₦airaland Forum

In my journey of life, I have had the privilege to commune with a host of ladies from different parts of the globe…. Nigeria, Cameroon, Uganda, Burundi, South Africa, USA, UK, Georgia and Ghana.

I am not good with numbers… I cannot quantify in numbers, how many ladies I have dated. But as a man of action I can vividly tell you that if there is a title “Drama Queen”, No other than Naija babes will wear the crown.

I am not the typical kinda Naija guy…. I am goal oriented, authoritative, opinionated, hot tempered, impatient, sexual prowess, romantic, no nonsense kinda guy with some more good stuffs and some bad stuffs.

I am extreme and very passionate. The perfect example of the worst guy you can ever date and the sweetest sexiest guy you have ever dated….. Bittersweet… That’s the word. Making my relationships the the right case study to determine certain phenomenoms….

These are some factors that I have observed from Naija Ladies.

Hyper-Sensitive: Najia ladies are the most sensitive creatures that roam the earth. They are too over emotional, in most cases they rather use their emotions as a guide to their judgment rather than apply reasoning.
Pride: Especially the working class independent ladies. These set of species see themselves as demi-gods. If they presume a man is bullshitting. They ex him, before anyone says “Jack Robinson.” Although the older generation still try to show some modesty because of what the society will say. The younger generations? Oh my God…. They are like trigger happy cowboys… They shoot first and ask questions later.

Super-Cops: These special breeds make the CIA look like an apprentice… They go through your life history like hot knife through butter. I heard they even have pluggins/apps to know who you are chatting with on social media…. They search everything searchable, your phones, your social media accounts… I even had one that smelt my region to see if I had pussy stench on em.

Indomie Chics: These ladies are fast propping in the younger generation. They tell you…. “I am not a foodie.” What they hell is that? They are ok with rice, rice and rice, with lots of biscuits and ice-cream. They are the kinda ladies that when you come home after a hard day’s job you will meet home a bowl of freshly made noodles with 2 boiled eggs and a glass of chilled orange juice.

Selfie Chics: These are the kind of ladies that spend 6 hrs out of 24 hrs looking good and fabulous. And another 2 hrs taking different pics and selfies to post on social media. To them looking good on social media is some noble achievement that gratifies their soul. Probably the most desirable thing at that moment.
Rude Baes: These ladies with tongue from the deepest depth of hell can end your discussion in minutes. The potential they carry is swift and deadly…. Make you do things, provoking even the meekest of men. Act aggressive and they cry woman beater. Many men are cooling their heels in the dungeons thanx to them. Hot tempered guys should run, rather desist from such ladies. The reason is somebody is going to end up dead.


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Why the intro about yourself? Is that the point? Who asked you?
*sips malt*
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mordtonia:
Why the intro about yourself? Is that the point? Who asked you?
*sips malt*
*catwalks out of thread*

Why dont u ask google *sips kunu and chews kuli kuli*