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Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by Fela40: 1:20pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:
Ah! Yes, finally gotten to the smartest of the bunch, how should we do this mate? Should we take it somewhere else? Like open a thread where no one else would see it, just me and you

What do you say?
Finally you get to me, a Zombie's speed is super when compared to the processor's speed of your brain. It's in your hands to choose whichever way you want to die boy, my job here is just to murder you and that I shall do with my eyes veiled because even a blind dog is a more worthy opponent than you are
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by dopeJemi: 1:20pm On Sep 13, 2016
Darween88:
hahaha....dummy,am sure your birth certificate is an apology letter from a condom factory. the earth is too full of idiots,if you die now,at least the earth will be happy to loose an idiot.
I can disgrace you further by quoting this stale insult from the site you got it from or you could keep disgracing yourself by copying insults from google

Be original, let it come from within, no dey do copy and paste
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by nairalandtroll1: 1:21pm On Sep 13, 2016
asuo27:
cheesy
urgley geh awa u tongue
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by Nobody: 1:21pm On Sep 13, 2016
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by dopeJemi: 1:22pm On Sep 13, 2016
SPERM:
No need asking your father again where you got your masturbating skills....Obviously you inherited t
Alright, i'll make sure I preserve you the next time I wa.nk you out or donate you to sperm bank, if there's anything like that
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by mrban9(m): 1:23pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:
Oma ga oh, ejo, biko, please i'm sorry, e never reach like that na, but why the thing dey pain you like this?

Okay no vex, na play I been dey, abeg no mess my future up
boyyy, lemme tell you a story


it is better to train a child, than to repair an adult, you are a kid to me, a foolish one at that, i will use u as an example..Having malnourished beards wont save you from what will hit you...


we can bet on dat

watdousay?
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 1:23pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:
Oma ga oh, ejo, biko, please i'm sorry, e never reach like that na, but why the thing dey pain you like this?

Okay no vex, na play I been dey, abeg no mess my future up
Mumu you sabi beg bfor, shuoooooo


You kon dey run your mouth upandan like a stray puppy
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by dopeJemi: 1:24pm On Sep 13, 2016
Fela40:
Finally you get to me, a Zombie's speed is super when compared to the processor's speed of your brain. It's in your hands to choose whichever way you want to die boy, my job here is just to murder you and that I shall do with my eyes veiled because even a blind dog is a more worthy opponent than you are
Alright open a thread and mention me when you done while I clean this place up

Thanks
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by nairalandtroll1: 1:24pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:
You must be a dipstick dunderhead, in his original post, he talked about his relationship, I advised him based on his original post which talked about his relationship, then later he came and said it wasn't about him and even apologized for not making it clear from the start

Now, it's either you are a cretin or a dyslexic ignoramus or you were simply dropped on your head as a baby for you to jump on my mention to spew that bullshit up there and the next time you attempt to jump on my mention, i'll make sure I amputate you(this is a warning not an advice) what a fncking mor.on
All this sermon just ended in fncking slowpoke? guy you're a pig but fucccking a goat
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 1:25pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:
Alright, i'll make sure I preserve you the next time I wa.nk you out or donate you to sperm bank, if there's anything like that
Watery diss coming from a hopeless dimwit. Not Surprised.
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by dopeJemi: 1:25pm On Sep 13, 2016
mrban9:
boyyy, lemme tell you a story


it is better to train a child, than to repair an adult, you are a kid to me, a foolish one at that, i will use u as an example..Having malnourished beards wont save you from what will hit you...


we can bet on dat

watdousay?
Okay sir, since i'm a kid to you why not train me sir, please, make me wise, deliver me from my foolishness, please sir don't use me as an example, abeg
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by dopeJemi: 1:27pm On Sep 13, 2016
SPERM:
Watery diss coming from a hopeless dimwit. Not Surprised.
Not as watery as you though, look for the nearest condom my friend
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by dopeJemi: 1:27pm On Sep 13, 2016
nairalandtroll1:
All this sermon just ended in fncking slowpoke? guy you're a pig but fucccking a goat
huh huh I don't understand
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 1:28pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:
Alright open a thread and mention me when you done while I clean this place up

Thanks
You want attention, now you got your hands full.

Minnows like you dont know when to run...You keep believing your underfed brains will sort you out. Too bad, it wont.


Get d fvvcking copied diss outa my face, shameless paedophile.
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 1:29pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:
huh huh I don't understand
He wasnt expecting you to understand on your first attempt either.


Read his statement slowly and pay apt attention to every word
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by mrban9(m): 1:31pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:
Okay sir, since i'm a kid to you why not train me sir, please, make me wise, deliver me from my foolishness, please sir don't use me as an example, abeg
dope-jemi

let me tell you something :


i am nightmare dressed like a day dream

i will teach you how to be calm

when am through with you, you will know how to avoid people....hope u have heard about the adage "a green snake in a green grass"?
i will deal with you from within

dopejemi you will die an unaccounted death
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by dopeJemi: 1:32pm On Sep 13, 2016
SPERM:
He wasnt expecting you to understand on your first attempt either.


Read his statement slowly and pay apt attention to every word
If "you are a pig but fncking a goat" makes sense to you then I think I need to add one more regret to my list of regrets, that regret is engaging you
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by nairalandtroll1: 1:34pm On Sep 13, 2016
AngelAhnie:
Lol, let me leave
Don't leave stay here this corn seller
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by Nobody: 1:35pm On Sep 13, 2016
nairalandtroll1:
urgley geh awa u tongue
Who come be this one?. grin fyne boy/girl, how're you?.
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by Nobody: 1:36pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:
I can disgrace you further by quoting this stale insult from the site you got it from or you could keep disgracing yourself by copying insults from google

Be original, let it come from within, no dey do copy and paste
oshey adviser.but don't forget to include how you got to the site and how you memorized the lines...you are a God forsaken shallow mouthed poverty stricken ape dung...how I wish I can cut your paralyzed dick so that you will begin to think from your abnormal brain
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by AngelAhnie(f): 1:36pm On Sep 13, 2016
nairalandtroll1:
Don't leave stay here this corn seller
grin grin grin grin
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by dopeJemi: 1:37pm On Sep 13, 2016
mrban9:
dope-jemi

let me tell you something :


i am nightmare dressed like a day dream

i will teach you how to be calm

when am through with you, you will know how to avoid people....hope u have heard about the adage "a green snake in a green grass"?
i will deal with you from within

dopejemi you will die an unaccounted death
Godforbid and back to sender, no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper, who say my water no go boil, that person no go see water fetch, who say my food no go done, that person no go see kerosene or gas cook him own
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by nairalandtroll1: 1:39pm On Sep 13, 2016
asuo27:
Who come be this one?. grin fyne boy/girl, how're you?.
shut up there Mrs Ugeley geh.if you never cure your blood decease no mention me again.
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by dopeJemi: 1:39pm On Sep 13, 2016
Darween88:
oshey adviser.but don't forget to include how you got to the site and how you memorized the lines...you are a God forsaken shallow mouthed poverty stricken ape dung...how I wish I can cut your paralyzed dick so that you will begin to think from your abnormal brain
How can one think from an abnormal brain though? Your case is even worse than I first imagined, oga abeg gimme chance before you rub your illiteracy on me
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 1:40pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:
[s]

Not as watery as you though, look for the nearest condom my friend [/s]
Thrash.


Even a nursery rhyme sounds better than your incoherent diss...
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by dopeJemi: 1:42pm On Sep 13, 2016
SPERM:
Thrash.


Even a nursery rhyme sounds better than your incoherent diss...
It wasn't a diss, isn't your natural habitat a Condom? And sometimes tissue papers, It wasn't a diss, only stated fact
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 1:42pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:
Godforbid and back to sender, no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper, who say my water no go boil, that person no go see water fetch, who say my food no go done, that person no go see kerosene or gas cook him own
Shut up, you hopeless phleb
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 1:44pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:
It wasn't a diss, isn't your natural habitat a Condom? And sometimes tissue papers, It wasn't a diss, only stated fact
Same way a psychaitric hospital is your permanent habitat. Modafvvcking piece of horse shiiit
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by dopeJemi: 1:44pm On Sep 13, 2016
SPERM:
Shut up, you hopeless phleb
That wasn't for you, please follow protocol, reply me when I come at you, quote only my response to you, don't confuse me
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by nairalandtroll1: 1:45pm On Sep 13, 2016
Where is that kpof kpof face dollyjoy? I want you here,Where is that fuxxk fuxxk Laveda,can you 2 leave dick for a moment and answer me?
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by mrban9(m): 1:45pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:
Godforbid and back to sender, no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper, who say my water no go boil, that person no go see water fetch, who say my food no go done, that person no go see kerosene or gas cook him own
i see, you have guts

THE EYES ONCE BOASTED ABOUT BEEN THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE BODY, UNTILL THE NOSE WENT ON HOLIDAY AND THE EYES SAW PEPPER...



surugede bu egwu ndi mmuo

we will see who will laugh last



dopejemi...smh
Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by dopeJemi: 1:46pm On Sep 13, 2016
SPERM:
Same way a psychaitric hospital is your permanent habitat. Modafvvcking piece of horse shiiit
At least I get to live and receive treatment while you get dumped

SPERM= CONDOM= TISSUE PAPER
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