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Every profession has a dress code, this is sheer stupidity and illiteracy... Imagine a mechanic on suit, or a bricklayer on suit... Why do we have aprons and overalls?

What would get me impressed is seeing commercial boss drivers on suit not necessarily with a tie!

Wow! Thats seg my guy. Lives few blocks away. God bless your hustle

waxxydude:
Looks like a stoopid nollywood scene, where he'll now meet that mumu rich man daughter, that decided to eat in his shop, her guards tries to stop her, but she's a hard nut, she says "i want to know him, there's something really special about him" .

After two scenes, the nigga's started bonking her chronically, then her parents finds out and tries to kill him. He eventually survives and they give their lives to Jesus.

Thunder fire some nollywood film makers.

lool. Seriously u re funny but very correct. Nollywood is funny.

This is called packaging.

Armstrong34:
attention seekers.....only in naija would we hear n see such.... na so DAT one wear suit dey fry akara...

Seeking attention is the most important part of business It is called marketing

waxxydude:
Looks like a stoopid nollywood scene, where he'll now meet that mumu rich man daughter, that decided to eat in his shop, her guards tries to stop her, but she's a hard nut, she says "i want to know him, there's something really special about him" .

After two scenes, the nigga's started bonking her chronically, then her parents finds out and tries to kill him. He eventually survives and they give their lives to Jesus.

Thunder fire some nollywood film makers.

loll bros. U dae vex

This one go just dey smell anyhow. You wear suit under sun still con dey cook indomie and fry eh join. Nobody go look your side o. You go fry egg tire.

I know this guy. We used to work together. His name is Tolu based in Anthony. He brings well packaged noodle to our office daily.

Kgdavid:
in other words he is probably pricing himself out of the market due to a valueless input into his value chain?

blos u pass English for jamb.......see as u unearth d real meaning of dat post

waxxydude:
Looks like a stoopid nollywood scene, where he'll now meet that mumu rich man daughter, that decided to eat in his shop, her guards tries to stop her, but she's a hard nut, she says "i want to know him, there's something really special about him" .

After two scenes, the nigga's started bonking her chronically, then her parents finds out and tries to kill him. He eventually survives and they give their lives to Jesus.

Thunder fire some nollywood film makers.

you're a good film writer

Nairalanders won't kill me with laugh oh!
See hilarious comments na!
Have you all forgotten so soon??
Olajumoke the breadseller got noticed, Mohammed,the car windshield cleaner also got noticed and now this one wants to try his luck so we should be encouraging him na!
Who knows the celebrity that would discover him and finally make God pick his call??

nja and follow follow..na ty bello all of dem dey find naaaa buh ty bello dey find only bread hawker..soon people go dey dress in suit shine dem eife obo post dapper picxxx...huh

rheether:
This madness is getting out of hand.

dheolexaone:
Baba!!! U sef don turn to nollywood script writer now. #bravo

Lol.. For nollywood everybody na script writer.

iamtomi:
Lmao!!!! U have serious beef with Nollywood o

Where the beef cause i dey hungry.

Franky826:
Now this guy right here made my day

glad i did man.

Thony199:
you're a good film writer

Abeg

thotsofnaij:
Omg this is too funny. You should be in nollywood

Hahaha, working on that .

madjune:
You missed the last scene where they will dancing in church with their offertory train with loads of noodles and eggs in hands.

All join..

Haute:
Lol...
Cc: girl4rmspace

Who's this girl from space? Heard female aliens have their pvccy on their head. Would like to meet her.

rheether:
This madness is getting out of hand.

It aint madness dear .. It's branding...

n 2ndly .. He might be looking for a job .. So he's advertising himself to get an interview....while doing his normal jab

cosby02:
Maybe... I ill ask my Mother happy birthday blood.

Please do, you never can tell. Hope you had a blast?

Talius:
Please do, you never can tell. Hope you had a blast?

Yea.. .. How about you?

waxxydude:
Looks like a stoopid nollywood scene, where he'll now meet that mumu rich man daughter, that decided to eat in his shop, her guards tries to stop her, but she's a hard nut, she says "i want to know him, there's something really special about him" .

After two scenes, the nigga's started bonking her chronically, then her parents finds out and tries to kill him. He eventually survives and they give their lives to Jesus.

Thunder fire some nollywood film makers.

Guy you killed it.

cosby02:
Yea.. .. How about you?

I did too. Count down to 364 days.

waxxydude:
Who's this girl from space? Heard female aliens have their pvccy on their head. Would like to meet her.

hey, just because am not from earth dsnt mean i look like those aliens in movies. I look every bit like you humans

waxxydude:
Looks like a stoopid nollywood scene, where he'll now meet that mumu rich man daughter, that decided to eat in his shop, her guards tries to stop her, but she's a hard nut, she says "i want to know him, there's something really special about him" .

After two scenes, the nigga's started bonking her chronically, then her parents finds out and tries to kill him. He eventually survives and they give their lives to Jesus.

Thunder fire some nollywood film makers.

hahahaha.....u killed mi man

girl4rmspace:
hey, just because am not from earth dsnt mean i look like those aliens in movies. I look every bit like you humans

No no not the movies, my dreams! The space chicks in my dreams have either four brezzs, two pvccies, or three yanshes. They make me flood my bed then i just wake up.

girl4rmspace:
lol that was a funny read. That dude understands how most nollywood movies work though. Cliche after cliche with different titles.

Lol...very annoying storylines. I trust you have high quality ideas in hand; all hope is not lost. Btw...would like to see movies you've worked on. Got any uploads on YouTube?

Haute:
Lol...very annoying storylines. I trust you have high quality ideas in hand; all hope is not lost. Btw...would like to see movies you've worked on. Got any uploads on YouTube?

Producing movies is something that has always been on my mind but its not until recently i decided to actually try it. I wanted to start with my friends own movie. That sci fi movie i talked about.

Am currently working with a team on a movie though, but make no mistake, i have not been doing this for a long time. All i know is i would back great scripts whenever it comes my way.

rheether:
This madness is getting out of hand.

what madness
you get work to give am, shuo

girl4rmspace:
Producing movies is something that has always been on my mind but its not until recently i decided to actually try it. I wanted to start with my friends own movie. That sci fi movie i talked about.

Am currently working with a team on a movie though, but make no mistake, i have not been doing this for a long time. All i know is i would back great scripts whenever it comes my way.

lol...you don't need to say that (@ the highlighted). Makes it kinda sound like you're looking for excuses - as to why your first production may not be near-perfect. I'm also guilty of that - at times. But truth be told, you owe no-one explanations. Just keep honing your craft and let it take you places. I'd like to see the one you're working on though - when it's done.

Haute:
lol...you don't need to say that (@ the highlighted). Makes it kinda sound like you're looking for excuses - as to why your first production may not be near-perfect. I'm also guilty of that - at times. But truth be told, you owe no-one explanations. Just keep honing your craft and let it take you places. I'd like to see the one you're working on though - when it's done.

um...when i said i have not been doing this for a long time, that's supposed to be the answer to your '' can i see a youtube video'' question. I was trying to say i dont have much to show you cos i havent done much.

As for the new stuff, you would see it when its ready

girl4rmspace:
um...when i said i have not been doing this for a long time, that's supposed to be the answer to your '' can i see a youtube video'' question. I was trying to say i dont have much to show you cos i havent done much.

As for the new stuff, you would see it when its ready

Okay, understood.
As for the new stuff, can't wait to see it.

I don't really get the role of the producer vs the director's. As a producer, are you involved in the creative aspects of movie-making, or is it just logistics you handle?