₦airaland Forum

Ten things that would have happened if the Federal Government had been the one who invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria.

1. The presidency will set up a
standing committee to welcome him
to Nigeria.

2. The Senate/House committees on
Information technology will also set
up committees to welcome him too.

3. There will be traffic everywhere in
Lagos because all roads will be
blocked.

4. Mark cannot walk the streets of
Yaba because he will be heavily
guarded by soldiers (Not Police).

5. Lai Mouhammed will tell us that
Mark Zuckerberg is here to support
Buhari’s fight against corruption.

6. At the airport he will be
welcomed by the following,
-Minister of Information however,
Minister of Youths and sports will
welcome him to the United States of
Nigeria
-NCC Chairman
-Chairman House Committee on ICT
-Chairman Senate Committee on ICT
-Spokesperson of the Senate/House
-Senate president
-Speaker of the House
-National Chairman of APC
-National Troupe
-National women leader.

7. Young people will wear shirts with
his images, women also will tie
wrapper bearing his images.

8. The pages of National newspapers
will have felicitation messages
welcoming him to Nigeria.

9. N900million will be budgeted for
his logistics and feeding

10. In 2019 some government
officials will be investigated by EFCC
based on misappropriation...

lolzzzzz Govt of showbizz, you're not far frm the truth, someone actually posted dis on Mark's timeline and lots of people made comment and laughed both foriegners and Nigerians.

No be lie

owner sabi find trouble o

I bet this is the first time Buhari is hearing about Facebook talk less of the founder, Mark Zuckerberg .

The minister of science and tech will take him on tour to the pencil manufacturing company .

Pascalville:
Ten things that would have happened if the Federal Government had been the one who invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria.

1. The presidency will set up a
standing committee to welcome him
to Nigeria.

2. The Senate/House committees on
Information technology will also set
up committees to welcome him too.

3. There will be traffic everywhere in
Lagos because all roads will be
blocked.

4. Mark cannot walk the streets of
Yaba because he will be heavily
guarded by soldiers (Not Police).

5. Lai Mouhammed will tell us that
Mark Zuckerberg is here to support
Buhari’s fight against corruption.

6. At the airport he will be
welcomed by the following,
-Minister of Information however,
Minister of Youths and sports will
welcome him to the United States of
Nigeria
-NCC Chairman
-Chairman House Committee on ICT
-Chairman Senate Committee on ICT
-Spokesperson of the Senate/House
-Senate president
-Speaker of the House
-National Chairman of APC
-National Troupe
-National women leader.

7. Young people will wear shirts with
his images, women also will tie
wrapper bearing his images.

8. The pages of National newspapers
will have felicitation messages
welcoming him to Nigeria.

9. N900million will be budgeted for
his logistics and feeding

10. In 2019 some government
officials will be investigated by EFCC
based on misappropriation...

Guess your wailing is now evident!.
He met with buhari and none of these happened, probably you where talking about the IB

so true

Lol

Kenya won in the Night... Nigerians winning in the Day...

Law of Comparative advantage at work.

Not surprised though

They design Ankara and billions will disappear

I have been searching for that bubus picture browsing Facebook down side up

Hope we have all learnt some things from his coming?

LOL

Haha

All these would ve happened under jonathan.
Ipob youths would ve printed the t-shirts nd face caps with mark's images nd telling us how mark nd the igbos re of the same israeli descents.

They don copy the other post.

omolola15:
They don copy the other post.

No Sir, the other thread copied this one.