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How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by soberdrunk(m): 1:05pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
Guys here are some tips on how to spot a runs girl in Portharcourt: 1) The minute she tells you am a "student" in 'Uniport' or "Ust" and she mentions one very 'weird' course you haven't heard before E.g 'heritage studies', "democratic Economics', 'spiritual relations', your runs girl alarm should start beeping 2) HER PHONES: Once she tells you she is a student, the next thing you should check is her phones. Pay close attention to the following sub categories: a) Student with Iphone 5 and below- 20% chance of being a runs girl b) Student with Iphone 6 alone---50% chance of being a runs girl c) Student with Iphone 6 and medium techo----70% chance of being a runs girl d) Student with Iphone6 plus Samsung S6 plus medium techno------99% chance of of being a "confirmed" Runs girl, the 1% chance is her having rich parents or relatives or an extremely generous boyfriend..... 3) HER HANDBAG: This Is another way to spot a Ph runs babe", they favor big handbags That can carry their "mobile toiletries" like towel, slippers, shower cap, another fresh pair of clothes, makeup etc. If You invite any girl in Portharcourt to your place without prior arrangements of a 'sleepover' and You spot the aforementioned items in her bags, You runs girl alarms should Start blowing.... 4) HER PRESENT LOCATION: Portharcourt runs girls are 'almost' always at their friends place in "Gra" or "Orazi", If every time You call and ask where she is and she says "am at my friends place at gra or Orazi" my brother you fit don dey play 4 FC Runs girls 5) If you tell her to come over and she says "Am waiting for my 'CABMAN'! This is the 'holy grail' of 'Runsgalism' in Portharcourt, every runs girl in Ph has a 'Cabman' 6) If you want to take her on a date and she keeps avoiding "popular" joints then You should be worried because You Just might be a customer and she doesnt want You to meet her other customers because its bad for business. For example she says something like "i dont like beerbarn because it is always rowdy" abeg which joint was opened to be empty? 7) This might seem irrelevant but if she knows all the good sharwamah spots You should also be worried because the official runs girl food is 'sharwamah' If she doesnt introduce You to her friends, This Is also a red flag because runs girls have been known to snatch customers from each other so they have become very protective of their customers(PS-YOU MIGHT BE A CUSTOMER AND WONT EVEN KNOW, TOPIC FOR ANOTHER DAY) 9) SHE IS NEVER AT HOME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT: This Is a very major sign hence the capital letters, if You call her every friday and she always has one excuse or the other for not being at home then its very likely You have yourself a "runs girl" 10) If You take her to the club and "THE BOUNCERS" know her, Sopoona oooooooo! This Is 'hardcore' proof That she is a 'confirmed' 'stamped' and 'certified' runs girl, if You do not believe 1-9 You cannot doubt This one because every "Guy" man in Portharcourt knows the bouncers in clubs have the 'full', "complete", "uncompromised" database of all the runs girls in the state... PS- "RUNS GIRL" and "ASHAWO" are not the same as some of You like to argue, unless You are trying to tell me That "DSS" and "NIGERIAN POLICE" are the same thing, ABEG ABEG!!! SHOE GET SIZE!!!! shoutout to areaboy! 6 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by HungerBAD: 1:06pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
To the OP. You have a lot of points here. But why are there too much runs girls in PH? Port Harcourt is one of the few places I have visited in my life where they have absolutely no respect for ladies there. And the reason is,3 out of every 5 PH girl is into runs,and so very difficult even knowing who is not into it,and all get disrespected anyway. PH girls and runs are like (somebody put that President Zuma picture pls)twins. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by naijaboiy: 1:09pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
Okay |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by ladyF(f): 1:13pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
Ermmm.... please how do we spot the runs boys? |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by Nobody: 1:15pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
Slyisaac is this true? |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by Nobody: 1:15pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
Men I love dat reply to d pic....cos u av a bf then he must buy u tooth brush sef ur papa die abi ur hand break to make money?naija girls screaming I love beyonce I love rihanna if those girls sit down 4 man dem 4 reach where dem dey? 1 Like |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by Nobody: 1:17pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
I see!!!!! the purpose of this post is to alert people on their "obvious" attributes like everyone isnt aware! and where did you get your stats from! someone's poorly researched publication most of your copied points are vague! and who are you to judge? whats your business? i wont allow my blood to do it but you don't know the background of most of these girls, some have no family, this is all they can do to survive! throwing stones because you cant afford them #soakaway brain 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by knightnemesis: 1:35pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
2BB4CB3E:they will ignore you like always try to figure out "WHY" 4 Likes |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by Smellymouth: 1:36pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by Nobody: 1:43pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
knightnemesis:i have no idea what you are talking about! |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by BeeBeeOoh(m): 1:45pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
HungerBAD:I know what you like & am at your service.. 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by Nobody: 1:46pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
Ph my home.
Our Ncan south south HQ is very xpensive ooo |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by firstking01(m): 1:47pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
As a full blooded ph born, i whole heartedly concur with the op....make your legs no just carry you reach baracuda, casablanca or any night club for GRA, unless except you get land to sale...we know these girls when we see them and we dey avoid em like ebola patients. 4 Likes |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by Nobody: 2:01pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:lol firstking01 has cleared the air |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by knightnemesis: 2:01pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
2BB4CB3E:alright! I pray you have. anyway, its cool, hope you having a great day? |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by knightnemesis: 2:03pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
firstking01:you know go rest if you never call that name my vicinity, every girl is a hoe |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by Nobody: 2:05pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
knightnemesis:what da fuc!!! breathes!!!!!! why do you guys like tempting me on this forum! |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by bash4us(m): 2:05pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
2BB4CB3E: Confirmed, Stamped, Sealed PH Runz gal Spotted Why using your BBM PIN no as your moniker instead of your name or alias? 3 Likes |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by Nobody: 2:09pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
slyIsaac: What abt in ur point of view? Is there a Hoe Street in ur area? |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by firstking01(m): 2:14pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
knightnemesis:Your vici wetin , hmmm, that means you dey see things breh |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by Mikocake(m): 2:15pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
iate them? 1 Like
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Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by knightnemesis: 2:17pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
firstking01:hahahahah I swear our gate man bleep pass an average nairalander for here no joke I dey see buh, I gass maintain my lane na |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by knightnemesis: 2:17pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
Mikocake:cheap bro |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by knightnemesis: 2:19pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
2BB4CB3E:did i ? How,when? |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by Nobody: 2:20pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
bash4us:its not my pin mr man!!! |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by BlackMbakara1(m): 2:23pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
Op i concur with you...u know every. lol Especially Blinks or Playhouse bouncers know them very well |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by Mikocake(m): 2:24pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
knightnemesis:being cheap is relative...what Mr A sees as cheap might not be the same to Mr B...like how much? |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by firstking01(m): 2:26pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
knightnemesis:Hehehehehe, enjoy. |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by Nobody: 2:27pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:of course!... lots of em... but i wouldnt know na... |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by bash4us(m): 2:30pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
2BB4CB3E: Its surely another phone you have. You guyz cant keep just a phone |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by Nobody: 2:31pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
bash4us:wait ...... am not a chick! what are you saying? |
Re: How To Spot A "Runs" Babe, Portharcourt Edition! by knightnemesis: 2:35pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
Mikocake:don't know cause i don't patronize come down and make enquiries for your self |
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