weirdestbruv:
Some 100,000+ people will become unemployed.

100,000+ ? No, MILLIONS will become unemployed do you know how many people earn their living from uploading videos on YouTube alone??

Its not Funny at all o

well.. Where there is a will there is a way.



Man will survive through other means.

techinfong:


source : http://techinfo.com.ng/2016/08/30/30-things-that-will-happen-if-google-fold-up/

When Google fold up, many will be like and we can't google to know what happened to Google?

autolearner:
1.[s]People will search for google alternatives on the same google that is offline[/s] How do you search on what is offline?

2.[s]Nairaland will turn to african best search engine and its traffic will fall by 40% and rise again by 80%[/s] You missed the word Facebook

4.[s]Feedburner will no longer forward any damn newsletter to your mail [/s] Who still gets disturbed by feedburner these days.. you don't have an active spam filter?

5.[s]Your gmail friends and family is all but gone[/s] who again keeps active network on gmail?

6. Many will blame buhari for it You just thought like a typical half-baked Nigerian.

7. [s]Bing visitors and ask.com will increase by 90%[/s] Ultimately...but you are missing Yahoo search!

9. [s]Youtube freaks will start staying tuned to their Tv[/s] Is Youtube the only video sharing site your techblog knows?

10. [s]Students will start failing since their is no google search to dub for projects[/s] Wikipedia, Yahoo e.t.c will come through

[s]11.Opera users will hold a party for google downfall[/s] You mean IE & Firefox as Opera has not had not more than 2.6% of market share since 2003.

15.[s]Google is your friend will turn to bing is your friend[/s] Bing is never friends with anybody and would never be. Allow that sink in!

16. [s]Playstore addicts will start heading back to waptrick and other top app downloading store[/s] You speak so 19th century? Waptrick? Really!?

17. [s]Linda ikeji blog will be gone and a downgraded celebrity blogger will takeover since most celebrity bloggers hate wordpress[/s] The Linda is bigger than Blogger itself already!

23. [s]No google analytics again and this will affect wordpress users majorly,na to start using simple hits counter surepass[/s] Google Analytics isn't even the best professional analytical tools of choice. So.......
24. [s]Online translating may be lost since google translator will be down[/s] Crawl out of that damn hole you are man..

25. [s]Google+ that made it easy for you to to read news,check profiles,meet friends will be gone[/s] Really??!!??

30. [s]Many will get to know that there is a site http://techinfo.com.ng that publish Tech news as at when due and to comment and show appreciation on the blog[/s] So you clearly agree you won't get known till Google folds up!?

You're too serious, I bet u didn't read the title

AnonyNymous:


100,000+ ? No, MILLIONS will become unemployed do you know how many people earn their living from uploading videos on YouTube alone??

goshen26:

100k Ke....talk 100m+

Yeah right! I was being careful with figures so it doesn't look like I'm exaggerating

Abi o

udemzy101:


You're too serious, I bet u didn't read the title

autolearner:
1.[s]People will search for google alternatives on the same google that is offline[/s] How do you search on what is offline?

2.[s]Nairaland will turn to african best search engine and its traffic will fall by 40% and rise again by 80%[/s] You missed the word Facebook

4.[s]Feedburner will no longer forward any damn newsletter to your mail [/s] Who still gets disturbed by feedburner these days.. you don't have an active spam filter?

5.[s]Your gmail friends and family is all but gone[/s] who again keeps active network on gmail?

6. Many will blame buhari for it You just thought like a typical half-baked Nigerian.

7. [s]Bing visitors and ask.com will increase by 90%[/s] Ultimately...but you are missing Yahoo search!

9. [s]Youtube freaks will start staying tuned to their Tv[/s] Is Youtube the only video sharing site your techblog knows?

10. [s]Students will start failing since their is no google search to dub for projects[/s] Wikipedia, Yahoo e.t.c will come through

[s]11.Opera users will hold a party for google downfall[/s] You mean IE & Firefox as Opera has not had not more than 2.6% of market share since 2003.

15.[s]Google is your friend will turn to bing is your friend[/s] Bing is never friends with anybody and would never be. Allow that sink in!

16. [s]Playstore addicts will start heading back to waptrick and other top app downloading store[/s] You speak so 19th century? Waptrick? Really!?

17. [s]Linda ikeji blog will be gone and a downgraded celebrity blogger will takeover since most celebrity bloggers hate wordpress[/s] The Linda is bigger than Blogger itself already!

23. [s]No google analytics again and this will affect wordpress users majorly,na to start using simple hits counter surepass[/s] Google Analytics isn't even the best professional analytical tools of choice. So.......
24. [s]Online translating may be lost since google translator will be down[/s] Crawl out of that damn hole you are man..

25. [s]Google+ that made it easy for you to to read news,check profiles,meet friends will be gone[/s] Really??!!??

30. [s]Many will get to know that there is a site http://techinfo.com.ng that publish Tech news as at when due and to comment and show appreciation on the blog[/s] So you clearly agree you won't get known till Google folds up!?

You are bloody hater. Someone was been creative and all you could see was errors. Get a life. The world detest people like you.

techinfong:


source : http://techinfo.com.ng/2016/08/30/30-things-that-will-happen-if-google-fold-up/

Wistful Thinking

Ishopbest:

Where were you in 1960

where were both of u in 1960?

[size=17pt]IF Google Folds Today ... we will all go back to Telegram because no website can function without google ....

Even Facebook make use of Fonts.googleapis.com ..... For those who understand ...

Google is WWW .... Just like Apple.com is Iphone .....

Team Viviangist (Webmaster)[/size]

#10. Google has done so much for me mehn. If Google were human, I would have made it my bestfriend.

This should remain a joke because ....