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| That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 11:54am On Aug 21, 2016 |
So a few months after my boyfriend broke up with me, I bumped into him at a restaurant! https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/giphy.gif Oh no! He was with one hot babe, looking happy and satisfied! https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nollywood-meme-dinner.jpg Can you imagine? |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 11:58am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Meanwhile I had been crying day and night https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sad-crying-zikoko.gif As if somebody died! Eating every and anything edible. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/plates-of-food.jpg Kai! |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 12:01pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
And generally behaving like the world had come to an end. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/die.jpg What is this world without love? After seeing him looking so happy and satisfied I decided to change. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/IMG_6233.jpg If he can move on, so can I! |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 12:03pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
So the first thing I decided to do was join a gym. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/imgres-5.jpg And become the hottest babe in Nigeria! When I got there I saw so many men looking delicious. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/images.jpg Hulks everywhere! |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 12:06pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
I decided I must impress them by force, by fire. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/yasss-yes-yaaasss.gif Yes oh So first I spent some time stretching. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Stretching-.gif Before muscle pull would come and finish me on one machine. |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by chris2face(m): 12:14pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Continue am right behind u |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by adexlamex(m): 12:29pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
I dey your side, kwonteanew |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by raebox: 12:49pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
hunhun.....I'm coming first. lemme go and come |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 6:36pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Right after that, I got on a treadmill. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Treadmill-Simpsons.gif To run from my problems. After a leisurely 3 minute stroll, I decided to increase the speed and incline. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/url-6.jpg Because I’m the baddest babe. |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 6:39pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
After 2 minutes and 11 second, I was like: https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/try-not-cry-e1469531249414.jpg Hayyy I have entered one chance. After 2 minutes and 53 seconds I was like: https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tired.jpeg Somebody please help me. |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 6:41pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
By the time I got to 3 minutes and 5 seconds I knew I had to stop: https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/200_s-2.gif It’s all over oh! People of God that is how I fell on the treadmill oh! https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/treadmill-exercise-fail.gif See shame oh! |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 7:03pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
All of a sudden I was surrounded by a few of the gym hunks, who had rushed over to see if I was okay. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/kids-running.jpg Hmm could this be my silver lining? One of them said "you should really take it easy if you haven't done this before". https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/so-what-ehen.png Uncle is that what we are talking about now? |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 7:08pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
I even heard a few laughing. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/shame-.gif Will this shame never end? When I finally stood up, I saw my ex staring right at me! https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/davido-crying.jpg HAYYYYYYYY!What is this one doing here? |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 7:11pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Before I could collapse from shame all over again I hobbled out of that place. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/running-away.gif Na wa oh! I have never gone back to that gym. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/No-.gif So that they can point and laugh at me abi? |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 7:13pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
And I blame it on that my useless ex boyfriend. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/funke-akindele-eye-roll.jpg Wretched guy! Property of Zikoko.com© |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba(op): 7:14pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
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| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by Coyotejack(m): 8:53pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
well-done |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by Sayelabola(m): 7:51am On Aug 22, 2016 |
Lesson: never try too hard to do a thing to impress someone; and in whatever you trying to do, clear your mind off taking a revenge. In R Kelly's voice....you better be careful what you're doing to me, cos it might turn around on U. |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by Evakinqz: 1:21pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
Nice one bro, you murdered it. . |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by Nobody: 6:35pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
Oooo y is dis thread too sweet
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| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by SmathGate(m): 11:04am On Aug 25, 2016 |
snezBaba:I can't really control my blood pressure whenever is pisures like this |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by Horlufemi(m): 9:46am On Aug 29, 2016 |
I don fall from chair o |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by oyindare(m): 10:56am On Aug 29, 2016 |
Good one...Bleep all my ex's I don't miss u |
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