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I won’t say am a saint in this because I do the ignore too but that’s just the plain truth and trust me have got reasons like valid ones..
Here we go
1. Fake Identity;
You see a guy’s request on social media especially that Facebook with a celebrity picture as dp or cover photo and then you go to check the real profile only to see him snapping in front of canal or taking shots on the highway with half bottle of star.
Really guys ? Really? To what end
2. Silly compliments;
You see comments like “as I see you I see the moon and the stars” Bro it’s daytime now.
“You are my sun in the midst of the storm ” like seriously ? At least get a literature book and recite your lines.
3. Sending pictures without being asked;
Guys seriously if you do this you need to top up your game like that’s the height of low self esteem, especially when the pictures come with terrible backgrounds honestly don’t expect a lady to answer you.
4. Funny Names:
You gets a notification and it’s a message from “Dope Nigga sh*t ” oh !! What a name.
Such a name is a big turn off and for me personally I don’t fancy guys who don’t spell out their names correctly. You spell shola as shawler or David as Daywhvid. It shows unseriousness in most cases.
5. Proud Guys;
You gets a message like ” Hello pretty am chatting with you with my iPhone6″ like seriously thats too childish or some immediately you reply Hi back they start telling you their history and life achievements so far and I will just be like “Guy what’s the driving force behind this epistles” one annoying thing about this set of guys is that they turn insulting all of a sudden if you don’t reply them. Well who really cares? Lol.
6. Profs in English Language;
Okay this ones are just damn funny…. you see mesages like “thanks for the acceptance offered” “your acceptance is my delight ” or those that will go ahead to send pictures of Mr Bean giving acceptance speech. Really

Lol.... This is so true!

Everybody want to create a thread

Slimflame:
Everybody want to create a thread

who is holding you not to create yours? Pls park one side

thecatch:
who is holding you not to create yours? Pls park one side

beta i dont create dan to create irrelevant thread lyk urz...my 2 yrold sis cnt tink of creatin dat dumb tin

6 REASONS WHY IS IT NOT GOOD TO SMOKE OSOGBO WEED BEFORE CREATING A TOPIC

1- it makes one to think that he is typing the right thing, not knowing that it is not the person that is typing, it is the weed that is typing

2- osogbo weed gives one the inspiration to type rubbish

3- osogbo weed makes one to feel on top of the world, you see visions and start typing not knowing that those visions are not in existence, but you just have to type it anyway, because it is the osogbo weed that is speaking

4- osogbo weed takes control of the person's life, the person starts acting mad in the thread he creates, people will start thinking that the person is running mad already, not knowing that it is the power of the weed

5- osogbo weed can stop a person's progress, instead of the person to create a better topic, he ends up creating a foolish topic, thats the power of the weed

6- osogbo weed destroys the plans that God have for that person, when a person creates a topic with osogbo weed in his system, the person who suppose to bless him with 500,000 for creating a topic will end up crying

add yours...

Slimflame:
beta i dont create dan to create irrelevant thread lyk urz...my 2 yrold sis cnt tink of creatin dat dumb tin

; Now I c were ur problem lies. U are one of dudes . Sorry OOO

thecatch:
I won’t say am a saint in this because I do the ignore too but that’s just the plain truth and trust me have got reasons like valid ones..
Here we go
1. Fake Identity;
You see a guy’s request on social media especially that Facebook with a celebrity picture as dp or cover photo and then you go to check the real profile only to see him snapping in front of canal or taking shots on the highway with half bottle of star.
Really guys ? Really? To what end
2. Silly compliments;
You see comments like “as I see you I see the moon and the stars” Bro it’s daytime now.
“You are my sun in the midst of the storm ” like seriously ? At least get a literature book and recite your lines.
3. Sending pictures without being asked;
Guys seriously if you do this you need to top up your game like that’s the height of low self esteem.

and who cares if they ignore or not? infact, who are these people called ladies? looks like am confused. ladies, girls can go f**k themselves.

thread like this is the reason our young dudes fools themselves on social media trying to impress these ladies


truth is, real dude are not here to impress any lady

so we careless if they ignore out comments or not

Slimflame:
Everybody want to create a thread

like seriously,you deserve #100 for this

Hmmm

This might reach FP cos I no understanding of Nairaland again

Abeg who get cold water for there?

thecatch:
I won’t say am a saint in this because I do the ignore too but that’s just the plain truth and trust me have got reasons like valid ones..
Here we go
1. Fake Identity;
You see a guy’s request on social media especially that Facebook with a celebrity picture as dp or cover photo and then you go to check the real profile only to see him snapping in front of canal or taking shots on the highway with half bottle of star.
Really guys ? Really? To what end
2. Silly compliments;
You see comments like “as I see you I see the moon and the stars” Bro it’s daytime now.
“You are my sun in the midst of the storm ” like seriously ? At least get a literature book and recite your lines.
3. Sending pictures without being asked;
Guys seriously if you do this you need to top up your game like that’s the height of low self esteem, especially when the pictures come with terrible backgrounds honestly don’t expect a lady to answer you.
4. Funny Names:
You gets a notification and it’s a message from “Dope Nigga sh*t ” oh !! What a name.
Such a name is a big turn off and for me personally I don’t fancy guys who don’t spell out their names correctly. You spell shola as shawler or David as Daywhvid. It shows unseriousness in most cases.
5. Proud Guys;
You gets a message like ” Hello pretty am chatting with you with my iPhone6″ like seriously thats too childish or some immediately you reply Hi back they start telling you their history and life achievements so far and I will just be like “Guy what’s the driving force behind this epistles” one annoying thing about this set of guys is that they turn insulting all of a sudden if you don’t reply them. Well who really cares? Lol.
6. Profs in English Language;
Okay this ones are just damn funny…. you see mesages like “thanks for the acceptance offered” “your acceptance is my delight ” or those that will go ahead to send pictures of Mr Bean giving acceptance speech. Really

I neva thank my mama finish, na one yeye girl I go come thank
That's the worst thing to do
Why will a guy thank someone for friend's request

@no. 5, people actually do that? ..like seriously?