??

ariesbull:
Rio Olympics 2016: With all the sex going on at the Games, will the athletes have time to compete?

The staggering number of condoms to be used at the upcoming Rio Olympic Games, now just weeks away. After complex calculations – involving the net number of athletes, their likely frequency of congress, multiplied by the number of days in the Olympic village, and subtracting Eastern Bloc male shot putters, and all Americans with the first name of Joshua or Hank – the organisers have come up with a need for … are you ready for this? … 450,000 condoms!

From side swipes to long bombs, these are the most exciting, silly and downright crazy plays in the sport world this week.
This is no less than three times the amount needed in London and, in the ultimate insult, FOUR times the amount we provided for the Sydney Olympic Games! (What is wrong with these athletes? I grant you that Homebush is not necessarily the equivalent of Paris as the romance capital of the world, may not measure up to Vegas as the sex capital, but I’ll be damned if Rio is four times sexier and quadruple the mood-setter of Sydney.)

Of further interest is that the number is made up of 350,000 male condoms, and 100,000 female condoms and …And who is going to go first here, and fess up, in public, that they weren’t quite aware of the existence of female condoms in the first place? Oh stop panicking. It is no worse than saying you live on the North Shore. In fact, come to think of it is pretty much exactly the same thing.

So I’ll fess up to both: I live there, and I didn’t know...https://etimesafrica./2016/08/08/rio-olympics-350000-male-condoms-and-100000-female-condoms-to-be-used/

Smh, you no know say brazil na ashawo country before??

Too small