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10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by BrainnewsNg(f): 11:40pm On Sep 02, 2016


10 Things That Would Have Happened If Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria When Nigeria Had A PDP President

By Destiny Young,

1. The presidency will set up a committee to welcome him.

2. The national assembly joint committee on information technology will also be at the airports to welcome him.

3. There will be traffic everywhere both in Lagos and in FCT.

4. He will be heavily guarded by soldiers, police and DSS.

5. Youths will wear t-shirts with his images, Women will also tie wrapper bearing his images.

6. Pages of newspapers as well as national TV will have facilitation messages welcoming him.

7. Public holiday Will be declared to welcome him properly.

8. #2.1 billion will be release by Dasuki, on order of the presidency, to various groups for logistics and feeding during the visit.

9. Gov. Akpabio (the uncommon transformer) will lobby to have him in Akwa Ibom state.

10. In Akwa ibom, the following will take place;

(a) A visit to the tropicana

(b) A visit to e-library

(c) A visit to underground pipe-jacking drainage (with electricity generating turbine) first in sub-sahara Africa.

(d) A reception ceremony at the state banquet hall later in the evening.

(e) At the reception, he will be entertained to jokes by SirJames, Basket mouth, Klink de drunk, Elenu, Brass band 999 mass choir will not be left out…….etc.

(f) ……and first class private jet will be hiredby the state govt. to fly Mark back to Abuja.

Mark, sorry you came late. lol….

Credit: http://brainnewsng.com/10-things-that-would-have-happened-if-facebook-ceo-visited-nigeria-when-nigeria-had-a-pdp-president/


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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by JonSnow(m): 11:41pm On Sep 02, 2016
duumb post.

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by Tolexander: 11:42pm On Sep 02, 2016
In short, billions of naira would be wasted!.

Finally, it would be one of the listed achievements of the administration and used as campaign for the general election in 2015.

Can someone still remember this below;

[size=16pt]I want to thank the President (Goodluck Jonathan) for bringing Facebook to Nigeria[/size]
- Labaran Maku (2010), Minister of lnformation

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by herzern1(m): 11:43pm On Sep 02, 2016
*PDP will also declare public holiday.....

Some People are just dum.b

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by HungerBAD: 11:44pm On Sep 02, 2016
To the OP.

Wonderful and truthful post. Honestly I got to know he visited Nigeria here on Nairaland.

This Government is not a wasteful Government.

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by Luckylife(m): 11:48pm On Sep 02, 2016
Zombie shamefully spotted copy copy dead brain inclined .

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by funkyibodude(m): 11:57pm On Sep 02, 2016
Congratulations OP your post just won a spot at ( Smoking gun presents world dumbest post)

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by cliquevibes(m): 12:00am On Sep 03, 2016
HungerBAD:
To the OP.

Wonderful and truthful post. Honestly I got to know he visited Nigeria here on Nairaland.

This Government is not a wasteful Government.
And dis one will think he has sense

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by cliquevibes(m): 12:01am On Sep 03, 2016
Op, Of whom Sense is given, Sense is expected of......Mumu

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by dannyben5: 12:03am On Sep 03, 2016
Kai dumb post, mb wasted ....my face when i wanted to click dis thread vs my face after....

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by ever811(m): 12:06am On Sep 03, 2016
oh girl! leave PDP out of your party failure you here me ehnn!!enn!!;...

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by UndisputedBosom(m): 12:09am On Sep 03, 2016
Dumbèst so far....but kwantinu mùgu 1 grin

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by DemonInSiege: 12:13am On Sep 03, 2016
Dumb post from zombie, Mack came without notice

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by BrainnewsNg(f): 12:36am On Sep 03, 2016
JonSnow:
duumb post.

Really?

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by BrainnewsNg(f): 12:37am On Sep 03, 2016
Tolexander:
In short, billions of naira would be wasted!.

Finally, it would be one of the listed achievements of the administration and used as campaign for the general election in 2015.

Can someone still remember this below;

- Labaran Maku (2010), Minister of lnformation

Tell Them. lol

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by GMBuhari: 12:46am On Sep 03, 2016
Number 5 is very guaranteed


They'll make Ankara with PDP logo and Zuckerberg in the middle, I've seen hundreds of that and as tolex said, billions will disappear for this visit

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by Nobody: 12:49am On Sep 03, 2016
Obviously the OP might be right.

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by Dullahi(m): 1:44am On Sep 03, 2016
Smh... You'll receive the bashing of your life

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by BrainnewsNg(f): 1:46am On Sep 03, 2016
GMBuhari:
Number 5 is very guaranteed


They'll make Ankara with PDP logo and Zuckerberg in the middle, I've seen hundreds of that and as tolex said, billions will disappear for this visit

God bless you. I knew right from inception this might happen (some NL'ders crying cos of the thread).

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by Histrings08(m): 2:01am On Sep 03, 2016
Tor
Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by George22016(m): 2:14am On Sep 03, 2016
I still prefer PDP anytime any day

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by Mynd44: 5:12am On Sep 03, 2016

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by Pavarottii(m): 5:14am On Sep 03, 2016
Job u no get, na PDP be ur problem. Better face the govt that is in power and ask them for the dividends of their governance.

U should be. Wise enuf to know that.

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by Nobody: 5:31am On Sep 03, 2016
Na so u go blame PDP, 4 yrs go pass, Northerners go kill more xtains and Fulani hersdman go still kill unwarranted..

The JuJu wey this administration use for una strong... The way they started with fake promise later change it.. Same way as they started with blame game, they would still change it and say something else... I am watching

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by Almaiga: 5:48am On Sep 03, 2016
grin grin grin you nailed it

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by chemicalDisease: 5:55am On Sep 03, 2016
Op ur zombiesm need nuclear bomb smashing

befor it will be well.

suffering and smilling.

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by Nobody: 6:15am On Sep 03, 2016
GMBuhari:
Number 5 is very guaranteed


They'll make Ankara with PDP logo and Zuckerberg in the middle, I've seen hundreds of that and as tolex said, billions will disappear for this visit
u will be hearing things like "the only nigeria president visited by mark"

Transformation agenda!!

Lol....just kidding

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by BrainnewsNg(f): 6:37am On Sep 03, 2016
lustychima:
u will be hearing things like "the only nigeria president visited by mark"

Transformation agenda!!

Lol....just kidding

True

You must be funny.

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by vedaxcool(m): 6:37am On Sep 03, 2016
PDP world most uselees party

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by thedarkside: 6:42am On Sep 03, 2016
its worrying that black-people trust their day to day informations to a white-man... undecided undecided

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Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by Nobody: 6:49am On Sep 03, 2016
BrainnewsNg:


True

You must be funny.
good mornin

Hope ur nyt was restful

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