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That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 11:54am On Aug 21, 2016
So a few months after my boyfriend broke up with me, I bumped into him at a restaurant!

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Oh no!

He was with one hot babe, looking happy and satisfied!

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Can you imagine?
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 11:58am On Aug 21, 2016
Meanwhile I had been crying day and night

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As if somebody died!

Eating every and anything edible.

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Kai!
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 12:01pm On Aug 21, 2016
And generally behaving like the world had come to an end.

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What is this world without love?

After seeing him looking so happy and satisfied I decided to change.

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If he can move on, so can I!
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 12:03pm On Aug 21, 2016
So the first thing I decided to do was join a gym.

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And become the hottest babe in Nigeria!

When I got there I saw so many men looking delicious.

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Hulks everywhere!
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 12:06pm On Aug 21, 2016
I decided I must impress them by force, by fire.

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Yes oh

So first I spent some time stretching.

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Before muscle pull would come and finish me on one machine.
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by chris2face(m): 12:14pm On Aug 21, 2016
Continue am right behind u
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by adexlamex(m): 12:29pm On Aug 21, 2016
I dey your side, kwonteanew
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by raebox: 12:49pm On Aug 21, 2016
hunhun.....I'm coming first. lemme go and come
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 6:36pm On Aug 21, 2016
Right after that, I got on a treadmill.

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To run from my problems.

After a leisurely 3 minute stroll, I decided to increase the speed and incline.

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Because I’m the baddest babe.
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 6:39pm On Aug 21, 2016
After 2 minutes and 11 second, I was like:

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Hayyy I have entered one chance.

After 2 minutes and 53 seconds I was like:

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Somebody please help me.
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 6:41pm On Aug 21, 2016
By the time I got to 3 minutes and 5 seconds I knew I had to stop:

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It’s all over oh!

People of God that is how I fell on the treadmill oh!

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See shame oh!
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 7:03pm On Aug 21, 2016
All of a sudden I was surrounded by a few of the gym hunks, who had rushed over to see if I was okay.

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Hmm could this be my silver lining?

One of them said "you should really take it easy if you haven't done this before".

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Uncle is that what we are talking about now?
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 7:08pm On Aug 21, 2016
I even heard a few laughing.

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Will this shame never end?

When I finally stood up, I saw my ex staring right at me! shocked shocked

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HAYYYYYYYY!What is this one doing here?
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 7:11pm On Aug 21, 2016
Before I could collapse from shame all over again I hobbled out of that place.

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Na wa oh!

I have never gone back to that gym.

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So that they can point and laugh at me abi?
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 7:13pm On Aug 21, 2016
And I blame it on that my useless ex boyfriend.

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Wretched guy!

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Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 7:14pm On Aug 21, 2016
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Food has done and let's get the party started kiss
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by Coyotejack(m): 8:53pm On Aug 21, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin well-done
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by Sayelabola(m): 7:51am On Aug 22, 2016
Lesson: never try too hard to do a thing to impress someone; and in whatever you trying to do, clear your mind off taking a revenge.

In R Kelly's voice....you better be careful what you're doing to me, cos it might turn around on U.
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by Evakinqz: 1:21pm On Aug 24, 2016
Nice one bro, you murdered it. .
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by Nobody: 6:35pm On Aug 24, 2016
Oooo y is dis thread too sweet

Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by SmathGate(m): 11:04am On Aug 25, 2016
snezBaba:
I decided I must impress them by force, by fire.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/yasss-yes-yaaasss.gif

Yes oh

So first I spent some time stretching.

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Before muscle pull would come and finish me on one machine.
I can't really control my blood pressure whenever is pisures like this
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by Horlufemi(m): 9:46am On Aug 29, 2016
grin I don fall from chair o
Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by oyindare(m): 10:56am On Aug 29, 2016
Good one...Bleep all my ex's I don't miss u
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