limsycutey:


Wishing all my fellow August mamas safe delivery. Britnetstacy, how body, bobo don show face? It is well with you and LO. Amen

Bobo have stuck his hand on his chin and is still staring at me and the father inside ooo saying 'mummy, this place is comfortable oo. How can I come out to a place where my palm oil is 400 naira for a small bottle' ?
Thanks for checking on us

Pretty bumps.

Congrats MumZ and all mamas.

kejibabe:
thank u all. birth story later when am good...baby came through cs

Congrats sis.

what do you think?



A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friends house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be too busy throughout the day in the office, and gave her some money to use as taxi for transport.

He left for the office. The wife took a Taxi to the wedding reception,there she met a fine Girl and they got talking to each other.
Soon they became friends. In the evening when everyone was leaving, the Girl asked the Woman how she was going home. She replied that her husband was too busy in the office to pick her up so she would use a taxi.
The Girl responded; "My boyfriend brought me here and would be coming to pick me up. I just spoke to him on the phone and he's on his way.

Why don't you join me in his car and we would drop you at your house"The woman agreed. A few minutes later, her husband's car arrived. The Girl jumped into the front passengers seat of the car and asked the Woman to sit at the backseat, which she did confused and perturbed. Then the Girl introduced her new friend to her boyfriend. When the man turned around to greet the woman, he recognized her as his wife. Nothing much was said along the way.
He dropped the wife at home first as planned and proceeded to drop the Girl at her house.

The question now is: If you were the wife, what would you do when your husband returns home?

If you were the husband, what would you say to your wife when you return home.

What would u do if you are the wife/husband?

cc: all mothers

MumZ:
My birth story:
Gave birth exatcly 11am 2 d glory of God.
Sorry 4 all d long epistle, won't b doing ny typing 4 a long time. Vigilante mode activated. Tank u.

Congratulations once again Teamie. Thanks for sharing the BIRTH STORY before going mia and on time too. It was an interesting read.
Enjoying bonding with your new bundle of joy from God. Do not also forget some of us your team mates who are still awaiting theirs....

cutestmummy:
Mummy2be is back for her second missionary journey, zaynie, lovinam, ummtwims2,mytestimony,sayoberry,how una dey? Other mama's I salute o

Whoop! Whoop!! Yippee!!! Drum roll pls......... yes o! Congrats sis, so happy for u Hws our big bros doing? to him. We sef dey follow for back, hopefully soon inshaAllaah. We jst took our first 'real' steps last night at 10mths after having been prancing n gallivanting on d sofa for couple of wks now I cld see d joy n pride in dh's smile when he called my attention nodding at his direction that "see Imran" he did it like 3 times nt knowing we were looking I Ws very happy. May they continue to be d coolness of our eyes by God's grace. Amin
Congratulations nancyij, MumZ, kejibabe, n all d other new moms, may God bless ur little ones, keep them growing healthy, strong, n happy inshaAllaah. May we not experience any more losses on this thread. Massive porting frm d ATC thread. Amin

@Maureen, this post strong oo. He is too busy to drop the wife but readily available for a girl friend? Hmmmm, men o men.

BritneyStacy:
My Teamie Mummide , I see you. How your side oo ?

I see u too jare , every every tire me jor. My side dey still waiting for Lo's arrival., have bn reading back since thimking i ll see ur birth alart.......anyways We shall all celebrate at the end

maureensylvia:
what do you think?



A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friends house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be too busy throughout the day in the office, and gave her some money to use as taxi for transport.

He left for the office. The wife took a Taxi to the wedding reception,there she met a fine Girl and they got talking to each other.
Soon they became friends. In the evening when everyone was leaving, the Girl asked the Woman how she was going home. She replied that her husband was too busy in the office to pick her up so she would use a taxi.
The Girl responded; "My boyfriend brought me here and would be coming to pick me up. I just spoke to him on the phone and he's on his way.

Why don't you join me in his car and we would drop you at your house"The woman agreed. A few minutes later, her husband's car arrived. The Girl jumped into the front passengers seat of the car and asked the Woman to sit at the backseat, which she did confused and perturbed. Then the Girl introduced her new friend to her boyfriend. When the man turned around to greet the woman, he recognized her as his wife. Nothing much was said along the way.
He dropped the wife at home first as planned and proceeded to drop the Girl at her house.

The question now is: If you were the wife, what would you do when your husband returns home?

If you were the husband, what would you say to your wife when you return home.

What would u do if you are the wife/husband?

cc: all mothers

Lying gown here eating imaginary puff corn in amazement!

Husband... girlfriend....dropped off.... return........ which kain tori be this one...

So you mean to tell me the car did not spontaneously combust as the wife saw the husband arriving to pick up girlfriend after forming is-too-busy?! ,

the confusion and perturbment that would warrant such calm i am yet to see. and he managed to drive her home...... all three of them in the car and no accident?!

In other news,
I came closer to reality more today. Had a membrane sweep done and pelvic exam done today! Choi. ...forget head knowledge, that procedure was painful and sooooo uncomfortable for me For the first time in my life I had to open legs wide up for a man with so big fingers who wasn't about to bring me any form of pleasure! At first i felt embarassed sef. Mama's wey dey give birth stories, you people haff not been try for us ooo first time mum's ..to tell us that this Vaginal examination is not same thing as dH fingering ooo.
Even sight of delivery suit sef , dey like butcher house! Too many instruments and knives .
My VJay no just gree for my gynae. I was restless. How can you be trying to use such big hands to touch my womb opening . . Naso I go dey close legs after some seconds. He wasn't even telling me sorry. . A midwife was asked to try if I will relax for her. For where? She came in looking so mean. As she dey try push her hand inside, na so I go dey shift my bumbum go backwards. She became impatient. So one angelic midwife walked in and offered to help! Sweet soul!! God bless her for me. She started with soothing and reassuring words! She did it like she knew she was invading another person's body. ..she was talking gently to me and calming me down till she finished and cleaned me up and I heaved a sigh of relief after being soaked in my own sweat! Got up walking like some one who was badly raped !!! Chai....

But one question I will like to ask God if I see him would be, why did he make babies to come out in a place that is meant to be so private when 3different people will chook hands in your private place like no mans business? Why didn't our tummies just open up and release a baby when its time and close back immediately?

Mummide:


I see u too jare , every every tire me jor. My side dey still waiting for Lo's arrival., have bn reading back since thimking i ll see ur birth alart.......anyways We shall all celebrate at the end

Yes ooo my Sister. We will celebrate! !

My sister's
@ dosht
@ Uwani
@ Mumtwins08
@ Mumjb
Any news from your end?
Awaiting your celebrations

*clears throat* ehn ehn, all those mamas that turned #bumpytuesday to #tastytuesday, posting all those orishirishi foodie medemede ; una weldone o, thank God say u can't 'acquire' d calories in food by looking at their pishure
Ma'am Fortius hws our bae doing? We no too see ya break light today. Hp evry1 is good. Regards to d family.
Madam zaynie n my other #oct2015 teamies, sorry I jst checked my mentions. Hw r our cuties dem? Hp we'r warming up for our 1yr bash o Aramide has 7 teeth now, d 8th one jst peeking out. He got d first 2 lower incisors at almost 6mths n everything has been good until smtime last month when we cldn't breastfeed for like 3 days unless he Ws asleep cos he Ws biting me it Ws as if he Ws on a mission to "bite off mommy's t.eats" it wasn't funny o. Dh Ws suggesting weaning already sef n I Ws almost falling into depression cos psychologically I wasn't ready to wean him he wld clench his teeth very tight n i'd be screaming n dragging my poor t.eat out of his jaws n he'd av this look like "what did I do again? " n that broke my hrt evrytime I had to watch him cry himself to sleep b4 I cld nurse him whereas I normally feed on demand. It Ws so terrible I almost wished d teeth away o bt thank God that phase only lasted couple of days n we'r good again I guess he Ws biting cos his gums were itching badly. soo..... what am I saying? Be careful what u ask for o cos at least if they understand "stop it. Dn't bite mommy, OK? Leave mommy's breast" before they start bringing out teeth, then we can both sit down n set sm ground rules to prevent chopping off mommy's n.ipples
No vex o, I sabi write epistle that's Y I usually come in during vigilante when my Commander- in-chief is sleeping

[quote author=BritneyStacy post=48546988]My sister's
@ dosht
@ Uwa.ni
@ Mumtwin.s08
@ Mum.jb
Any news from your end?

I've been induced my sister just waiting for God's perfection. I need prayers mamas Back to peeping mood

BritneyStacy n d rest August mamas, we await ur good news by God's grace. Only small time remain. Enjoy ur last preggy days o, do d remaining little touches here n there b4 d real vigilante starts it wl end in celebration for evry1 inshaAllaah. Amin

dosht:
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I've been induced my sister just waiting for God's perfection. I need prayers mamas
Back to peeping mood

We await d good news. Congrats in advance mama

Thank you ma'am

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God 'll perfect all for you ijn.

BritneyStacy:
In other news,
I came closer to reality more today. Had a membrane sweep done and pelvic exam done today! Choi. ...forget head knowledge, that procedure was painful and sooooo uncomfortable for me For the first time in my life I had to open legs wide up for a man with so big fingers who wasn't about to bring me any form of pleasure! At first i felt embarassed sef. Mama's wey dey give birth stories, you people haff not been try for us ooo first time mum's ..to tell us that this Vaginal examination is not same thing as dH fingering ooo.
Even sight of delivery suit sef , dey like butcher house! Too many instruments and knives .
My VJay no just gree for my gynae. I was restless. How can you be trying to use such big hands to touch my womb opening . . Naso I go dey close legs after some seconds. He wasn't even telling me sorry. . A midwife was asked to try if I will relax for her. For where? She came in looking so mean. As she dey try push her hand inside, na so I go dey shift my bumbum go backwards. She became impatient. So one angelic midwife walked in and offered to help! Sweet soul!! God bless her for me. She started with soothing and reassuring words! She did it like she knew she was invading another person's body. ..she was talking gently to me and calming me down till she finished and cleaned me up and I heaved a sigh of relief after being soaked in my own sweat! Got up walking like some one who was badly raped !!! Chai....

But one question I will like to ask God if I see him would be, why did he make babies to come out in a place that is meant to be so private when 3different people will chook hands in your private place like no mans business? Why didn't our tummies just open up and release a baby when its time and close back immediately?

Sorry dear, na so d thing dey be. It will end in praise ijn

Prettmum, congratulations! The Lord will journey with u.

Pweetiebabe, amen and amen. Sooner than u expect ijn.

Hafsat24, tatacherie, safe06, lioha, iyemomo, hope u r all fine

Pweetiebabe:
Ageless God, I pray to join this thread sooner than I tot with my other sisters from Ttc thread, Am tired of peeping from outside Lord grant me my heart desires in Jesus name (Amen)

Amen

cutestmummy:
Mummy2be is back for her second missionary journey, zaynie, lovinam, ummtwims2,mytestimony,sayoberry,how una dey? Other mama's I salute o

welcome back dearie

Ammy5565:
See us at 21weeks oh.
Shebi dis bump is like 24 abi 26wks as doc said?
Cant be bothered joor #bumpytuesday
Congrats to all d mamas that have ofloaded. Mum britneystacy i await ur good news, this week shall not pass.

buddy,mrs worry worry is your second name.this your bump aiint big atall,me think is just perfect for 21weeks preggy..nice bump thou

@britneystacey, only 3 hands and you don type plenty like this? Expect more hands in your private place. I can't recount how many hand invaded my privacy the 2 days I spent in d labour ward, from insertion of cytotec to checking if cervix is effaced, to breaking of water and to checking the progress of dilation. Both male and female doctors, nurses, different hand sizes especially the male doctors with correct strong hands. Even after I born finish, na so I dey open d jajaina for dressing and checking every 2 days till d tear heal. The person that checked today won't be d person to check tomorrow. Initially, I felt abused, right now I no get shame again. That place is only private before u get belle
But worry not, it's worth the stress. it's definitely gonna end in praise. e-hugs dearie

BritneyStacy:

Hope you don't take the liver very often. High consumption of it in pregnancy is not recommended because it has a high content of vitamin A. Vitamin A in high doses is harmful to babies in the womb.

I dont o.
Just sometimes when i feel like.
N most times i end up puking it out.

My body has a way of rejecting some foods i consider harmful . This even happens b4 i know its harmful in pregnancy.

Ewudu prepared outside... i will puke n puke
Mangos in early pregnancy. .. i hated myself.
Red meat... no go area.

From d beans, i just had 2 tiny pieces..... like 2 cubes...lol dh ate d rest.

I know about retinol or wat ya man call it?
I was even bent on avioding it totally until that lagos state antenatal book book said liver is good thats when i started cheating small small.

Thanks so much love

@esof1

I just had a good laugh this morning.
So i read it out 4 dh n d man is laughing too n asking if its d same thing i will go through.... lol

Initially, I felt abused, right now I no get shame again. That place is only private before u get belle

Prettmum..... lets pop champagne......
Chio.
So so happy 4 u.
We bless God.

Me too have that lone pad looking at me n me sef is looking at it like i no see am. Lol

Congratulations dearie.

iomoge2:
@esof1

I just had a good laugh this morning.
So i read it out 4 dh n d man is laughing too n asking if its d same thing i will go through.... lol

My sister, foreign hand must enter jajaina as long as na pikin mata.

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Don't worry Sis. It will end well for you and the rest of us....Go and bring forth your baby !

esof1:
@britneystacey, only 3 hands and you don type plenty like this? Expect more hands in your private place. I can't recount how many hand invaded my privacy the 2 days I spent in d labour ward, from insertion of cytotec to checking if cervix is effaced, to breaking of water and to checking the progress of dilation. Both male and female doctors, nurses, different hand sizes especially the male doctors with correct strong hands. Even after I born finish, na so I dey open d jajaina for dressing and checking every 2 days till d tear heal. The person that checked today won't be d person to check tomorrow. Initially, I felt abused, right now I no get shame again. That place is only private before u get belle
But worry not, it's worth the stress. it's definitely gonna end in praise. e-hugs dearie

Omo , those 3hands already no funny ooo. . They are so accustomed to the checking and they didn't seem to make it look like anything serious sef. ..they made it look like some one who was looking for his or her phone in their OWN handbag and not a stranger's handbag no iota of respect for the place

iomoge2:


I dont o.
Just sometimes when i feel like.
N most times i end up puking it out.



Thanks so much love

You are welcome

UmmTwins2:
BritneyStacy n d rest August mamas, we await ur good news by God's grace. Only small time remain. Enjoy ur last preggy days o, do d remaining little touches here n there b4 d real vigilante starts :Din

Thank you Sis