I call these 'tales by moonlight' but they are some tales you would expect from your Nigerian ex-girlfriend when fate brings both of you together in one way or the other

1) "I dated about 3 guys after we broke up but I never had sex with any of them" - Really!!! Am I dreaming? And you are back with me in a sex-involved relationship? Three grown men and no 'touch-touch'? Those guys must be monks!!!

2) "I always knew love would bring us back" - What if it hadn't worked out smoothly in any of the previous affairs? Would love still bring us back? When you praise Madam rice say her food sweet, she go tell u say na because u no chop yesterday own!

3) "This time, we are back for good" - Human traits are not charmeleon skins that could be green this moment and turn purple the next minute. If we cannot tolerate each other's flaws and inadequacies, whether character-wise, financial-wise or romantic-wise, why would you feel we won't break up again?

Considering the amount of water that must have passed under the bridge, getting back with an ex is something that should be cautiously done. The jealousy it could trigger is something else; knowing fully well that there could be escapades which might come back to hunt you

Good morning.

Ok, i hear

True talk

Xclusivegrin007:
Ok, i hear

Ok. I dor see you

hawlahbc2014:
True talk

Thanks

Rapmoney:
Na wa o! All diz people wey no get gender for here sef!

who gender epp, abi na me u find come here If u no see gender there then your problem pass Nigeria's own

Xclusivegrin007:
who gender epp, abi na me u find come here

Fast guy. I was about modifying the post before you quoted!

Rapmoney:
Fast guy. I was about modifying the post before you quoted!

Soft Work....

The no 1 is so common.

True That, I don't think it a good idea going back to one's ex, you guys became EXes for a reason. Currently in same ex dilemma. Went back to my ex 8 month ago, I kindof blamed myself for breaking up with her in the first place,it was entirely my fault. We made up and continued where we stopped, Relationship was going smoothly, and all of a sudden i started hearing whispers of my babe escapades while we were apart, well I ignored and shove them aside because i had no right to judge and question her on what she did while we weren't dating, I had my own escapades then too, so no blame whatsoever. This stories didn't stop coming that i had to ask her to tell me EVERYTHING she did, relationships and all when we were apart, so it wouldn't come as a surprise anymore. She told me some scary shit, I took it, like I said I didn't blame her, blamed myself for leaving her in the first place.Told her mine too.
Well our relationship has been going smoothly until 2weeks ago, called my dear babe and she was sounding funny, to cut the story short, I found out she was with a particular EX, they dated when we were apart and he was out of the country, now he is been back for 2months and he is been "disturbing" her according to her, well they did things together again, even traveled out of the country together without my knowledge yea, was surprised too, (Call Roaming). well we broke up last week and her excuse was because I no longer have her time, , We don;t stay in same location btw. Story of my life, to say I actually loved her so much and was loyal. Well, it all good, Lesson Learnt

mrjojo:
True That, I don't think it a good idea going back to one's ex, you guys became EXes for a reason. Currently in same ex dilemma. Went back to my ex 8 month ago, I kindof blamed myself for breaking up with her in the first place,it was entirely my fault. We made up and continued where we stopped, Relationship was going smoothly, and all of a sudden i started hearing whispers of my babe escapades while we were apart, well I ignored and shove them aside because i had no right to judge and question her on what she did while we weren't dating, I had my own escapades then too, so no blame whatsoever. This stories didn't stop coming that i had to ask her to tell me EVERYTHING she did, relationships and all when we were apart, so it wouldn't come as a surprise anymore. She told me some scary shit, I took it, like I said I didn't blame her, blamed myself for leaving her in the first place.Told her mine too.
Well our relationship has been going smoothly until 2weeks ago, called my dear babe and she was sounding funny, to cut the story short, I found out she was with a particular EX, they dated when we were apart and he was out of the country, now he is been back for 2months and he is been "disturbing" her according to her, well they did things together again, even traveled out of the country together without my knowledge yea, was surprised too, (Call Roaming). well we broke up last week and her excuse was because I no longer have her time, , We don;t stay in same location btw. Story of my life, to say I actually loved her so much and was loyal. Well, it all good..

Life is a teacher. It uses experiences to teach us lessons. Handling escapades or affairs an ex could have entered with other folks is one battle one is expected to face in a re-union. Having the ability to withstand it is another issue on its own.

Rapmoney:
Life is a teacher. It uses experiences to teach us lessons. Handling escapades or affairs an ex could have entered with other folks is one battle one is expected to face in a re-union. Having the ability to withstand it is another issue on its own.

Yea, It wasn't easy accepting bro, but i did and got burnt eventually. I learnt my lesson sha

mrjojo:
Yea, It wasn't easy accepting bro, but i did and got burnt eventually. I learnt my lesson sha

Now, you are in a better position to make wiser decisions when faced with similar situations

Rapmoney:
Now, you are in a better position to make wiser decisions when faced with similar situations

now once you an EX, it going to EVER be that

IamLEGEND1:
All these stories that you're sharing......

make buhari pull our economy out of recession first, maybe then I go begin dey handle small money and girls go begin dey trip for the boy...

bt as it stands, I broke gan and when I smile at a girl from across a room,e dey be like say she dey fit smell my "brokeness" from there. So they just squeeze face and spit on the ground.

Your case has gotten to another level!!!

Rapmoney on Point.