I saw this on a website and decided to share it here, i don't know whether it should be posted in the jokes section ,since it is more of computer stuffs so i posted it here.

INSTALLING HUSBAND

A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1

What can I do ?

Reply:-

Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1.

Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System.

So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0.

We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Cute Looks 7.7

Good Luck Madam.

Nice one

Yeah, it got me laughing really hard

Cpolicy:
Yeah, it got me laughing really hard

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Cpolicy:
What can I do ?

Going thourgh your posts on ladywriterr's freelancer.com guide thread as of 2014, I realised you applied for a payoneer card, and you hadn't received your national I.d card yet but rather the slip, so how did you go about that? and how long did it take for the card to be delivered to your location pending the time you registered. please do reply this Message, thanks.

Bossed:


Going thourgh your posts on ladywriterr's freelancer.com guide thread as of 2014, I realised you applied for a payoneer card, and you hadn't received your national I.d card yet but rather the slip, so how did you go about that? and how long did it take for the card to be delivered to your location pending the time you registered. please do reply this Message, thanks.

Hi,
As at now, When you register at payoneer, all they will ask you is the details on your national I.d slip. They should approve your card within hours. And it will take 4 to 5 weeks or 3days for express shipping.

Cpolicy:

Hi,
As at now, When you register at payoneer, all they will ask you is the details on your national I.d slip. They should approve your card within hours. And it will take 4 to 5 weeks or 3days for express shipping.

Thank you. mine is on delivery.