yellowbeauty:
like seriously?

Jamb question

good for them oooo#check my signature#

repogirl:
Bad boys always get the good girls. We go soon hear stories that touch the kidneyvery soon.

how can I be a bad boy

sleepyeyez:
*screams with hands on head*

HEYYY!!!
My worxst fear hav jus been confaam!
So what will happen to the money iv been gathering for her bride price and other marriage tinz?

*stares at the 50 million naira in his safe*

u fifty million lolz must be dreaming

TrapQueen77:







Ahhha....U want all ur girls will come here and starts raining insults abi?

Besides, all I want is a good man.. A bad boy like u surely broke a thousands of innocent hearts

Hi, Mr. Godson Goodman here. Where have u been all my life? Anyways, reporting for duty and age-appropriate too at that!

Love don't care who you be, wetin be your age ooo
Love don't care at all
And love don't care whether him dey Unilag and she don graduate ooo
Love don't care at all

this is d beginning of their drama... Kontunu

Becina:

this could be us nau

lol

*stil on Falz mode*

"Ho no! Hi can't belif dat simi will heventually b d cause hof my lamentation hafter hall my helvort to cement hus together"

"But Becina, I want to retrace my steps n return back to your loving harms. Hit is too late now to say sorry?"

Simi....I officially dislike you now,how can you be dating my only Nigerian crush ehn

I ain't gonna fall for this jooor.. ycee bawo.... I need too place a call to Simi right away ...

Phone Conversation...

Me: Simi what is all those rada rada am seeing on twitter.

Simi: Huh, Baby boo! I thought I told you about the publicity stunt now

Me: Yes you told me, But you didn't tell me it was going too be Ycee.

Simi: Dear, don't tell me you are jealous

Me: its not like am jealous, but you know Ycee is a bad boy.

Simi: don't worry darling I got it all covered... kissesssssss

Looks like goofing around to me, she obviously didn't mean it.

My own ycee? I kee persin.

Acepen:
am not looking for trouble oh but av noticed u are just on every thread anywhere anytime like kilode! U no dey rest.

How did you notice.. U ve been around too..

So see yourself as same thing you thinking about her

This is commensalism

Those tweets sound more like both of them are joking.

Dense Nigerian bloggers will fall for anything.

TrapQueen77:
Young men. Preferred matured ladies nowadays...






Aaahhmmmm.. I wonder why?

because dey r less drama n dey think aright

RealJaneDoe:
MILF much

She ain't no milf...a milf is a sexy ass mom over 30...like kim, amber rose..etc. u u know

Was reading tweets from them last night. I guess all this was just for publicity stunt. But if na true, congrats to them sha

Emeskhalifa:

u fifty million lolz must be dreaming

True. I must be. She can't just scuttle my "happily ever" plans like that.

IamNawty:
How is dat even possible

natural beauty

TrapQueen77:
Young men. Preferred matured ladies nowadays...






Aaahhmmmm.. I wonder why?

You want to know why? Matured ladies give all and ask little - they are less demanding. They don't throw tantrums like toddlers. That's why.

Alajiki:


You want to know why? Matured ladies give all and ask little - they are less demanding. They don't throw tantrums like toddlers. That's why.

Oohh OK.. So if men likes matured women, why they still banging some young hoes?

TrapQueen77:
Young men. Preferred matured ladies nowadays...






Aaahhmmmm.. I wonder why?

You are 100% correct i am one of them honestly older ladies (older than me) trips me like crazy

NB am in my mid 20s

phranq:


because dey r less drama n dey think aright

Ooh ok...then why young men creating dramas if they don't like drama?

shakaZuIlu:


You are 100% correct i am one of them honestly older ladies (older than me) trips me like crazy

NB am in my mid 20s

Oohh... Ur juz in the right track to ball.

TrapQueen77:







And so what? Is it ur data I'm wasting? stay in ur lane and stop quoting me... I don't know u.

so you are 'wasting' data.... Why not just 'use'...the economy is down wasting is bad

People actually fell for this

jaywhoco:
so you are 'wasting' data.... Why not just 'use'...the economy is down wasting is bad

FYI : Im not Using data in the first place... And secondly, we're not living in the same country...


So, stay where u are... Coz we're not in the same lane.

Cue:


Hi, Mr. Godson Goodman here. Where have u been all my life? Anyways, reporting for duty and age-appropriate too at that!

hahahahahah.. Hi there...

bigiyaro:
don't wonder o. Mature ladies can take care of demselves financially and can quickly move on wen dumped.

Oohh so u mean young boys love dumping matured women after he dried out her money for a young hoes? Is tat u wanna tell me?

do we have this mushroom hallucigino now in nigeria

sleepyeyez:
*screams with hands on head*

HEYYY!!!
My worxst fear hav jus been confaam!
So what will happen to the money iv been gathering for her bride price and other marriage tinz?

*stares at the 50 million naira in his safe*

Isaacmacdon:
Lol, I think they don't like the emotional drama attributed to young ladies. I detest indecisive ladies, and such behaviour is mainly connected with younger ladies.

Aha... But still u wanna bang young pvssy even let's say u have a matured lady?

Torlah232 come and c dis