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Installing Husband by Cpolicy(m): 12:48am On Mar 19, 2015
I saw this on a website and decided to share it here, i don't know whether it should be posted in the jokes section ,since it is more of computer stuffs so i posted it here.

INSTALLING HUSBAND

A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1

What can I do ?

Reply:-

Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1.

Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System.

So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0.

We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Cute Looks 7.7

Good Luck Madam.

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Re: Installing Husband by Nobody: 3:23am On Mar 19, 2015
Nice one grin
Re: Installing Husband by Cpolicy(m): 7:26am On Mar 19, 2015
Yeah, it got me laughing really hard
Re: Installing Husband by Nsonaso(m): 12:15pm On Jun 25, 2016
Cpolicy:
Yeah, it got me laughing really hard
Here is my exchanger thread... https://www.nairaland.com/2881648/withdraw-fiverr-freelancer-etc-buy you can withdraw any amount
Re: Installing Husband by Bossed(m): 1:46pm On Aug 31, 2016
Cpolicy:
What can I do ?


Going thourgh your posts on ladywriterr's freelancer.com guide thread as of 2014, I realised you applied for a payoneer card, and you hadn't received your national I.d card yet but rather the slip, so how did you go about that? and how long did it take for the card to be delivered to your location pending the time you registered. please do reply this Message, thanks.
Re: Installing Husband by Cpolicy(m): 9:47am On Sep 01, 2016
Bossed:


Going thourgh your posts on ladywriterr's freelancer.com guide thread as of 2014, I realised you applied for a payoneer card, and you hadn't received your national I.d card yet but rather the slip, so how did you go about that? and how long did it take for the card to be delivered to your location pending the time you registered. please do reply this Message, thanks.
Hi,
As at now, When you register at payoneer, all they will ask you is the details on your national I.d slip. They should approve your card within hours. And it will take 4 to 5 weeks or 3days for express shipping.
Re: Installing Husband by Bossed(m): 2:07pm On Sep 03, 2016
Cpolicy:

Hi,
As at now, When you register at payoneer, all they will ask you is the details on your national I.d slip. They should approve your card within hours. And it will take 4 to 5 weeks or 3days for express shipping.

Thank you. mine is on delivery.

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