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I sincerely hope you aren't this dumb?

it is finished





R I P IN ADVANCE BRO

Ewooool edo women op u are gone.. If nah Esan land u dey op go and beg her oooo. Ekpoma and uromi people fear them ooo. I was there nah God save me oooo. Go and beg her if not your parents effort will be in vain..

make them start to dey buy beans for akara for your wake keeping Edo you no even fear self, people wen dey enter italy without visa

abokibuhari:
it is finished




R I P IN ADVANCE BRO

completely finished

Jesu Christi....if you are a Corper I give up. Please make sure you return your certificate to your institution within 48 hours. You can't stand before God with an evidence that you cheated to get your degree.

you left the purpose for which you came to that village to be fvcking around and call it adventure? when that which you are afraid of or some other negative occurrence happens to you now, you will start blaming God

Prevention is better than cure

And he said he is a graduate no wonder companies dont employ our graduate anymore, if a graduate write like this then i give up... No future 4 the Nigerian youths

Are you sure you are a Corper? Your English can make her to deal with you

You have done well son


expect your trophy soon

smithsydny:
Ewooool edo women op u are gone.. If nah Esan land u dey op go and beg her oooo. Ekpoma and uromi people fear them ooo. I was there nah God save me oooo. Go and beg her if not your parents effort will be in vain..

bro, she told me she is froom esan north ooohh... Mehn my heart is beating 10x in a seconds right now

all oof you saying bla bla bla about the write up. if you are in my current predicament, you will know that english is not our first laguage

chubbyswit:
you left the purpose for which you came to that village to be fvcking around and call it adventure? when that which you are afraid of or some other negative occurrence happens to you now, you will start blaming God

bros if you are in my shoe, you will do same or even more than..
But am regretting my actions now

Cokacola:
bro, she told me she is froom esan north ooohh... Mehn my heart is beating 10x in a seconds right now

Esan women Ahhhhhhh... I dated one ooo. She threaten me ehh. I use pray folow am oooo. She hear say i dey go sabbath church she just cool. Kai. The way out is just be calm bring her in talk too her beg her. Dey onlow leave other gals if u know say she dey around. Do quick run from there oo.. Evil land

rheether:
I sincerely hope you aren't this dumb?

i hope so too

How did you manage to graduate with such grammer?

Well I'm a professional Cateria, you may need my services at your burial. RIP in advance

IamLEGEND1:
RUN!!
and by 'RUN',I don't mean leave the village..... jet out to another country, India preferably. Their jazz for that place strong gan.
Edo witches no dey operate for there.

hahahahahahahaha u r funny!

What would be your gain if you partake in all the fun in that Village and loses your soul? Or what shall you give in exchange for your soul? Kitty-kat doesn't worth your beautiful soul, it worth no Soul either.
Apologize in a respectful, loving and in a truly Repented manner so that you don't step on Toes that doesn't worth it.
Repent from that wrong mindset that you've had so that those minute-to-minute pleasure don't destroy and ruin your valuable Life.
Shalom!

Fear not the great U. Bolt junior, I'm assuring you that nothing is going to happen to your life, but the lady may only decided to shut your weapon of mass destruction off for good, so fear know more.

smithsydny:
Esan women Ahhhhhhh... I dated one ooo. She threaten me ehh. I use pray folow am oooo. She hear say i dey go sabbath church she just cool. Kai. The way out is just be calm bring her in talk too her beg her. Dey onlow leave other gals if u know say she dey around. Do quick run from there oo.. Evil land

mhen, i have trying her just to beg oooh, she noooo even pick, have used moore than three sim to call self

Rayfield:
What would be your gain if you partake in all the fun in that Village and loses your soul? Or what shall you give in exchange for your soul? Kitty-kat doesn't worth your beautiful soul, it worth no Soul either.
Apologize in a respectful, loving and in a truly Repented manner so that you don't step on Toes that doesn't worth it.
Repent from that wrong mindset that you've had so that those minute-to-minute pleasure don't destroy and ruin your valuable Life.
Shalom!

thanks for your time!

mercichoco:
How did you manage to graduate with such grammer?

Well I'm a professional Cateria, you may need my services at your burial. RIP in advance

how are yoou sure that i will die before you??
Anyway shaa, my dad is also a cofffin caver, just incase you too will be needing his service soonest

Cokacola:
mhen, i have trying her just to beg oooh, she noooo even pick, have used moore than three sim to call self

stay on a low forget other babes ooo. No call again. Just do watin carry u go there. She will come around. But no fu#k her ooo. Leave Esan gals oo

IamLEGEND1:
RUN!!
and by 'RUN',I don't mean leave the village..... jet out to another country, India preferably. Their jazz for that place strong gan.
Edo witches no dey operate for there.

omo, fear hold me till now.. I remember a fellow corper gisting us about how he flogged a female student and she promised to flog him back the dude say he chop cane for dream for one week

smithsydny:
stay on a low forget other babes ooo. No call again. Just do watin carry u go there. She will come around. But no fu#k her ooo. Leave Esan gals oo

thanks for your time bro

It's slightly funny bro, I served in Edo too(2015A) and I must admit they are as fetish as any ethnic group in Nigeria, they just choose to always flunt" theirs.Some corpers once brought in a girl to the staff room who said she wasn't performing well in her academics because she was a princess, the "gullible" corper kept on asking questions from the lady, I just smiled where I sat.It also happened that I met a certain young lady by chance who told me certain things about myself and finished the discussion by drawing the pattern to my Android phone when I tried to tease her saying she was just lucky in her guessing streaks.(am telling you all this so that you would know that this world is indeed spiritual)she later told me to inform her if anyone tried rubbish with me.My advice for you is that you should pray, confess the word of God, change your ways from now, and be kind to people from now.Infact tell her to forgive you but don't count on it.prayer has never failed

Cokacola:
bros if you are in my shoe, you will do same or even more than..
But am regretting my actions now

no I won't you know why? wisdom and self control

nah u cnt b a corper

Cokacola:
how are yoou sure that i will die before you??
Anyway shaa, my dad is also a cofffin caver, just incase you too will be needing his service soonest

Hahaha, Bravo! Well i won't, for now. Your dad must be very crafty, I hope he has made a very big coffin for you and your village girlfriends?