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10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by Nobody: 4:03pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Ten things that would have happened if the Federal Government had been the one who invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. 1. The presidency will set up a standing committee to welcome him to Nigeria. 2. The Senate/House committees on Information technology will also set up committees to welcome him too. 3. There will be traffic everywhere in Lagos because all roads will be blocked. 4. Mark cannot walk the streets of Yaba because he will be heavily guarded by soldiers (Not Police). 5. Lai Mouhammed will tell us that Mark Zuckerberg is here to support Buhari’s fight against corruption. 6. At the airport he will be welcomed by the following, -Minister of Information however, Minister of Youths and sports will welcome him to the United States of Nigeria -NCC Chairman -Chairman House Committee on ICT -Chairman Senate Committee on ICT -Spokesperson of the Senate/House -Senate president -Speaker of the House -National Chairman of APC -National Troupe -National women leader. 7. Young people will wear shirts with his images, women also will tie wrapper bearing his images. 8. The pages of National newspapers will have felicitation messages welcoming him to Nigeria. 9. N900million will be budgeted for his logistics and feeding 10. In 2019 some government officials will be investigated by EFCC based on misappropriation... 7 Likes |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by IVORY2009(m): 4:18pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
lolzzzzz Govt of showbizz, you're not far frm the truth, someone actually posted dis on Mark's timeline and lots of people made comment and laughed both foriegners and Nigerians. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by arushiuga(m): 4:22pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
No be lie 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by GoldenJAT(m): 4:25pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
owner sabi find trouble o |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by Jirate(m): 4:29pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
I bet this is the first time Buhari is hearing about Facebook talk less of the founder, Mark Zuckerberg . 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by EpicMaurice(m): 4:29pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
The minister of science and tech will take him on tour to the pencil manufacturing company . |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by antispexish(m): 4:29pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Pascalville: Guess your wailing is now evident!. He met with buhari and none of these happened, probably you where talking about the IB 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by faorex(m): 5:05pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
so true |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by Kenneth205(m): 8:34pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by HungerBAD: 5:12am On Sep 03, 2016 |
Lol 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by Nobody: 5:31am On Sep 03, 2016 |
Kenya won in the Night... Nigerians winning in the Day... Law of Comparative advantage at work. Not surprised though 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by GMBuhari: 5:58am On Sep 03, 2016 |
They design Ankara and billions will disappear |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by Lighthouseman: 6:09am On Sep 03, 2016 |
I have been searching for that bubus picture browsing Facebook down side up 1 Like
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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by Flexherbal(m): 7:13am On Sep 03, 2016 |
Hope we have all learnt some things from his coming? |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by yorhmienerd(m): 7:14am On Sep 03, 2016 |
LOL |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by Pidggin(f): 7:17am On Sep 03, 2016 |
Haha |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by Nairastake: 7:41am On Sep 03, 2016 |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by Oche211(m): 8:32am On Sep 03, 2016 |
All these would ve happened under jonathan. Ipob youths would ve printed the t-shirts nd face caps with mark's images nd telling us how mark nd the igbos re of the same israeli descents. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by omolola15(m): 9:42am On Sep 03, 2016 |
They don copy the other post. |
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Buhari Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. by Nobody: 11:44am On Sep 03, 2016 |
omolola15:No Sir, the other thread copied this one. 2 Likes |
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