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asuo27:
You well?.

asuo27:
if he calls when i'm having crams and crying, i won't have to tell him.
He just knows wat's up.

do you experience severe pains during your period

Winnelyn:
do you experience severe pains during your period

officialEFCC:
come smoke make you chill with solomon small

officialEFCC:
berlin abi berlyn why you dey mention me, you dey turkey and you dey awake by this time go check AIT look time

It baffles me on how you all reason here wtf is berlin you all are reffering me to....nd what happens with the time I choose to be awake?? Mr swerve

asuo27:
I experience menstrual crams.
Is anything wrong with that?.

no dear it was a harmless question no vex

asuo27:
if he calls when i'm having crams and crying, i won't have to tell him.
He just knows wat's up.

Winnelyn:
no dear it was a harmless question no vex

take your frustrated spirit away from my thread

vikkeee:
Who cares about your Goddamn period

Winnelyn:
It baffles me on how you all reason here wtf is berlin you all are reffering me as ...nd what happens with the time I decides to be awake?? Mr swerve

Winnelyn:
take your frustrated spirit away from my thread

Winnelyn:
take your frustrated spirit away from my thread

a mistake you could have corrected in a polite manner ?? Thnks

EmperorLee:
Tell me you are not Berlyn again

Winnelyn:
a mistake you could have corrected in a polite manner ?? Thnks

EmperorLee:
Lol I wasn't trying to correct or fault your English (I don't do that at all), I was just showing you the loosed ends.


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kk you still doubting

vikkeee:
Frustrated spirit? Your whole body soul and spirit is frustrated!! Daughter of jezebel

swerve biko

Winnelyn:
kk you still doubting

officialEFCC:
you never see were dey they derail thread they discuss the derailing for inside the derail wee.d no good

Lord have mercy LMAO!

VikingsOO7:
Lord have mercy LMAO!

EmperorLee:
Lmao. When you are ready to go public, please give me a mention

i don't get you

Winnelyn:
[color=Black] No one will know that you're on your period unless you tell them, which is normally a positive thing.

However, if you're dating a guy who's trying to touch you below the belt, or if your friends are wondering why you've been so moody, then you might want to let them know it's your time of the month..Since saying that you're on your period sounds so bland and boring, there are other ways you can divulge of the information.

Here are a few of the classiest ways to say you're on your period:

My oven is in cleaning mode

Your period might feel like a pointless form of torture.
However, it's really the time when your body sheds pieces of itself that it no longer needs, which is what makes this phrase pretty accurate!

MY GIRL HAS STARTED HER MONTHLY JOB

Anytime you reference it being a certain time of "month," everyone should understand what you're talking about, So unless you have a daughter,
your friends shouldn't take long to figure out who your "girl" is After all, they all have to deal with their own girls.

I’M EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

If you're uncomfortable getting sexual with your boyfriend during that time of the month, you can use this phrase to warn him to keep his hands off.
He can touch you again once your body is back to running smoothly.

MOTHER NATURE IS OBSESSED WITH ME

Even though Mother Nature visits every woman once a month, it can feel like she's obsessed with you when your time comes...

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IT'S SHARK WEEK
You wouldn't want to swim on your period, especially in an ocean full of sharks....Everyone claims that they're attracted to blood, so the situation wouldn't end well!!

I'M STOPPED AT A RED LIGHT

Unless you're sitting in a car then your boyfriend should be able to figure this one out In a week, once your period is over then you can give him the green light instead you don't have to be blunt and tell others that you're bleeding below the belt, because there are plenty of other ways to state that you're on your period..


What euphemism do you usually use in order to tell others that it's your time of the month

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