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Google is the best search engine with an alexa rank of 1 which make its products must use for every web users.

Google was offline for minitues some years back and we don't pray it happen again.

Only a few can stand google fold up now.

Let's take a look at hilarious things that will happen if google fold up


1.People will search for google alternatives on thesame google that is offline

2.Nairaland will turn to african best search engine and its traffic will fall by 40% and rise again by 80%

3.Bloggers will not eat for days because of their hanged revenue with adsense

4.Feedburner will no longer forward any damn newsletter to your mail

5.Your gmail friends and family is all but gone

6.Many will blame buhari for it

7.Bing visitors and ask.com will increase by 90%

8.Facebook will top alexa ranking

9.Youtube freaks will start staying tuned to their Tv

10.Students will start failing since their is no google search to dub for projects

11.Opera users will hold a party for google downfall

12.Many will search for how to convert from blogger to wordpress


13.Those google deleted their website's indexed pages will mock googgle Team

14.Those who google adsense failed to accept will mock those who their revenue was hanged

15.Google is your friend will turn to bing is your friend

16.Playstore addicts will start heading back to waptrick and other top app downloading store


17.Linda ikeji blog will be gone and a downgraded celebrity blogger will takeover since most celebrity bloggers hate wordpress

18.Annoying users that search for over 300keywords per day on google without noting the url of a website will be purnished

19.Google chrome addicts users will change to safari and firefox

20.You won't be able to optimize the performance of your webpage again since google pages speed tool is gone

21.Nothing lhke google webmasers tools again

21.Nothing lhke google webmasers tools again

22.You that love travelling using google maps to trace locations,you will start locking your self inside your house

23.No google analytics again and this will affect wordpress users majorly,na to start using simple hits counter surepass

24.Online translating may be lost since google translator will be down

25.Google+ that made it easy for you to to read news,check profiles,meet friends will be gone

26.Alexa bots will no longer have to over work crawling google massive hit

27.Webmasters that created site for google products like gainadsenseapproval.com will be at loss

28. Media house won't rest reporting google fold up

29.Many will get to know that there are alternatives to adsense,feedsburner e.t.c.

30.Many will get to know that there is a site http://techinfo.com.ng that publish Tech news as at when due and to comment and show appreciation on the blog

mokoshalb:
I believe it will affect wp as well...

techinfong:
Sure bro but ng blogger go feel am pass

Ishopbest:
Imagine life without Google

techinfong:
Sure bro but na blogger go feel am pass


Lalasticlala

DozieInc:
where was google in 1960.

donziller:
nobody go shout lalasticlala again