johnson232:
op abeg no increase men's haircut price o... [/b]the last time i cut my hair was with just N80[b]...

& the barber did a perfect job...

Probably used scissors.

adeboizy11:
Op na im be say u never visit wukari, Taraba state. Pepper, tomato, shumbo and onion of 200naira here is equivalent 2 dat of #1700 in lagos. D goat meat of 200naira here na 1200 4 lagos, ororo 50naira. Haba I dey prepare stew always. With d cheap cost of living sef e be like sayi go chill here after NYSC Sef!! Lagos in osho baba's words can go and die for now.

Goodluck finding good jobs there.

Things don worst

greatgod2012:




Aunty, one can prepare ila alasepo with 500 naira, but it won't be rich at all.

Let me give it a try....

Okro-100 naira
Dry pepper-50naira
Smoked fish (panla, don't know what it's called in other places) 250 naira.
Palm oil, seasoning, salt- 100 naira.


Ila alasepo is ready!

Lol.....

Where is d kero na You dey fall my hand o. R u a learner?

teacherbim:

Seun lalala

Thanks

SAMBARRY:
haaa mama tobi.how's ijebu. Hope you no see rain?

To the matter
You can see 10naira onions if you walk very well inside the market into the place habokees are just coming from the farm but it will be very small

You can also see 50 naira Palm oil which is the size of liquid peak milk tin

minister for finance, take it easy ooo.
E be like say e don tay wey u go market oo

Nawa o... This is serious matter o.

SAMBARRY:
I've not finished

Pomo 5 pieces for 100 naira
remaining 70naira.buy maggi 20 naira.Palm oil 50 naira. Stew Don ready na

After you use the #500 cook stew finish, you go use Sand chop am Abi you no go buy Rice

Sambarry, tell those people say 500 naira Na only for Buka you fit buy

Amala - 3wraps = #150
Ponmo kan, Eran meji = #150
Pure water - #10

Total --------- #310

lajoshua:


source : http://www.voiceofaudacity.com/2016/09/recessionten-things-n500-cannot-buy.html?m=1

lol

MrMacinterchi1:
lol

#countryhard#

SAMBARRY:
500 naira can cook soup it's only that it won't be rich and it won't last for more than three days or maximum of a week
If you 're good at prudent spending you can buy tomato-200 naira
Atarodo-50 naira
Onions -10naira
Grinding -70

oil nko, maggi kwanu, no crayfish? what of vegetable. will you lick the soup after cooking it? abeg, 500naira has gone missing in action.

500 naira is now too small to clean ones shoes lol

Queeee:
Hmmm...see gobe. 500 that use to buy my Christmas clothes

tokunbo clothes you mean?

FullDepth1:



After you use the #500 cook stew finish, you go use Sand chop am Abi you no go buy Rice

Sambarry, tell those people say 500 naira Na only for Buka you fit buy

Amala - 3wraps = #150
Ponmo kan, Eran meji = #150
Pure water - #10

Total --------- #310

you no go drink coke? Giant size o

op I can still cook with 500 naira...

Fish - 150
okro - 100
ugwu - 100
Maggi - 20
oil - 70 (half bottle)...

still having 80 naira for miscellaneous expenses.


modified:
am sure we all have salt and crayfish at home.

Sighs...the change is real


God save us

SAMBARRY:
haaa mama tobi.how's ijebu. Hope you no see rain?

To the matter
You can see 10naira onions if you walk very well inside the market into the place habokees are just coming from the farm but it will be very small

You can also see 50 naira Palm oil which is the size of liquid peak milk tin

A tin of peak milk is above 100naira the last time I checked and the 10naira onions, the second name na sorry. Cos na peels and back of onions u go get for 10 naira . Not were three manageable size or four tafia size goes for 50naira. U go hold them for hand. Kpomo 100 naira na joke.since no fish or meat small Cray fish to at least dey to make am taste . So u nor go end up cooking soup wen u nor go fit chop. When prisoners or boarding school soup go better pass. Then if na soup, where garri , semi, wheat or amala go show from.Abi we go borrow am. And if na stew were rice go show from.
At best 800 fit make stew, small rice , then okra or ewedu 100naira and garri 150. Small derica of rice making every like 1500 and above to cook manageable meal.
Well thank God we can even discuss 500. I learnt some persons now go days without food and I just wonder how we got to this point. In all we thank the Lord. He alone knows better. I rise.

Guy shaaaarap ur buccal cavity on soup cooking. Now listen attentively. Abi Na read with full concentration sef.

1. 2 cups of Egusi - igbo own #160 -Yoruba own #140
2. Kpanla kekere #100
3. Bitterleaf #50
4.Onions #40
5.Dry pepper #40
6.Red palm oil #50
7.Seasoning cubes #20

Change remaining is #40 which will buy two cups of garri sef.

Abeg delete soup matter from your list joor!!! And stop increasing the already risen temperature/blood pressure in people following the change we are in now.

The end point of this is that 500 has lost its value and the poor masses are suffering. Let's pray to God for our Country

chysam:
Guy shaaaarap ur buccal cavity on soup cooking. Now listen attentively. Abi Na read with full concentration sef.

1. 2 cups of Egusi - igbo own #160 -Yoruba own #140
2. Kpanla kekere #100
3. Bitterleaf #50
4.Onions #40
5.Dry pepper #40
6.Red palm oil #50
7.Seasoning cubes #20

Change remaining is #40 which will buy two cups of garri sef.

Abeg delete soup matter from your list joor!!! And stop increasing the already risen temperature/blood pressure in people following the change we are in now.

When last did you visit the market, 2014 I guess. Visit now and rewrite your post about oil, egusi and even garri. You be man or woman sef

wizflower:
The end point of this is that 500 has lost its value and the poor masses are suffering. Let's pray to God for our Country

but honestly speaking ,a time of recession is a time of opportunities for those who can tap into it

SAMBARRY:
500 naira can cook soup it's only that it won't be rich and it won't last for more than three days or maximum of a week
If you 're good at prudent spending you can buy tomato-200 naira
Atarodo-50 naira
Onions -10naira
Grinding -70

In my place 500 will do all this including cooking soup with beef nd stew if u want 2

wizflower:
When last did you visit the market, 2014 I guess. Visit now and rewrite your post about oil, egusi and even garri. You be man or woman sef

Anybody who lives in south West will just be laughing at you. The cup in question here is milk cup. As in peak liquid milk cup. Infact yoruba egusi could be bought for #60 per milk cup. How much oil and dry pepper do you need to cook two cups of egusi. Panla wewe (small panla) either fresh or smoked goes for #100. Sometimes it comes in two or three tiny ones. Some women sell bitterleaf #30 even which is enough economically to prepare your soup. A cup of garri (OYO) goes for #25 while Egba goes for #30. At Bodija or ojoo market Ibadan,10 cups is sold at #170 as I am typing.

Infact less than #500 will prepare a very nutricious soup if you go for okra and ugu.

Learn to learn and stop arguing with food and nutrition gurus. What has being a man or woman got to do with it?. Who doesn't cook when hungry?.

DonCortino:
Chai! I remember in 2003, I buy old layer live chicken for 250, tomato n pepper n onions 100, other small things 50, 4 hefty plantain 50, n I go waka go with 50 bucks change. Stew don set b dat o!
Mile one market ph o!

Today that chicken is 1500 with abeg.

This is really heartbreaking, esp as salaries have not added a dime to it. In God I trust.

Stop exaggerating na.
You people should say things as they are. Things might be expensive but not as expensive as most of you claim.
500 still has value. you can tell me it had depreciated by say 20%

nma24:
I can still cook with #500 jare

You can still cook with #500 in my area that is Y we say town life pass city life. fresh pepper all#200 ,meat(cow/ogunfe)#200,blending#40, okro/ewedu #20,iru#10.All hail to farming/agric environ.

Cathony:

pardon my ignorance,I'm new in here... but Who's "Lalasticlala"?? y'all keep saying that name.

Well he's the formula to front page
Lalasticlala = Frontpage ... ..













Idk if that's his permanent job tho...Cos he seem to be the most busy Moderator here...

Gosh. What kind of thing is this?

#500 that I can use and cook sweet beans and still come back home with change of 210

the last time I checked....the beans seller asked if I'm still in this country? Cause I shouted when she told me the recent price

nma24:
I can still cook with #500 jare

cook what precisely?

Op you are a confused fellow. In point 1 you seem not to know the difference between stew and soup.

#500 can cook stew without meat or fish.
#200 can barb your hair
#300 can get you a bra
Why would you want to leave your generator overnight? Op you are mischievous. #500 can power your generator atleast for 3hours

You can cure your malaria with #150. How? Simply pluck pawpaw leaves, wash it well, boil it in water (pot) for 1hour and pour out the water into a cup, allow it to cool and drink it. The #150 is the cost of kerosene. I assure you that this is the best way of treating malaria. I don't know when I bought malaria drugs last. When you drink it, for atleast 6 months you won't have malaria, when symptoms come again. Prepare another one.
NB: Ensure you finish the pawpaw water within 6 hours maximum.

The good thing is that you can drink it as a preventive measure. If a family of 7 drinks it. It has saved over #2000 worth of drugs.