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Konji Na Baaaastard by Nobody: 11:27pm On Sep 12, 2016

konji(sexual urge) as they say, is a bastard. Nairalanders Mention the worst place u've ever felt the urge to do it so badly

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by sinaj(f): 11:32pm On Sep 12, 2016

Lemme chill here grin

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by McBrooklyn(m): 11:38pm On Sep 12, 2016

OP, won't I sound like a bad guy if I say the worst place I ever had sex was in a cemetery on a graveyard

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by McBrooklyn(m): 11:40pm On Sep 12, 2016

sinaj:
Lemme chill here

Baby, can you drink or smoke make we gather dey chill here together

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by sinaj(f): 11:44pm On Sep 12, 2016

McBrooklyn:
Baby, can you drink or smoke make we gather dey chill here together

m xo cold, I need a stick u gat any with u?

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by McBrooklyn(m): 11:48pm On Sep 12, 2016

sinaj:
m xo cold, I need a stick u gat any with u?

Yeah, I've got shaving stick, selfie stick, dry stick and a banana stick . . . Which one did you want??

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Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by Ojestas(m): 11:54pm On Sep 12, 2016

sinaj:
m xo cold, I need a stick u gat any with u?

Suya stick, lip stick , joy stick or baton ??

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Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by henrydadon(m): 11:59pm On Sep 12, 2016

Will I go to hell fire I say I had the urge to do it in a church

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by Nobody: 12:57am On Sep 13, 2016

McBrooklyn:
OP, won't I sound like a bad guy if I say the worst place I ever had sex was in a cemetery on a graveyard

Bro u bad ooo.... Shey na ghost u wan do?

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Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by sinaj(f): 8:19am On Sep 13, 2016

McBrooklyn:
Yeah, I've got shaving stick, selfie stick, dry stick and a banana stick . . . Which one did you want??

Ojestas:
Suya stick, lip stick , joy stick or baton ??

wicked u

Like u dunno wot I mean

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by pascal558(m): 8:31am On Sep 13, 2016

Chop stick will be more appropriate lol

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by pascal558(m): 8:33am On Sep 13, 2016

Bt it depends on where u wana put the stick @sinaj

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Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by McBrooklyn(m): 10:17am On Sep 13, 2016

sinaj:
wicked u

Like u dunno wot I mean

Well, I've got a joystick too which am sure you'll surely like because it's strong, manly, fit, big, thick, and also have a high penetrating power just like gamma rays

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by McBrooklyn(m): 10:23am On Sep 13, 2016

ARTtitude:
Bro u bad ooo.... Shey na ghost u wan do?

Lol, Noooo!!! You don talk am before say Konji na bastard now

I don't do ghosts!!!

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by Nobody: 10:26am On Sep 13, 2016

Inside an exam hall...... The bitch was tempting me by exposing her panties and standing up unneccesarily angry

Needlessly to say; but I failed that exam embarassed

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Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by firstking01(m): 11:19am On Sep 13, 2016

SirWere:
Inside an exam hall...... The bitch was tempting me by exposing her panties and standing up unneccesarily

Needlessly to say; but I failed that exam

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by Nobody: 11:45am On Sep 13, 2016

SirWere:
Inside an exam hall...... The bitch was tempting me by exposing her panties and standing up unneccesarily

Needlessly to say; but I failed that exam

Lol.... That 1 na ishe aye

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by kuchikau: 11:54am On Sep 13, 2016

I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by MrWhaley: 12:02pm On Sep 13, 2016

In class,during a Lecture...

All these Dawtas of Eve,the thunder wey go strike una ehhhh.

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Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by Nobody: 1:11pm On Sep 13, 2016

kuchikau:
I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

Ogbeni Hw far u na?...... On top which level b diz 1......omo I dey feel ur ban as he dey run come ooo.... Na till 4016

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by Nobody: 1:50pm On Sep 13, 2016

MissHatey:

Misshatey oya na.... M ready

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by moshopsy(m): 2:42pm On Sep 13, 2016

MissHatey:

Anytime... Anywhere wink

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by Nobody: 2:56pm On Sep 13, 2016

moshopsy:
Anytime... Anywhere

Oya na.... Bring your friends along..

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by Nobody: 3:21pm On Sep 13, 2016

ARTtitude:
Miss.hatey oya na.... M ready

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by Nobody: 3:41pm On Sep 13, 2016

moshopsy:
Anytime... Anywhere

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by kuchikau: 3:48pm On Sep 13, 2016

ARTtitude:
Ogbeni Hw far u na?...... On top which level b diz 1......omo I dey feel ur ban as he dey run come ooo.... Na till 4016

...
When the alcohol do clear from ur eyes...holla at me.

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by kuchikau: 3:49pm On Sep 13, 2016

ARTtitude:
Ogbeni Hw far u na?...... On top which level b diz 1......omo I dey feel ur ban as he dey run come ooo.... Na till 4016

...

...When the alcohol do clear from ur eyes...holla at me.

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by yorhmienerd(m): 5:06pm On Sep 13, 2016

I've always been moderate

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by benega: 5:54pm On Sep 13, 2016

MissHatey:

ur ban go long pass mynd 44 prick

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Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by Nobody: 6:17pm On Sep 13, 2016

kuchikau:
...
When the alcohol do clear from ur eyes...holla at me.

Shey na u serve me alcohol?

Re: Konji Na Baaaastard by Nobody: 6:18pm On Sep 13, 2016

[quote author=MrWhaley post=49320732]In class,during a Lecture...

All these Dawtas of Eve,the thunder wey go strike una ehhhh. [/quote

The thunder dey sell bag of rice... Lol

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