*A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:*
*Name: GIRL*
*Symbol: GL*
*Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.*
*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:*
*1. Boils at any time,*
*2. Melts when handled* *with love and care.*
*3. Very bitter when mishandled.*
*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:*
*1. Very reactive,*
*2. Highly unstable,*
*3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.*
*NATURE:*
*1. Money reducing agent.*
*2. Volatile when left alone.*
*OCCURRENCE:*
*Mostly found in front of the mirrors.*
*Other properties includes:
*1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area.*
*2. Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy Tabs.*
*3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction.*
*4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.*
*5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature 100,000 degrees naira

I see. . . .

If this shiit makes front page, I will turn to Fulani herdsman and do the usual .



It doesn't even worth a back page .


so senseless and waste of thread ..

ojnnaco:
I see. . . .

If this shiit makes front page, I will turn to Fulani herdsman and do the usual .



It doesn't even worth a back page .


so senseless and waste of thread ..

just like ur name abi? dey there make pant dey wear u.

Yea! The Chemistry of womanology

Men must be the worst element in new periodic table

Cathypeggy:
*A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:*
*Name: GIRL*
*Symbol: GL*
*Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.*
*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:*
*1. Boils at any time,*
*2. Melts when handled* *with love and care.*
*3. Very bitter when mishandled.*
*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:*
*1. Very reactive,*
*2. Highly unstable,*
*3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.*
*NATURE:*
*1. Money reducing agent.*
*2. Volatile when left alone.*
*OCCURRENCE:*
*Mostly found in front of the mirrors.*
*Other properties includes:
*1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area.*
*2. Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy Tabs.*
*3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction.*
*4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.*
*5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature 100,000 degrees naira

Girl u make sense

Cathypeggy:
just like ur name abi? dey there make pant dey wear u.

I tire oooo.
Like say na final exams

youngkhid:
Girl u make sense

Thank u dear